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What are you Guys getting the wives/gf's for Xmas? Every year it's the same shit. Mine already has every coach bag there is. Hates jewelry. Has every kind of uggs there are (named appropriately, they're fuckin UGLY). I don't want to be stuck getting lame ass gift cards from the stores she likes. Help a brotha out. Ideas people?

Nitti's picture

:-O
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kodiakGRRL's picture

OOPS ;0

wallabokkie's picture

It's easy mate. just get her something every woman needs. A new vacuume cleaner and some rubber gloves for washing the dishes with a few towels to dry the dishes when she is done. Hahahha. I am probably going to get hammered here for that but for those that know me they will get it. I love a laugh and am very rarely serious. But in all seriousness cobber the gift should be something that she will remember. It doesn't need to be a trinket wrapped in paper. Whats wrong with a really nice weekend away in a nice location and just spoil her for a few days. Just a thought mate. It meand more to them than just another little gift with hardly any thought put into it. Good luck mate and have a very merry xmas and an awesome new year

everclese's picture

So here is my real idea... I saw a picture frame at hallmark yesturday said love and another said you and I then u put a picture in it. That'll make her melt. They also had a Xmas ornament that u put a pic in, it said my family 2012. All are good ideas. Also I like to get my girl stuff I find sexy on her. If u look at oldnavy.com they have these cami tops for like $10 I love her to wear those to bed instead of a t-shirt. I am getting her 3 or 4 cami tops a security system I saw at lowe's that has sensors for the doors n windows and a camera she can view anywhere from her smart phone. She has kids, and I worry about her sometimes and she has expressed concern more than once. We both have out own houses and stay together 3 or 4 nights a week, but it's gonna be a lil while before we move in together but not that long to where she would sign a contract for a security system. So I am going w/ the picture frame idea, camis, and a security system I install. Doubt it helps, and now u f'ers better not tell Smile

susieQ's picture

Or go to place where the both of you get one ..It's called Tandem massage !!!!!

Nitti's picture

'd get her a gift card for a day spa and massage. I couldn't do it. The massuese would projectile vomit when they touched my scarred back from AAS induced cystic acne

HllwdBdBoy's picture

Get her AAA bro.... Yeah I'm still single :((

HllwdBdBoy's picture

Towing, jump starts, tire changes, locked keys in car, brings gas if she runs out... The shit pays for itself and its taking care of her when you're not there

Nitti's picture

Thats a pretty good one, but Bell doesn't drive! lol. I'm a fuckin taxi!

HllwdBdBoy's picture

Uhmm... Driving lessons?

Nitti's picture

Already all over it! I can't teach her tho. Last time I took her out she slammed the brakes and slapped the shit outta me after telling me to stfu. Lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

As a fellow abused man, just want you to know that I'm here for you.

Nitti's picture

Thanks buddy! I need a hug. The last time she blacked my eye, i told the cops what happened, they looked at her (5') and took a look at me, laughed and left! ;-(

Genetix's picture

Make sure what ever you buy her you don't forget to add the "Heartfelt-AKA-Cheesy Gift". Picture frame of when you first met with an old photo special engraving on the back, maybe an item or object you can buy that reminds her you were listening one day when she said she has a favorite Blah...Blah....Blaahhh. Sure Gucci, LV, Coach, etc get make them happy but to get the juices flowing you need those tears to flow!!!

Nitti's picture

Another good idea! I've never been any good at the cheesy stuff. This is why I made the post. Lots of good ideas here.

D_III's picture

Well I was in the planning stage of what I was going to get the ole lady for christmas, when last saturday I told her to pack her shit and get outta my house. She moved back in with her parents. Its been pretty rough around the house lately, after she choose to quit her fulltime job because she didn't like her co-workers without having anything else lined up.( wish I had the luxury) Now I'd like to say I have a job that pays well enough for her to be a stay at home mom, but that isn't the case. So long story short..LOOKS LIKE I"LL BE GETTING MY NEXT CYCLE TOGTHER EARLIER THEN EXPECTED!!! BOOYAH......p.s. and i see some RIPS in my future!!!!

kodiakGRRL's picture

I asked goth for a motorcyle

Nitti's picture

Damn grrrrl! That would be a hell of a present!

kodiakGRRL's picture

a chopper to be exact ;-) lol.. I don't expect it though it is kind of like the big girls version of asking for a pony for christmas

fast48's picture

Mine wants tatt work done

Nitti's picture

That's another great idea! She's got work she needs done.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

WHAT!..you mean a nice card aint good enough thesedays.... sheeeeeeet!

everclese's picture

I think that's just fine... I did that for b-day tho. I got all fancy and included a couple coupons for massages from me? I'm classy like that tho!

everclese's picture

An electric razor she's real hairy... A vacuum, a diet book, dentures, and some fuzzy dice to hang from the mirror in her big rig. She's a truck driver...

Carlos Danger's picture

Getting wifey the Iphone5 and plane tickets to hawaii for next year. Just paid for the room last week.
Bro this may sound weaksauce but earlier in the year I took Wifey to a small opera production in the City and a nice upscale dinner. My wife don't cry but damn she cried thru most of the show. It melted the ice that's normally covering her heart:-) Cheap enough to be a stocking stuffer bro.

Engineereddisaster's picture

That's the softer side of Gs that I like to see. You complete me GS.

Carlos Danger's picture

In my mind I'm holding u ever so gently right now;-)

Nitti's picture

I'm gonna get this bitch a plunger. Bitches love bringin up old shit!
:-)

Darktide's picture

That was pretty good!

Carlos Danger's picture

Bro I'm still regretting the shit I said 13 years ago! Wifey can't remember to wash my work pants but she remembers when I called her a dumbass when I was 20 yrs old. WTF!

Nitti's picture

Lol.

Carlos Danger's picture

LMAO! U really love that NuWave oven don't u! Ahahaha

Marky Mark's picture

That's a months worth of blow jobs right there! :o

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hell yeah baby. Love Christmas with my man Muta!