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Today I took the equivalence of 1609 bad injections

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If any of you have looked at my avitar closely or looked at my one rear pic I have posted you will all agree that I'm one hairy joker. Well on Dec 1 I started a cut cycle and a diet to get my body fat down. I lot of guys have riden me pretty hard for my body fat being too high. Well to get a better look at what I was working with I shaved my whole upper body. After a month that started getting old. Today I went to a laser hair removal place. They zap you with a laser to kill the hair folicle. It feels just like a 23 awg pin but a bad one. Like the kind your wife gives you the first time. The machine keeps count of the zaps. I didn't do the arms or arm pits. The count was 1609 zaps. I was glad to get out of there. I got to go back every 60 days for at 12-18 months. Next time I will use the optional prescription skin numbing creame. I thought I was a bad ass and told them I did't need it when I went for my consultation. Boy was that a mistake. In the end I'm glad I did it.

BODYMAN2's picture

Damn!!...Ima sitting here LMMFAO..hahaha...no way in hell would I ever do it to my sack....sounds like the back tat coverup I just had done...hurt like a mofo...a couple thousand 23g in a spot 6" round was excruciating...I don't remember the first tat ever hurting like that lol...of course plenty of alcohol was consumed 25 years ago lol....not doing the hair removal lol...but Im not a sweater vest kinda hairy lol...

ironman420's picture

people do that on there ballbag?

Exgearslinger's picture

When I went to the place for the conciltation meeting they give you a drawing of a person front and back. You got to circle where your getting work done at. There was a wiener on one picture and a cooter on the other. I guess some people do that. I'm sure chicks probably get a straight edge down there but if you did your nut sack I think you would have to be one of those leather and chains kind of homo. That shit hurt a lot I can only imagine down there.

Weemanly's picture

What's the name of place bro? Wanna zap my head tired of shaving that shit.

Weemanly's picture

Man this new setup, I can't find where to accept. Hit my profile under friends but no pending.

Exgearslinger's picture

That's dirt cheap. That machine is over a $100,000.00.

Barracuda's picture

Saw the back pic! Reminds me of a seinfeld episode - LOL.
I'd say you got a good deal as long as they guarantee the work!
Don't want to spend 10K if it don't work - not to mention the time you'll have into it.

Exgearslinger's picture

I have noticed a big difference allready. I don't see how it's going to take as many sessions as they claim. I will update after every session. I'm sure a lot of guys are curious about it. After all body hair is out right now. I guess.

iamsam's picture

i live in washington where they just legalized marijuana, we should try and get pro-hormones legalized as well!!! and ouch that sucks.

Exgearslinger's picture

I did shoulders, entire back, chest, and abdomin. I got an intrest free payment deal. The 18 month treatment will be 10k.

Exgearslinger's picture

Yes.

Gira12's picture

Deam bro, I'll shave ur back for 10k for 18 months! Hope it's worth it 4 u!

UncleYoked's picture

Back in college, I had my wife, then girlfriend, put some of that Nads hair removal shit on a patch of back hair. It was on my spine in between my shoulder blades. Holy fudge that crap hurt. I ended up with a massive hematoma on my back. That sucked. Now I've got the whole sweater vest thing going on.

Exgearslinger's picture

Man I tried that Nair crap back in the 80's. Crap burned my skin off and left all the hair. I still remember the jingle from the commercial. I think it was "nothing beats a great pair of legs". Haha.

fast48's picture

Sounds painful. I like pain...but that's like mega flyswatter pain.

Exgearslinger's picture

Obviously you like pain. Look at your skin. It's green. You chose to have that done too. But I tell you what. I bet it would have been worse to get that crap waxed off. That would have put me into full shock.

fast48's picture

Waxing looks like organized torture! Lol!

boots2asses12's picture

lmao brutha that shit hurts! i hated hair until i tryed that lol