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How to look like a noob on here.

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Is ask questions like "how long does it take to feel TestE start to kick" lol

3-4 weeks. unless underdosed. okay. sorted.

But im super impatient. Been doing 500mg/split for the last 3 weeks. On gear/source that have getten good reviews here. And I've got nothing..

Strength gains some, nothing to write home about. No sides.. nothing at all. Libido low, no oily face, no acney, no shrinking nuts, no agression at all, nothing?

Got a second batch already from same source - any suggestions on what would be best? Change to batch 2? or stick with batch 1 and wait a few more days, which will take me to week 4 on this same vile.

Need your advice guys!

fastmouth's picture

Looks like a trip to the doc is happening this week. And will be good timing as week 4 just started!

Will post back with results!

Cheers bro.

HllwdBdBoy's picture

My .02
I personally think it's important for noobies to sound like noobies. This gives us a starting point with them. The trouble comes when they try and perp as if they know more than they know. I am by no means a hand holder but simple answers, guidance and direction is the key. If they don't want to take heed of the experience of those who have blazed the path before them, then by all means let the flaming begin.

fastmouth's picture

I agree.

As a newbie to this... I try to research as much as I can, get the basics up and so not have to ask simple straight forward questions. But at the same time listen and learn from the big boys who have mch more knowledge and real life experience in this.

Essentially, I will ask questions which i cant find answers to already by myself in hope of guidance, but I refuse to ask dumb questions the answers to which can be easily obtained through reading and researching what others have already gone through. Hope this isn't what you're referring to as 'noobies coming across as if they know more than they know' and 'refusing to take heed of experience of those who have blazed the path before them' because that's the exact opposite of what im trying to do. peace bro.

logan's picture

Well said brother. +1

Loboz1988's picture

Hey if your that desperate why not use a kickstart like d-Bol or prop?

Loboz1988's picture

There ya go from the man himself:) I Assumed he had good gear since its from a source with good reviews but I guess sources sometimes go rogue:/

fastmouth's picture

This is true. There is a good chance the gear is good. Just was baffled as to why my sides are so miniscule.

Not planning to add any more compounds as least untill I have more experience on how my system reacts to test. This is all from reading post after post on here and elsewhere and it seems t be the tried and tested way to go.

logan's picture

Have you asked for stats on how long he is training what his diet is like or how many cycles he has done before recommending more drugs? Steroids are not the answer it is only a tool. Next time get the facts before you give advice. People's health are at risk here.

Loboz1988's picture

Dude thats my bad for not asking stats and I know diet IS most important with proper training and rest but I never told him to start more compounds just curious on why not do a kickstart an had I know it was his first cycle then I wouldnt of asked. So my apologies

logan's picture

No worries brother, live and learn.What I want to know is why a genuine good response that I had given a karma for was not applied? Karma don't matter but when a genuine good response is given why is a point taken away?

fastmouth's picture

29yo. 5'10. bf around 13%. 160lb/74kg. virgin cycle ;)

juice 2's picture

You need a food cycle not steroids.

fastmouth's picture

on what basis?

logan's picture

Exactly! If he looked below he would see you diet is good. Newbie with no stats giving advice. Here we go again.

fastmouth's picture

will be on prop next cycle. It's hard but decided after research that i'd stick to one compound on first run. but defo kickstarting with prop next up.

logan's picture

Do not listen to him I guarantee it is an underlying issue and all the steroids in the world will not help. Post stats,diet,training, lifestyle(drugs alcohol) this all makes a huge difference. Like I said steroids are not a magic wand. You have to eat better sleep better train harder and focus on this only. 1 weekend partying hard will destroy a week of training easily.

fastmouth's picture

I agree mate, I've posted cycle plan and gotten some good feed back on tweaks and such. Cut partying and alcohol pretty much completely. Used to party weekly. but that's in the past now.

