posted Mon, 01/09/2012 - 07:35
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Why juice or even train?
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Every man, woman and child on here wants to be the thickest, veiniest, cut up, most mind blowing freak on the planet.
Good luck kids!
I have found the way to be the baddest MFer in the gym:
I joined a fitness gym.
I am 20 years younger (yes some other members are not on life support yet). I can race (and beat) old ladies pulling oxygen tanks and hog any machine texting all day.
I don't juice now, I blow everyone away just picking up the max 40# dumbbells.
I am also very hot and sexy (the most sexy for sure).
Cheetos, Coca-Cola, pizza, cheeseburgers and that damn that Rice a Roni sounds good.
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tread-mI've heard if you sprinkle a little protein powder on the food you can eat anything you want! No homo
AnonYou did say "food" this time so NO HOMO needed.
tread-mI just realized that but I had seen this nasty video where this guy poured cream corn on his business for his wifes food fetish. I had 2 thoughts; 1-thats nasty! 2- really, no protein sprinkles bitch!?
AnonThe protein CAME later.
AnonConsider yourself spanked
TxBigBoyI think I'ma need the link for that site, no homo
tread-mI lost it when I burned the computer to the ground when I found it, then I ran c4 all over the house and drove the F off!
Thats the only way I'd eat cream corn no homo
AnonDon't trip I still have a protein shake with my pizza.
They bring in the elderly for phys rehab at my gym in the mornings and it puts everything in perspective.
I would imagine they were sedentary people most of their lives and just wonder "how did I get here?"
Hell, one of the physical therapists has to hold this one old guy by his back waistband just to keep him upright when he's "walking". And quit bangin so hard on rice-a-roni, that shit rocks LOL
AnonI was in assisted living for 4 months, didn't walk for almost a year. I was also the baddest MFer in there too.
Almost got kicked out for racing too fast and escaping to bring back hookers, sluts and any willing female to do a fat guy in a wheelchair.
I eat Rice a Roni all the time with 1/2 the flavor packet and cut with plain rice :-)
JtizzleI cruise bingo halls for dates...
AnonNothing wrong with pushing wheelchairs for sex.
TxBigBoyI like chicks with walkers, just put the brakes on and bend em over.
Jtizzlemmmmm breath smelling of freedent and ensure ... nice
TxBigBoyI really do it for the free ensures. Find the old lady drinking the high protien ones and it's game over son!
AnonThat did it! I am going looking.
AnonThat is quite advanced for a younger guy. I am proud of you Bro!