posted Sat, 04/07/2012 - 21:49
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With all the food you eat daily how many times a week do u take shits? I Think I'm irregular
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With all the food you eat daily how many times a week do u take shits? I Think I'm irregular
irishpride79Irish looks around the room and is horrified by the smell,he pinches his nose and yells....CAN WE PLEASE GET A COURTESY FLUSH!!!! AWWWW MAN.....OK WHICH ONE OF YOU HAD CORN!!!!!
This post is just ridiculous lol. For the people that think it is so great, why not kick it up a notch and start posting pictures comparing, u can describe smells, the emotions u felt as u had to flush it away forever etc... lmao
you think being irregular when you get in your 50's and being diagnosed with colon cancer is ridiculas.
why dont you post the thread to describe smells, the emotion ect.. Since your the one who brought it up.
If you cant add to a discussion without being an ignorant ass. Then shut you mouth.
Seeing as your still at a karma 7. You really dont have to much intelligence to add to a discusion.
Thanks for the down vote, actually if u have read my other posts u would see the "intelligence" I have added to conversations. Luckily I don't care what "karma" points I have
Oh, ill tell ya if I downvoted you or gave you points and yes I downvoted you. I like to joke around aswell but thier is a line. Your comment was more aimmed at the topic and the op's choice to post something that is a bit embarising. I will go and track all your post and give points if I feel some are deserved to make up for the loss.
The statement you made about not caring about Karma points doesnt help your case either. You should care about them. The mods spent lots of man hours to establish a fair point system and you dont care????
No. I don't care if I got down voted. I disagree that I should of got down voted, but I accept it and move on
I'm only on this site cause it's awesome, and to learn, and to give a bit of advice here and there... Happy days
points given in the thread about asperating..so, your back to where you were.
Credit were credit is due subs brother! proving you are a mainstay of the community +3.
for showing maturity and intelligence.
Thanks, I really had a hard time tracking his comments to find that one...lol Just jokin Benny, but I did take the time and track your comments.
lol cool beans
lol take it easy, calm down no need to cry
I forgot, this is such a SERIOUS thread with no joking allowed!!! The only person being ignorant is u telling me to shut my mouth, not very nice of u is it... And to try and insinuate that I am in some saying that someone that has colon cancer to be ridiculous is obviously purely fabricated, try to lighten up eh 
I agree so, I retrack my comment of shut your mouth and replace it with. Stay out of the thread unless you have something usefull to add. You dont know the op's situiation. He posted a valid thread topic why should anyone belittle his topic of discussion.
Dude, I know I said post, but I meant thread, the things being said in here was all, and I wasn't meaning that asking about being irregular was ridiculous. So I guess u misunderstood the intention of my post as I didn't word it properly!
joking in a thread would be what suzy b and juicinator posted. Your post was just a bit out of line. Thats all. We dont want other members to be afraid to post serious topics concerning health in a aas forum, in fear of being laughed at.
X2 brother! everybody deserves to be heard,a little bit of light hearted humour helps to keep a post ticking over sometimes.
I just hope suzy b and juice used seperate bathrooms LOL.
irishpride79IRISH chimes in politely het hemmm..... Yes i hope they both used a courtesy flush!
Morning brother! you never fail to bring a smile for me irish,keep it coming bro,and yeah it does have that hi-protein aroma around here LOL,.
irishpride79good morning to you also......I try....too many serious fellows here...need a lil humor in there lives....life is a beautiful thing,its even better when you can smile !
Sorry, I didn't mean it that way!
irishpride79A tear of joy rolls down Irish's cheek...you see guys...take a lesson all you troll dipshits...this is the proper way to banter!!!! hats of to both of you!!!! Irish grabs two pints and offers them both a drink......of whey protein ;)
Thank I forgot to pack mine. The chocolate flavor give me the runs...hope ya got vannilla
that was a joke...lol ha, ha runs
irishpride79Irish looks at SUBS in astonishment .....wheres your manners young man!!!