1st cycle. Planned and researched hard before diving in. I think ur on point with the sleep tho. Imma keep on jst test E and do my cycle as planed, but test p is looking like a good option for a kicker next run... Dont worry bro, not gonna run out and start adding compounds just coz someone suggested it might help. Appreciate ur looking out tho. Is what makes this board awesome imo. Other hand, he as only asking tho, sure his intentions were good dont jump down his throat yet bro.

Peace!

logan's picture

Glad I can help and I didn't mean to jump down his throat but along with great place having some amazing caring people, there are some that are just plain ignorant that do a lot of damage and my guard is up when it comes to people who post ridiculous advice. Not saying he meant to I am talking in general.

Loboz1988's picture

good looking out bro i assure you my intentions were good i have much love for this community, they have helped me so much and im always learning more im glad there are people like you here bro +1 from me

logan's picture

Welcome to the best sight on the net. If you want knowledge then you came to the right place.FR approved

Loboz1988's picture

once i figure out how i can give points lol (like i said still learning)

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

GOOD STUFF BRO YOU HAVE HANDLED THIS THREAD VERY WELL +3 FROM ME BRO .. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

logan's picture

Thanks big guy, I try my best

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hey Brother,
Why don't you get a blood test. It's simple and easy, and you can know 100% for yourself if your gear is good or not. A little piece of mind can go a long way. Mighe even give you that placebo effect that you need to kick it in the ass a little harder. You can see where your estro is at take control of that, hell you can even post your bloods on Eroids and earn some karma points.

fastmouth's picture

good advice mate. seems like the logical thing to do too.

colimus's picture

Give it another week or 2. I just started week 5 and i've noticed 4 big spots on my back

Nitti's picture

Are you eating enough and eating right? Are you over training? Are you sleeping enough? You say low libido as well. Are you running an AI? If so, is that any good? There are a number of things that could be goin on. But the general rule of thumb is 4-6 weeks on test e.

logan's picture

DIET SLEEP TRAINING is the answer. Blood work has nothing to do with it unless the gear is bunk. But seeing that it was from a reputable supplier I don't see it being bad gear. Look at my post above I guarantee these are one of the issues. If not then a reputable supplier went rogue.

fastmouth's picture

diet is in check.. Eggs, Chicken / brown rice and steam veg has never been eaten like I've eaten it. Training is good. Could even up that i recon. Sleep is okay.. could be better and planned to start Adex wk5 so that's a little away. Also have caber on hand but dont think i will need that. Waiting a bit longer is probably not a bad idea.

Nitti's picture

Just running through the checklist bro. Looks like it's just a hurry up and wait thing. Keep us posted

fastmouth's picture

never have I wanted zits this much!

Catalyst's picture

Lol. You know they're gonna hit you like never before now you e said that don't you?

P's picture

Test E kick in time is 4-6 weeks.

Your testosterone levels begin to increase within 24 hours of your first shot - however, they do not peak until week 4-6.

Don't be impatient - use this time to take advantage of the placebo effect

fastmouth's picture

yeah i know, just been reading and thinking gee why cant i be one of those ppl that feel the effects in under 4 weeks. grrr.. i know i need more patience. maybe there's a compound for that?

P's picture

Shorter esters tend to be faster acting

Catalyst's picture

Dont panic mate, minimum 5 to 6 weeks for Test E to kick in properly. For me personally can sometimes be a little longer even.

Satsuma's Finest's picture

Stick to it.. I took some from a source in the top 5.. I thought it was fake after 5 to 6 weeks.. I was about to just say screw it.. then my girl tells my face has become swelled and I wake up the next day with energy and pump.. just give it time.. enthate ester steriods usually take longer but there effecta are so much more anabolic once active...

You'll blow up in time

Nitti's picture

Enanthate ester steroids usually take longer but there effecta are so much more anabolic once active...

Please elaborate! The ester is more anabolic because it's longer? So his test e is more anabolic than my test p? Please, enlighten me

P's picture

LMAO

"How to look like a noob on here"

fastmouth's picture

lol. that was quite a nice comfy bubble untill u pointed this out...

Cancelcausa's picture

I'd wait for week 8 to 10 for results 3 weeks is very soon to notice test E in my experience.