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Why juice or even train?

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Every man, woman and child on here wants to be the thickest, veiniest, cut up, most mind blowing freak on the planet.

Good luck kids!

I have found the way to be the baddest MFer in the gym:

I joined a fitness gym.

I am 20 years younger (yes some other members are not on life support yet). I can race (and beat) old ladies pulling oxygen tanks and hog any machine texting all day.

I don't juice now, I blow everyone away just picking up the max 40# dumbbells.

I am also very hot and sexy (the most sexy for sure).

Cheetos, Coca-Cola, pizza, cheeseburgers and that damn that Rice a Roni sounds good.

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IbkillinEm's picture

Thats the only way I'd eat cream corn no homo

livingthedream's picture

They bring in the elderly for phys rehab at my gym in the mornings and it puts everything in perspective.

I would imagine they were sedentary people most of their lives and just wonder "how did I get here?"

Hell, one of the physical therapists has to hold this one old guy by his back waistband just to keep him upright when he's "walking". And quit bangin so hard on rice-a-roni, that shit rocks LOL