Got caught with my guard down. I shouldn't have been talking about how big or small my junk is anyway! Thats not me but even I can be drawn out of my comfort zone goofing around. Lol men are just giant boys! It is what it is.....
Let me just tell you this! Women are not bottomless pits and if its too long you'll never be able to stick it all the way in..... So trust me its not all its cracked up to be. It's a curse if you ask me!
don't know about making your dong grow to freakish proportions, but a major US city i used to live in always had adds in the newspaper looking for people who wanted to be in porn....
you could achieve half you wish with a little effort ;P
I don't understand what you mean by 100 years would seem like 1 year and 1 day would seem like 1 second.
If you're referring to how time seems to speed up as you get older this isn't actually present time sense speeding up. This is only your references to time frames. So when you look back a month wouldn't seem like a long time due to you comparing it to a longer time frame.
A minute would still feel like a minute while living it. It's only when you look back and think about how fast time has past that it would feel that way.
Not to mention your brain wouldn't be able to store an infinite amount of memories, so eventually you'd hit a limit as to how many years you could retain and then you'd hit an asymptote as to how fast you perceived time to have traveled when looking back.
Point is time doesn't go faster the older you get. Just your reference to time changes when looking at the past.
Hahah its a price im willing to take, id most defently be a lesbian tho no doubt but the hot lesbian type the kinda bi'ish type but not really bi but just hot. Kinda like punk skater emo hot, but I wouldnt try being a dude type one.
Lol!! It was the funniest thing...we'd be at cheesecake factory (awwe shit i just said cake..no cake no cake) and the staff would say hi..he would stop dead in his tracks close his eyes and just stand there with this stone face, i dont know u..i dont see you...you cant see me...leave me alone look. They are (or were) the cutest at that age!
I do tried it at the gym...m-effers still be comin up to me..."you compete?" "How you get like that?" Ugh..leave me A LONE duuude. LOL!!!!!
Please tell me you respond to them with.. "OMG NO" I would never want to be all muscled up and stuff" In your best ditzy voice... Nothing gets me like my girl friends saying " I don't wanna use weights and get big huge muscles and stuff" OMFG. ( two of the three are now using free weights )
I wish that my future picture (btw is sooooooo amayzing, they dont even make movies like this) were coming true TODAY rather than sometime in the future (like in 3 months..and 10 minutes) and people were more cheerful and not so negative!
A smile and a laugh is wayyy mo betta than a frown and scowl.
Lol no! Smart... Besides I like her she's cool!
You both are great sports.... Next time when the junk comes up (not literally) you will think about the response a little more.. LOL
I have to agree on both points. :-)
Got caught with my guard down. I shouldn't have been talking about how big or small my junk is anyway! Thats not me but even I can be drawn out of my comfort zone goofing around. Lol men are just giant boys! It is what it is.....
no.. you got caught with your pants down ....
I also agree. Not my forte. But I couldn't resist for some reason.
Lol
Let me just tell you this! Women are not bottomless pits and if its too long you'll never be able to stick it all the way in..... So trust me its not all its cracked up to be. It's a curse if you ask me!
waltrlol
don't know about making your dong grow to freakish proportions, but a major US city i used to live in always had adds in the newspaper looking for people who wanted to be in porn....
you could achieve half you wish with a little effort ;P
bahahahaha gold!!!!
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If I had one wish it would be to bring my nephew back that had CF and my best friends baby girl that past away at 3 years old of brain cancer!!! :(
:-(
Hate hearing that!
To be Mr.Olympia. no joke... Or maybe just not pay taxes... -___- lol
I'd be happy with the second one, lol.
Lol Damn right!
Easy.... Money.. Endless money. People that say money can't buy happiness is full of shit
what money cant buy it could rent!!!!!
Bitey"They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby..."
Boiler room! Love it!
If I had one wish? That is a very tough question.
I wouldn't want to live forever because I would see everyone die in front of me. 100 years will then seem like 1 year. 1 day will seem like 1 second.
I honestly think time travel would be a good wish to have but I am not so sure.
Chaz32621Bro what the hell are you on?? lol
BiteyI don't understand what you mean by 100 years would seem like 1 year and 1 day would seem like 1 second.
If you're referring to how time seems to speed up as you get older this isn't actually present time sense speeding up. This is only your references to time frames. So when you look back a month wouldn't seem like a long time due to you comparing it to a longer time frame.
A minute would still feel like a minute while living it. It's only when you look back and think about how fast time has past that it would feel that way.
Not to mention your brain wouldn't be able to store an infinite amount of memories, so eventually you'd hit a limit as to how many years you could retain and then you'd hit an asymptote as to how fast you perceived time to have traveled when looking back.
Point is time doesn't go faster the older you get. Just your reference to time changes when looking at the past.
I'm not referring to "how time seems to speed up as you get older" buddy.
But you are right though.
Chaz32621If I had one wish itd be being a chick, im curious as fuckkkk what itd be like lol.
waltryou could start saving up for that sex change operation now...
Get arrested... then drop the soap
Chaz32621Lol ill skip out on that one haha
da fuck.....what waste of a wish
Chaz32621Not a waste!! Im more of the sensitive type I think id be an awesome chick!!
you'll never know will you
AnonSick Him! Grrrr!
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Really? Ewwwww....it's not good ;)
Chaz32621Hahah its a price im willing to take, id most defently be a lesbian tho no doubt but the hot lesbian type the kinda bi'ish type but not really bi but just hot. Kinda like punk skater emo hot, but I wouldnt try being a dude type one.
I got it all planned out
lol...........
LOL ;)
I m glad I m not a guy ;-)
Hmmmm...yep, come to think of it, me too lol ;)
Chaz32621Missin out
LOL... as are you
GearofWarWorld Peace? Lol, the world can kiss my ass. I'd want all of Superman's powers. With power like that you could terrify the world into peace.
Anonhahaha very good !
the correct and accurate answer to every question i would and could ask... as knowledge is power!!!!! what would that make me
To be invisible when I wanted to be! LOL Corny right! Sounds anti social.....
My son used to think if he closed his eyes he was and no one could see him. Obviously doesnt work so well. Lol!!
Mine too! LOL Sometimes you just want to be left alone you know disappear.....
Lol!! It was the funniest thing...we'd be at cheesecake factory (awwe shit i just said cake..no cake no cake) and the staff would say hi..he would stop dead in his tracks close his eyes and just stand there with this stone face, i dont know u..i dont see you...you cant see me...leave me alone look. They are (or were) the cutest at that age!
I do tried it at the gym...m-effers still be comin up to me..."you compete?" "How you get like that?" Ugh..leave me A LONE duuude. LOL!!!!!
Please tell me you respond to them with.. "OMG NO" I would never want to be all muscled up and stuff" In your best ditzy voice... Nothing gets me like my girl friends saying " I don't wanna use weights and get big huge muscles and stuff" OMFG. ( two of the three are now using free weights
)
Okay in all seriousness...
I wish that my future picture (btw is sooooooo amayzing, they dont even make movies like this) were coming true TODAY rather than sometime in the future (like in 3 months..and 10 minutes) and people were more cheerful and not so negative!
A smile and a laugh is wayyy mo betta than a frown and scowl.
tread-mWanna make a movie?