posted Mon, 07/02/2012 - 06:44
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Ten signs that you might be a Girly Man
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- The first thing you notice about a gym is how shiny the machines are.
- You wear a shirt when you go swimming,
- You worry about your gym outfit "clashing".
- You go the gym everyday, but only do legs once a year (and whine for the next month about how sore you are).
- You get a spray on tan prior to "swimsuit season".
- You own a pair of "Skinny Jeans".
- You use the phrase "that's good enough"
- You think vascularity is disgusting
- You've uttered the phrase, "That's too much muscle"
- When you look in the mirror you think of Stuart Smally and not Arnold.
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I have all kinds of skinny jeans laying around my house....It's cause i eat emo kids for my pre-workout meals!!!!!
Yea. It takes several emos to feed you the correct amount of protein. Lol.
Well it always depends on how skinny they are and how many times they have slit there wrists that week.... not much protein in the shriveled up dried out ones!
CleyonI've always found Emo's to by kinda stringy, I prefer goths. Sure they're higher in fat, but the flavor is better, and if you triple trim them they can be quite tasty.
Anonchange number 6 to "You wear skinny jeans"
CleyonGrrrl, if they "wear skinny jeans", then there is no question that they are a girly man ;-) I'm trying to give the guys that made an impulse purchase a way out.
My buddy got a membership there "pussy Fitness" I made the alarm go off within 5 minutes . They have alot of machines but no free weight bench press.They are all the ones that are connected to a slider thing with safety bars. The highest dumb bell weight in the place are 75 pounds.
Heaviest dumbbell is 75? Shit my gym has dumbbells all the way up to 250lbs!
CleyonMy wife used to work out at "Curves", until I pointed out that working out at a place that caters to fat women is probably not the best place for a woman who is NOT fat. When you are the most fit person in a gym it has to have a mental effect on your drive.
hahaha i've used 7.....
CleyonGirly man! Actually I think most of us have, that by itself doesn't necessarily make you a girly man. However if you're wearing skinny jeans when you say it...
ThunderLightYou might be true lol
LOL, what about wearing sandels to the gym? Does that qualify?
CleyonHaven't you seen Pumping Iron? Arnold wore flip-flops to the gym! If we start calling Arnold a Girly-Man... well that would be a sad day.
Weather Arnold wore sandels to the gym or not, it still annoys the shit out of me for some reason. IDK, just something about it.
Supernova283Really? Weather? Come on man that's just embarrassing.
It's whether.
Big deal dude! Thats what your focused on...really? Get over yourself.
CleyonI understand, it's because they aren't Arnold. So we will make that part of the list with the obvious caveat of Arnold and his crew.
Lol, deal.
CleyonQuick question, do those "skeletoes" shoes count?
LMAO, thats a great question! Not sure on that one, its not something that i would ever wear, but i do see a ton of guys wearing them. Mostly "crossfit" dudes, so you can make you own judgement call on that one,lol.
Toe shoes are awesome and help with training! Plus less shoe...So how are they "girly"?
CleyonI actually tried on a pair last night, and they are very different! The science behind them is pretty sound, they just look goofy. Still I might have to go ahead and succumb to peer pressure, all the BB guys in my gym wear them. Of course the last thing I need is another pair of shoes, I'm starting to feel like Imelda Marcos over here!
Lol i love them.... just gotta wash them often.
Haaaaaa!!
Pheeeew!! I'm good! (Hold hands up in the air)