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***DUDE JUST DONT KNOW***

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Let me start off by saying I work with the worlds biggest dick, I am not one to lash out at someone and im usually pretty good with shaking assholes off (no punn intended) but this dude I work with is so close to me unleashing the "roid rage" its not even funny, and I can usually keep my temper in check not htat I have a bad one in the 1st place but I can feel he's gonna bring out a side of me he will wish I kept locked away. Now even my wife gets aggravated with me because im such a people person says i've never met a stranger and out going yada yada yada, well have you ever met someone who is just so full of themselves and corrects you on every thing you say not to mention know so much more than what you do about EVERYTHING? The past three days i've left work in a rather irritable mood because of this cock junkie and I know I shouldnt let him bother me like this but when you work with this guy for 8 hours and he is the only person you enter act with for that entire 8 hours ya start to say fuck being cool about the situation. I havent choked him out yet but I did show him I was starting to lose my patients. The bad part about it is he is maybe a little bigger than what I started off, and has no problem letting folks know he has never had his ass whooped, I made sure he knew that success rate is subject to change at any given time. If he knew I had 600 mg of test running thru me as we speak then I wonder if he would still be so cocky? Not saying test makes you able to fight but it damn sure doesnt help your temper lol. Im not as big as alot of guys and I know there was years and years of hard work to back up your size, but im not looking that small anymore either and I just wonder if this dude is just a complete moron or he really believes he could beat my ass? I never judge a book by its cover and obviously this dude is not aware of the same motto, I do know that ive won more than ive lost. I guess im asking for some advice because as of tommorrow the 1st time he runs that funky ass mouth I am gonna let him know that if i get fired because I had to beat his ass ima make sure he remembers it for the rest of his life. Now lets not get me being angry with this dude as "roid rage" as ive used test long enough to know what aggresion is and just getting pissed at a fucking dumb douche, do any of yall have someone like this you work with or have to deal with on a regular basis, besides tread and goth jk . One example of him being a know it all dick head is, since we started working together he has now started working out at his little 100lb pack-n-play home gym he has, I tried to give him some pointers one day and he then tried to skool me on proper lifting, he asked me the other day about what are the difeerences in whey protein and casien protein, before I could get him an answer outta my mouth he interupted me and explained to me how their gonna do the same thing and how I was wrong about faster acting proteins being better for you right after a hard work out. Thats another thing, he is such a disrespectful prick, he interupts me all the fucking time, I could be having an in depth conversation with my supervisor and without letting me finish saying what i need to say he just blurts out what ever he wants to say. That is one of the biggest things that will piss me off is interupting some one. How would you handle this situation.

w4rfrog's picture

I would shove him into the lockers and yell out "Hey dude whats your problem?!"

and then as a crowd gathers to watch some hand to hand combat, hope that a good samaritan steps in and breaks it up and says "Hey guys cool your jets!" before he beats me up.

JOEDIEZ's picture

No way bro, its a proven fact that if you are on gear and he's not you will win the fight. thats why im on gear. so dont wait for someone to break it up just go all chuck norris on his ass. but its also a proven fact that the fight has to be at 3:30 and it has to be Tuesday so he has to wait till next week now.

popeboy1's picture

well since its a proven fact and all and im getting dvice from woody the wood pecker, this has gotta be the most insane acid ive ever done

7gothic's picture

I've got footage of Pope and co-worker getting ready to throw down in the parking lot during break.
Pope is the one on the right.
Check it!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=66d_1320954084

popeboy1's picture

umm, now im just trying to figure out if im being called a pussy or not, hmmmmmmmm
thats funny shit though lol

Greg's picture

That's wrong with being called a pussy?

popeboy1's picture

i should have known youd show your face around these parts, and like ima talk shit to a strapped pussy, pictures dnt lie greg pictures dnt lie

popeboy1's picture

beware of gregs pussy, he's taught it how to use a sword

knowledge's picture

Hey tread...not happy with your source. Crap is bunk man! I injected over 3 hours ago and i still look the same. Then some jerk has the nerve to tell me that i actually have to work out to see the results??? Whats the point of that....I cant believe u played me bro!

drew3268's picture

Ask him if he'd like to discuss his terrible manners after work and offer to follow him home. That worked for me. The queer bait declined and I haven't heard a peep from him since. But yeah don't fight at work bro.

JOEDIEZ's picture

i have read what every one has said and i will give my .02. and i will only charge you one bottle of prop. ill bill you though.
in order for you to be bothered by this dick you have to give a crap. you obviously care to much. learn to blow people off to the point that they realize you want nothing to do with them. when he asks why, explain it to him what you dont want to deal with and that you are better off keeping it strictly business.
a fight is to serious to get into at work. imo if i have to fight i go 100% to hurt the person. rule #1 you dont put your hands on no one unless they put there hands on you first. if he does then hospitalize his dumb ass. otherwise chill and keep all ignorance in its place...away from you.

popeboy1's picture

im not one of those who usually condones fighting, in fact I am the one who usually trys to deescalate the situation with humor, even when its not my fight, Ive been in two fights since high school and both of them was with my punk ass older brother (whom I cant stand but thats a whole different thread) in which I beat his ass severly. It takes a lot to push me to fight so if im in the predicament to where im about ready to fight someone has gone way way way to far, but then again I also listen to peoples advice and will use it to its fullest.

popeboy1's picture

oops, double post, damn cell phones

popeboy1's picture

I appreciate all the replies . they all have been very helpful to me . this dude does work my nerves and I was trying to figure out the best way to handle the situation. thanks for all of your support it helps just to vent. I have talk to the shift lead about it and she sees the same thing but nothing has been done yet .I'm going to try to be a little bit more patient we will see how that works out lol

Greg's picture

You ask him if you can speak to him privately for a moment.
You calmly and politely explain to him in a non-inflammatory, non-threatening, way what it is that's bothering you.
Be open to constructive peeves he might have about you.
Try to walk away as friends or at least agree to disagree.

If the problem persists, bring it to the attention of your manager or HR person.

livingthedream's picture

Patience, patience. The opportunity for his come-uppance will present itself. It won't necessarily be physical, but if you can maintain until then - it will all come full circle. Getting fired for improper conduct is a no-no; it will follow you even if they say that companies don't share info.

But nip that interrupting shit in the bud, hard. Be blunt and when he starts cut that motherfucker with a higher volume leveled "please don't interrupt me again, I wasn't finished". Fuck that shit.

MuscledUpMariner's picture

Fuck him! I used to get pissed at people like that, and at times it's HARD to not let them under your skin but for the most part I find them comical now. Trust me your bosses see the same thing you do and how YOU react to it as well. He's like flies at a barbecue, no threat , no danger, just an aggravating little pissant that at the end of the day isn't worth your time or energy. Just ignore the buzzing as much as you can, do your job to the best of your abilities and it will sort itself out.

Just remeber, you have goals and plans and he doesn't mean shit to any of them.

MuscledUpMariner's picture

Now excuse me while I go beat the shit out of a perfect stranger cause the prop has me pissed about is double fucking post!

drew3268's picture

That was pretty funny dude.

MuscledUpMariner's picture

It's not worth finding another shallow grave site!