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+ 4 Temper Control...What works for you?

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I've been running a cycle lately specifically for aggression. I don't want to tell you my reasoning, but It was suggested to me by a good friend who has witnessed first-hand the abuse that I take from my girlfriend. She's a rather large girl 350+ lbs, and consequently a heavy Trenbolone/Cheque Drops user. I was raised to never hit a woman so I don't. I'm extremely limited to using choke holds and that only works part of the time.
At any rate, my aggression cycle consists of a Short Ester Testosterone base combined with Tren, Cheque drops, Halo, and Cheap Vodka. It has helped tremendously in the home, my bruises are healing and the sex has been nothing but dirty phenominal. However I am seeing problems outside the home as I try to control my temper in normal public settings.
Just yesterday, I rode my rusty red Huffy 10 speed to the local Wal-Mart to purchase some fire ass Body Fortress Protein powder. (Yes, I don't drive due to a DUI, and my girl won't allow it until I start bringing home at least minimum wage at from the Taco Bell that I work at.) I digress.... Back to my story.
So I'm walking into Walmart and out of no where this 250 lb Cletus walks by me and says "Hi." The nerve of that bastard to tell me "Hi." like I'm his friend. That cracker doesn't know me! So I turn around and without saying a word, punch this guy right in the back of the head. It sounded like a watermelon getting hit by a baseball bat. He drops to the ground like a ton of shit while his lady starts screaming "Call the Cops!" "Call the cops!" I run over to her, and instinctively grab her by the throat in a move that my Jeet Kun Do sensai calls the "Dragon Claw" until I realize that her perfume reminds me of my mother. I let go out of guilt, wiped a tear from my eye and head back to her man. So I pick the guy up, he's still out of course and stuff him into the child seat of the shopping cart (The Buggy for my redneck friends). I don't know how he fit into that thing but he did and he looked damn funny. A grown man with his legs stuffed into the baby seat, big ass legs dangling. Looking down at his shoes, I noticed he was wearing penny loafers. I hadn't seen a pair of them in years. It was hard to stay mad so I grabbed the cart handle and started pushing that cart as fast as I could. I think I had that bastard up to at least 15 mph before I lauched the cart into his 1976 Ford Torino. It was like a really messed up episode of Jackass. Fearing the cops, I jumped onto my Huffy and drove my bike back to my trailer court, only to get my ass kicked by my old lady who wanted her damn body fortress protein powder.

I'm sure that I'm not the only one here who deals with anger issues while on cycle. What do you do to control your temper? If we all turn into assholes like me we continue to keep a dark cloud over the sport. So feel free to share how you channel your aggressions. I'd love to hear.
All my love no homo,
Ed

jimmie's picture

That's a cold friggin freezer you rednecks have, being able to freeze vodka...

Don't forget to empty a couple shotgun shells into the mix.

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Engineereddisaster's picture

I use liquid nitrogen to freeze my vodka

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh he'll yes. Sounds like that will be my breakfast of champions this morning.

everclese's picture

I dont understand what the problem is... Quit being a sally and worrying about pigs! U can beat there ass too... WTF Just come knock on my trailer door and we'll tenderize some bacon together nooka!!! U do have a sweet bike bro, I saw some neighbor kids eyeballin it and I threw pbr cans at them (they were empty tho) So u might want to lock ur bike to the hitch on ur trailer. jus sayin...

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, all the trailer park kids be eying big red. A couple of weeks ago I made a sweet ass jump out of a board and a spare tire. I jumped my big ass woman while she was Laying down and ever since then I've been trailer park hero.

jhendo's picture

OMG!!! that shit is too funny bro.. i cant stop laughing..

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juicechase's picture

"the punch to the back of the head" got me laughing so hard.. lol funny post keep them coming

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VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

lmfao...already read it three times it just gets fkn funnier lol

beastin08's picture

This was the funniest shit I've read in so long. Omg I had to pause every few sentences from laughing so hard.

Sumatra_Triangle's picture

It's mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

I think you should join the marines Infantry. That will show you the difference between being angry and being angry.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I was thinking more like the Swiss military. I think it would be impossible to be mad wearing a clown suit like that. Lol.

beastin08's picture

A clown suit?

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beastin08's picture

Also hahaha I always call em buggies bahaha and I live in Cali now and everyone's always like "wtf is a buggy"

Engineereddisaster's picture

That's right. Southern boy right there.

beastin08's picture

Bama!!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hell yeah! FR sent.

beastin08's picture

Bahahaha damn. F'n jester right there.

I thought you meant marines wore clown suits, at first. Horribly misunderstood you lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hell no brother. I love the Marines.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Damn bro, that explains a lot. I was wondering why you only reply to me with "Just Chillin" and "Uh HuH bro".
So really though.. I ordered yesterday where is my package?
That tren suspension is amaaaazing!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

LMFAO.... damn right i would be shit scared with that pile of dead animals strewn all around too... ED kills things then eats it raw.. then sends me the fkn pics to prove it,lol blood an guts all the way...........

Engineereddisaster's picture

You should see my pile of dead hookers!
Pics sent!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Hmmm nice pic bro... i knew a couple of them bitches, the blonde with the big silicones was dead cheap i will miss her... you could have taken a pic without the dog pissing on them girls lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

That was my old lady taking the piss smartass.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Whoops!... sorry bro but thats one ugly gut wrenching MOFO

Engineereddisaster's picture

Easy bro. She was just having a bad hair day.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Yeah i hear ya bro.. she looks like she can cook but she looks like she can eat too!... ever thought about throwing that bitch on the BBQ when she gets punchy huh

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh, mama can eat brother. And yes I've thought about it, even attempted, but she always seems to get the upper hand.

Engineereddisaster's picture

He knows that I never harm a man who sports a mustache. Just part of my moral code.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

EDward you crack me the FK up you crazy off the wall Mfer.... i needed a good laugh after dragging my old ass through 10,000 reviews through.... regarding my anger management protocol i just keep reading your posts and count myself very very lucky brother man... i bet that big gurl shakes that trailor around when she burps out of her ass!

ac89's picture

it probably blows a hole in the floor of the trailer

Engineereddisaster's picture

That hurts bro. My trailer is well built.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Brother, you have no idea. It's like a rodeo every night in the East Hills Trailerpark. Sometimes I ride the full 8 Seconds, sometimes she does. Oh yeah.

mjunkie's picture

hahahaha thats fuckin funny man, i see you have a lot of time on your hands lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Yeah, Taco bell is only giving me 15 hours/week. Shitty economy. At least Obama gave me a cell phone so I can be a high roller!