EROIDS HAS BEEN INVADED BY SPRING BREAKERS
I can't wait to run the NPP in a few weeks and the Masteron before I hit the beach in June
That's an excerpt from a recent comment here on eroids...but I see similar ones like it all the time. No surprise that a large percentage of our members are short-term have-it-NOW-fuck-the-consequences type of people. I see posts all the time where guys need the gear NOW because they have a party coming up...or a family reunion. They look like shit the rest of the year, and 90% of the time, these are the same 20-something guys who want to run oral-only cycles.
Makes me wanna show up at a taping of Mtv Spring Break with my boys from the Iron Dungeon and open up a 55-gallon drum of whoop ass.
I mean seriously...If you have to go on a cycle so you can take your shirt off at the beach, then it's safe to say you probably don't visit a gym very often. I can almost see the guy now---curling, benching, curling some more...benching...some more...for two weeks straight as the rocky theme plays in the background while our hero pussy-slayer tries to turn 13 inch arms...into 13-and-a-half inch arms.
It's so inspiring, I think I feel a salty, saline tear gently beginning to cascade down my left cheek.
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BostonOh and you gotta love the guys that are asking about cycles for their "friends". My friend is 6 foot, 165lbs, 18%bf and has no cycle experience. He really wants to run tren e. How nuch should he do and how often does tren e need to be injected? Also does he have to do test too? And whats better?? Hcg, nolvadex, or clomid? Thanks!!!! Bitch you're asking for yourself! We aint stupid!
Their friend is them. They just don't have the balls to say I dont know what I am doing I need some help.
BostonMan guys i've been on test e @ 2cc's/wk for a week and a half and NOTHING! This shit is def bunk. My source is a scam!!!!! This is the 6th order in a roll that i been scammed! Hey tred, pass the cheetos brah!
tread-mEasy on those brah, we're down to three family bags and Mom won't be here to go to the store for another 2 hrs. Hey brah could you pass me a var tab, I'm in a cut cycle...just toss it in my cheetoh bowl brah....
tread-mBrah, I don't know wassup...I used that creatine everytime I woke up before I plopped into my chair to play 18 hrs of MW3. I wonder if that shits bunk? No your cheetos are bunk fool, get off your dead ass (unless you're on eroids) and get to the Fin gym! At least drive by the damn thing once a day, you'll burn calories walking to the car! No brah I don't even need to workout, just started one of those winnie var clen cycles brah..I'm g2g! Hey could you do a brah a solid and grab me another bag of cheetoh's from the kitchen, I hate walkin all the way out there it gets me all winded and then I don't do well at my games brah...peace
AnonOH YEAH BITCHES!!
Look you old TRT bastards: I'll be ON some g2g ABombs and huge in three days and be looking for old farts to pick on at the gym.
I hope to find that ABNORMAL PRICK and his OG Status, Grandpa ASS and his "slow your roll and less is more, lift smart BS. Like that old fuck knows THIS!!!
tread-mYuuup...even the small gorilla's have to get the F slapped out 'em once to get it. Its called Alpha little dude, figure it out or learn to enjoy bleeding...your call?
AnonI like the 14% BF guy that thinks Winny is going to do more then make him a 13% BF guy.
No diet, no plan, no common sense, just "juice it man". Take a ton of shit just to look like a normal male. GENIUS!
AnonOne good thing: all the squat racks and legs press stations are open. I don't flat bar so they can all hog up all the bench press curls they want because their training is so fucking elementary we rarely cross paths in the gym.
As far as here at ER's.....I cannot find anything intelligent to respond with an intelligent answer lately.
sup brah? Im 22 and I've been on HGH for 4 days and I dont have abs yet. wtf am I doing wrong? Should I stack some winny with it? thanks brah. later brah.
tread-mThat shits bunk homie! Try my source, I just ordered and they even emailed me twice..this shits g2g!!! PM me brah..deuces
OMG!!!!LOLZ!!! HAHAHA. DUECES I will be at the house. mY SOURCE SHIPPED IN 5 MINUTES FROM MY ORDER TRACKER AND ALL NO DOUBT G2G.. Just pinned and man thisstuff is def good to go. Test cyp I can feel the rush def g2g lol lol!!!!!
dude somethings not right, your abs should be ripped by now
I know brah. I switched from Keystone to Keystone Light and everything. Guess my gear is bunk brah.
AnonDoes your HGH look g2g? Are the labels on straight? Maybe the caps are the wrong color and don't match your sweats.
I dunno brah. Its been 4 days and I dont have a 6 pack yet. should I stop eating carbs? wait...does taco bell have carbs? Im confused brah. somebody give me a detailed diet and training plan. Ill just wait for someone to respond. thanks brahs.
AnonWho has the best g2g super dope Anadrol I need it NOW!!
I LOVE the "I need a cycle and diet plan" thing.....gggrrrrrrr!!
Should we all just lift your weight for your lazy ass too?
JtizzleI just want to be there so I can swoop in and console all the ladies that lost their douchey boyfriends to Goth and the Dungeon Crew...
Hahaha awesome.. u should see how many douches are at my gym Friday night training arms, shoulders and chest. Then change in back and come out with all blinged out with xsmall flasshy club shirts on and head to clubs!! (Meanwhile I have never seen them touch they're legs, They Have Nooooo Wheels)... Soo many peoole use AAS now just to look better at the club, have abs on beach in summer or have really low self esteem (no matter how much shit they use it doesnt help, they just end up never coming off and looking ridiculous). It's easier access has really changed the game, no longer for hardcore gym rat. Just shame how many people are really gonna hurt themselves or give steroids a bad name.
BostonSo true and such a sad story. I see the same shit at my gym man! WTF???
lol