This post is cracking me up lol ooops i think i need the toilet lol.
Man, I shit like two...sometimes three times a day. The first one in the morning is the doozy, fills the bowl up and acts like it never wants to go down. I have to flush after the first bowl full, gets rid of a fair amount of the stink too...like how you shit in jail, courtesy flush baby!!!!
TxBigBoyON cycle at least 2 a day, off cycle might not eat as much so at least once a day. Get some Probiotics they do wonders for digestion
I take one huge dump everyday at the same time, thankfully its during my work, smoke break + huge dump = extra half hour break
Surprised to see someone bring this up +1! Me personally trying to take in 3800+ calories a day while having IBS dont mix very well... I normally go once a day if lucky, tried every diet under the sun..which was monitered/guided by GP's and IBS dietitians going with low carb diet, high fiber diet and that FODMAP diet, also I took more meds a day than a person in a damn hospital.
telloladedude i have gerd and I know how u feel.
If your irregular, try eating raison brand right before bed. Get a big ass bowl and put about a cup or more of milk add about a scoop of vannilla whey and heat the milk up and stir in the whey then add raisen brand. It taste so good you will wanna eat like two bowls of it. If your bodyfat is low then tryit. You will start being regular within a few day. Also in the morning you can do the same with oats. A cup and half of oats a scoop of whey and milk. Keep FULLY hydrated with water. Also stay away from laxitives. If you have to take something then use stool softeners. You wont need to take these pills if your diet is right. If you get backed up and need something to work right away then drink prune juice. Make shure you follow with a large cup of water. The prune juice will allow water to absorb in the petrifide terd and you will be bending over grabing both ankles and spraying in about 30mins..lol
I +1 for the thread topic...Lots of bodybuilders walkin around with a colon full of shit..Just because you dont feel like you have to shit doesnt mean thier isnt 4 pounds of poop in the colon. This topic is especialy important for those on perscription medication that cause constipation and those age 35 and up.. Like I said, when I was in my 20's I knew I was eating enough if I shit 3 times a day. Things are different now that Im 36 and on perscription meds...
Yeah im on suboxone hurts to shit almost every time. Im guessing your on something similar?
lol, yes....But being on cycle I have been pretty regular. I wonder what the science behind that is...no pun intended with the word BEHIND...LOL
However I got backed up once about two weeks ago and it was when I was slipping on my diet and eating unclean.
telloladeyea im on rx that causes constipation so i take stuff to unplug
2-3 times daily, but the last one is usually just brown steam haha
Cool story bro
6 meals a day dropping a duece twice a day. I chalk it up as my body using a lot of what I take in while in an anabolic state
When Im eating properly I would dump 3 times a day. That was back in my 20's. Now that Im in my mid 30's and taking perscription meds. I dump once a day. This post is kinda funny but its really important. Diet plays a huge factor, obviously.
Also, due to the meds I take I have been constipated alot while off gear. Whats funny is while on cycle im at least going once a day. Let me tell ya being constipated after 3 days and eating 5 meals a day is not fun at all. Its one of the worse experinces I have been through..lol
I usually have 2 or three a day if I keep my fiber up. I am a big chicken and beef junkie and sometimes my shit gets more dense. Sometimes I feel like I am giving anal birth to a flaming porcupine. Sometimes I feel like if I push any harder I will split from my lower back to my balls. Of course, diet is the key. While I rarely eat it, just the smell and taste of some Taco Bell makes me run for the shitter.
I am good for 4-5 a day! If ur not going regular, (not knowing anything about your diet) i would guess lack of fiber, most carbs eaten should be whole grain. The only carbs I eat that arent whole grain is fruit and milk.
I usually take 2 a day. one before work and one after work. depending on what ande how much i ate the night before i might also take one at work.
Irregular indeed, here >>> http://www.metamucil.com/
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