posted Sun, 05/05/2013 - 17:14
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+ 1 HAS ANYONE EVER USED A STEROID CLEANSER TO GET GEAR OUT OF YOUR BODY FAST?
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Has anyone ever used any products that can cleanser gear out of your system?
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AAS's does not show up on 10 panel drug test I'm on probation and take test all the time and to top it off there sent to lab as well
I'll tell you how I have passed dozens of drug tests, all pre employment, insurance mandatory, or DOT. I get clean piss and put it in dry un lubed condom. I would take two condoms full, but never needed the backup. Before you get the heating pads involved you'll wanna use a cup of warm tap water with water constantly running in a bowl to bring the condoms temperature up. I would get 2 hand warmer heating pads and stick all of that into the front of a pair of tighty whities. I place 1 heating pad next to my body, the two condoms then another heating pad, sandwich style. I would also bring in a safety pin to open the condom once inside. I would want this in my boxers for around an hour to bring it up to body temp. This works so well for unsupervised tests. I have never had the balls to use it for a probation test. I also know that pee will stay good for at least a year. I got some in a mason jar, then didn't end up needing it. I basically set the jar in my garage and forgot about it til I got hurt at work. It had been in my hot garage for a year. It had separated and looked darker, but I had 0 choice. I shook it up and filled the condoms, it smelled A LOT stronger so I watered it down a little, don't forget piss is 99% water, and used it. It worked. This obviously only works if you know the test is coming.
EDIT: I forgot one time I did use an over the counter piss clean product from GNC. It was for a random probation test. And I was only covering up alcohol.
RomanbrandKey statement out of all this is "pee will stay good for at least a year". I will stash a jar or two or urine in my garage fridge and also get the wizinator to bring to work and keep in my locker for for a while. I know when they "serve" me the random test, I go by myself and its not a big deal, the biggest thing is its sent to a lab and has to be within a certain temp range. I do have access to hand held heating pads at work so that was a huge bit of info for me!
Buildbigger86For real i didn't know it was good for a year frozen. To heat it up to 98.6 you just put the urine in the wiz heater bottle.
Buildbigger86But i got to you a plus 1 for the good idea's much respect!
Buildbigger86Your on point but it is just easier to buy wizinator with heater built into it ya know.
But good my man, i really appreciate it
Yeah it's kinda the poor mans whiz intake, but are those things still available. There was a big lawsuit years ago and I know they were off the market for awhile. I'm sure those or some reasonable facsimile are available.
Buildbigger86Yeah they have them at headshop's by me but i am by NYC. So downtown has everything haha. You can def order off internet. A bud of mine did what you did but condom popped and he had to go to jail for 3 years. He didn't want to spend the money on the Wiz. I was dude i would of bought it for you.
AnonOil change bro.
Either inject someone elses piss into your empty bladder or insert a small tube all the way up your pee hole into your bladder and pump someone elses clean piss into your bladder.
No pill/drink/shot..etc will clean you system. Nothing will clean your system.
Buildbigger86Yeah i said wizinator with fresh clean piss
It all depends on the cycle you have taken or taking.
RomanbrandFinally found it lol Thank you brother!
Buildbigger86FELLAS, This is roman he is the man who is looking for guidance cleaning system. First of all, what gear did you run and how long ago? I should of asked you this first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KH2WYGp8Ew
fast forward to 1:12
I tried to get the scene where he actually injects his bladder with someone else's piss but couldn't find it- possibly the most hard core move ever!
RomanbrandTalk about clutch! Inject myself with clean piss sounds like a great idea! haha
Buildbigger86this was his forum post. I also told him to come onto this one now.
Hi, has anyone ever had to use a masking agent for a drug test? I have been researching this for some time now and there are no real answers just people saying how expensive and uncommon it is to test for AAS. I work for the government and we are subject to randoms at any time, I really do not see why they would test us for AAS being that we are "occupational athletes" but they have it in our contract.
