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7gothic
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I GOT MY GEAR TODAY..AND IT'S G2G!!!!!!

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HEY EVERYONE!!!!!
I got my gear today. And it's gtg..(that means "good-to-go"..I LOVE saying that).
Yep..after 7 weeks, 4 hours, and 38 minutes, my gear came and it's definitely legit, so you're OK to order from my favorite source---I gave them 5 stars and a happy face.
But my wife is questioning my purchase---bitch is always tryin' to piss on my parade.
Here is the following conversation between her and I:

GOTH..."Baby, I got my gear...finally it's here, and that little bitch across the street better mind her own fucking business now. I don't have to take shit from anyone once this Test prop kicks in".

GRRRL..."Sweetheart, she's only 7. Just ignore her when she laughs at you. Besides, you just now got your gear...How do you know it's legit and not underdosed"?

GOTH..."YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR, BITCH"?

GRRRL..."NO, you sawed-off prick. I'm simply asking how you know your gear is legit when you just shot your first ml an hour ago"?

GOTH..."Don't try to confuse me. You're always doing that...confusing me. And besides, my ass is sore, so it MUST be some good shit".

GRRRL..."It's just a simple question. How do you know that your......

GOTH...."SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS!!

GRRRL..."SO"?

GOTH... "I read the reviews.. I know what I'm talking about".

GRRRL..."But how do YOU know that THIS gear is good"?

GOTH...."It's got oil in it".

GRRRL....."So"?

GOTH...."It's filled to the top".

GRRRL...."So"?

GOTH....."The label is on straight...it has a batch number or some shit on the side...and the cap didn't come off during shipment. It was even professionally packaged with duct tape and everything".

GRRRL...."DOUBLE SO"?

GOTH...."SHUT THE FUCK UP....I AM DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION....THE GEAR IS GTG, AND THAT'S FINAL, AND I'LL BAN ANYONE ON EROIDS WHO SAYS IT ISN'T. THE FUCKING GEAR IS GTG"!!!!!

See what I'm sayin?? People are always going to try to tear you down and steal your joy. Juice up fellas, and enjoy your gtg gear.

Mr.Lahey's picture

This us up there with your "how to tell if your addicted to steroids" post.

bobo_xxl's picture

I love you guys. (no homo. cuz I said so.)

gsleepy's picture

Do not know about the gear but the sarcasm is def G2G! LOL If only all the gear was a potent as the sarcasm we would all be good to go. LOL nice relevant post

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miggymig's picture

No, No, No you post your address here in the forum that seems to work faster!

scoobydoo's picture

Ohhh,Is that why I haven't got my gear yet?

miggymig's picture

Yea if you post your address and CC# in every thread your G2G grear will be there in 30 min or less but just your gear don't order you PCT till the night before you needit

miggymig's picture

Oh I bet you can tell by the cool candy coloed flip top! That is one of the best ways to tell its g2g.... I bet you should be showing some gains by tonight I mean you will if it looks cOol

HllwdBdBoy's picture

You forgot how great the communication was during 'the process'... That really lets u know u got some good shit

7gothic's picture

FUCK....forgot to hit on that...lol