Dude wheres my Gear? Dam S.B.
So I write Santa Boy an e-mail last month asking for some Hyges for Christmas. He writes back and tells me you got it. ALRIGHT!!! He tell's me in the e-mail that due to the coming elections he could foresee that he was moving to the South Pole and had to move Christmas up early this year.(on a side note rumor has it that Buff Badger and some customers will be pulling security during this move I also heard that Princess from Star Wars what's her name starts with an L?? Oh yea Princess Lauren is going to..Dam she has a nice @$$). I tell him Cool. Well end of Oct comes and no package. So I'm getting worried that Santa Boy thinks I wasn't good enough. What..had I done something wrong. Maybe it was my time with that stripper? I wonder if he knows about the midget...I mean I was drunk. I hope not. Well I get a phone call and it's Santa Boy. He tells me there's a problem. So I'm like, "Is it because of the stripper" and he tells me no,no, Ho HO HO. You helped that stripper out. That $500 you gave her, she used to make the last payment on her daughters private school. You did a good deed. I'm calling because your package is delayed due to that bitch Sandy. I'm like who. He said Hurricane Sandy. I'm like oh OH! Ok. You'll have it Friday. Well Friday comes no pack. Now I'm worried. Sat nope, Monday nope. Now I's starting to feel like Scrooge. Well I'm leaving my place and I'm in the parking lot when these dogs come walking by. Now these weren't ordinary dogs they were dressed in suits and were carrying a box that was wrapped in yellow paper with a bow. But even as strange as this sounds what caught my eye was an emblem on the side of the box. Take a look at the first picture it just floored me. So I get out the car and follow them to my door. Now get this THEY WERE TALKING DOGS.They asked my name, I tell them and they say "Right place. Where you want the package."I tell them "just put it on the bed." I thank them and they leave. I open the box and there's a lot of paper in there.I dig and dig and find the gold, a small box of Hygetropin. Dam I'm happy. But wait the little box pop's open and an elf jumps out. He's pissed and before you know it there was a flash and I passed out. When I came to I was amazed. I knew no one would believe me so I took Pictures. There was a note on the bed and it said if you run out of this before Christmas don't worry, be HAPPY. Shops-Mart Happy Thanksgiving and Merry CHristmas.......It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...Dam can't get that song out of my head.
Has this ever happen to you? Am I the only One? Please leave your comments if you liked this. If you didn't then Scrooge you.

On a serious note 200IU of Hygetropin, 25 vials, 8IU each vial. Batch code 701-2 looks good.
Thanks BB and Lauren.