Has anyone ever been drug test for AAS and passed with a masking agent? Keep in mind this is not a planned test, its random. Thank you for any advice!
yea i dont think its possible, even if one existed ... drink cranberry juice lol
Buildbigger86AHAHA, I remember being you and get caught puffing herb and my friends that were older said to pass the drug test i would have to chug a bottle of vinegar. The best part is that i only had apple vinegar. OMG MAN i throw up all over. I can still remember that awful taste in my stomach and mouth. aLSO THAT WAS LIKE 14 YEARS AGO LOL
Buildbigger86Someone on our site had posted a forum asking about drug testing. But he is getting a job with the goverment. So he is worried they will test for AAS'S as well. I suggest wizinator but i am trying to see if there is anything else he can do beside use that. Hold on a sec let me see if mentioned blood work. i don't believe he did. He just said it was a 10 panel test.
RomanbrandClose, I have the job with the Gov already but Im about to get f'n huge and I think people are going to notice. If they tested me I was hoping to have something like those XXL drinks in the head shops or the wizinator to break out on the drop of a dime and get "clean" real quick.
Buildbigger86If you just started job and get bigger they won't do anything lol. I don't think you can legally test a person for AAS'S at a job just because they got big fast. The reason for all drugs test for companies is just for the insurance and benefits.
Buildbigger86My man i know all the best drug cleanser but i do not think they will work for AAS'S
RomanbrandWord. I will call my local head shop tomorrow and get the manufacturers name and do some recon for us all. I'll post my results.
They normally don't test for AAS. They normally test for Weed,coke, ETC....
Government in new Mexico test for aas
Buildbigger86FOR REAL? Mexico of all places test for AAS'S. It is the most corrupt place on the planet. All those cops get high and do coke.
New Mexico USA bro
Buildbigger86with everything that country has going on now why would they ever test people for AAS'S?? That cracks me up.
Because there full homos. We have meth addicts that's where the problem lies
Buildbigger86You expect the generals to have their shoulders as saucy as possible so they can fuck shit up lol
Lol I don't even know what that means but it was funny
Buildbigger86Fuckin macbook's man. Spell fill in. i hate it. i meant to say you would think the General's would prefer to have their soldiers sauced out so they could fuck shit up
Haha fuck yea me too. I would give them test and tren all day
Romanbrandhaha, that would make no sense whatsoever... Mexico???
RomanbrandCorrect, they do not test for AAS, it is not standard, they only do the 10 panel. BUT if they suspect something they can test for AAS, it is in our contract. In my job, I have to be strong and athletic so I dont think they would mind much, kinda a dont ask dont tell thing but I want that added security in my jump bag that could save my job if...
Omg new Mexico people you never heard of Roswell where the UFO supposibly crashed
Romanbrandhahahaha That makes a difference!
Lmao hell yea it does lmao
Buildbigger86oh. no worries then. Do you have 10 days before test? I can tell you a cleansing solution you take in morning and evening for 10 days and flushes everything out of your system. Used it personally many times for jobs.
Buildbigger86also you are being tested by a governmental agency dude. I would go with this wizinator with clean heated piss. I am sure their test's can detect masking agents.
Buildbigger86I thought that also but because it is a governmental possession. i wasn't sure how they would run it because it's not like they can't afford it.
Are you getting a blood test ??
RomanbrandNo, it would be urine
Buildbigger86urine, your be on good then. Either get the wizinator or you can do the 10 day cleanser.
Romanbrandlol, I cant do the 10 day as I have no clue if or when it would come. The wizinator is a decent idea but I would have to find someone to pee for me, my partner is gonna be juiced up too though lol.
Buildbigger86do you have any brothers or sister's? That can do it for you? Or if you don't want to ask them if they have kids just use the kids urine. Sounds crazy but it works i know people who used to sell clean children urine outside the probe office.
Buildbigger86You do know 1 person that you can get piss from? i mean a ton of friends do aas's or sometime of drug but if anything i would get someone older i knew to piss in it for me. WHATEVER YOU DO. DONT PURCHASE THE FAKE PISS THAT WIZ SELLS. I know people who have been caught like that because it looks like urine is masked and then they will make you come back in and literally watch your dick piss
RomanbrandHow long do you suppose pee is good for if I got if from someone? I would probably have to carry it around and refrigerate it lol This is a mess already lol
Buildbigger86i think a day or 2 but you would need to have it in some type of heating container on 24/7 at 98.6 degrees
Buildbigger86You could refrigerate it but the best would be to get it that day is poss. You got any crackheads by you that have little kids? By me they sell their children's clean urine. Very fucked up but it would solve your problem.