Here is a good one for you...a few years ago, me and a friend were blowing up fast and we had all these younger guys asking all kinds of questions. We cooked up a scene to tell the kids that we were snorting creatine. I took a couple of them in the locker room and took a key bump of creatine in front of them. I said that I get 10g a day either in bumps or a line in the morning or a line at night. I told my bro and he did the same shit a few days later. So we see the kids next week and two of them say they have some questions, so we said ok. They said how long does it take it to kick in and what did we do to stop the nose bleeds. We had to walk outside so we could crack the fuck up for like 15 minutes. I probably woudn't do that now, but it sure did work back then.

what i think is funny is the conception that the juice is like easy mode for working out. try half as hard and get bigger. what the fuck. its more like the ability to push HARDER to get bigger. its like pushing through a wall that held you back. i think i have low T but have no insurrance to check. been training for years until a back injury put me down. after that it just seemed i couldn't get back to even close to where i was. now on my first cycle (cheaper then going to the doc) i feel better than i have felt for years and im actually making progress! this shit is truly the fountain of youth and i fucking love it when people slyly ask what im on. i say, "hey man, 4k calories a day and $200/mo in suppliments (both true) plus training 6 days a week." it usually shuts them up. noone who has asked would ever commit to the diet/suppliment regimine that i am on now. so they have to assume im just doing it right. now it'll get harder when i do my winter deca cycle >=)

Jelous bastards dont understand the work and dedication that goes along with body building.. people that have never used juice think its a miracle drug that just turns u into stone.. i wish.. id have alot more free time and would love the fredom of not dieting.. happy easter!

I got this the other day from some buddies i haven't seen in 8-9 months. Whats fucked up is they brought it up in front of a girl i had just met and was trying to fuck. I just ripped them about getting drunk every weekend and eating pizza/fast food after the bar at 3am they had a laugh and that was it. Jealous cunts if id say

I have been asked a few times, and I start telling them about getting up at 5:15am to go to the gym for 90min before work, and if they're still paying attention, I start telling them about the real work being down in the kitchen and start telling them about what I eat... I havent ever finished telling about my diet cause there not paying attention to me anymore...?

You can tell who the juicers are in the gym. I just give them a friendly nod and go on with my buisness.

Old bb in my gym just asked me if I was on the protein juice the other day. He is a popo comissioner so I played dumb. Damn backne is hard to hide along with being swole.