Maybe not crazy but a lass once complained that I was sweating on her.. Needless to say that was the last time I saw her. She should of tried to do some of the work!
all i heard was about 3 of my friends laughing their ass off from outside the room, they were listening at the door for whatever reason and heard her and once i heard them laugh , i started laughing, and she wasnt too happy, it didnt stop her though so all good.
She screamed "THINK OF YOUR GRAN" lol that was over ten years and ago and she's sitting next to me now lol having a laugh about it.
Who are you lol.
Hold on I can't breath .
killuminatilmao
"call me bitch, call me slut, daddy... choke me, slap me, pull my hair"
dem freaks mane
killuminatidamn! those some freaky bitches
mikeyg4321"What if I had a baby?"
if that don't shut your boner down harder than tren..
note I was 19 at the time and she was 17.
killuminatihhahahahah
I have to say this is the funniest thread in a while.. Ed's answers are classic! I have to add, " your drooling " to the list.
killuminatix2
Best post ever. lol
Maybe not crazy but a lass once complained that I was sweating on her.. Needless to say that was the last time I saw her. She should of tried to do some of the work!
killuminatilawl too much clen n tren?
Haha, no. I just bang away like nobody's business.
"Is this pussy good, tell me about other pussies you've fucked..."
This came right after she had me spit in her mouth.
It was our first time too....
killuminatiwhats her address?
"I'm not a peace of meat you know" I was banging hard lol.
killuminatilmfao thats what i usually say to women at the bars... im sick of getting hit on all the time by women
"Are you in yet?"
"Why are you crying?"
"Where the hell is the remote?"
"Baaaaaa baaaaaaaa baaaaaa"
Oh dear lord I just got this. lol
Lmfao!!!! I literally just laughed out loud so hard I farted!!!
killuminatiliterally lol!! u r the best internet forum comedian to ever grace the forums..
"Come in me papi, come in me"
" Fuck it like it stinks"
"Your so much better than my husband"
"Wrong hole fucker"
killuminatihahahaha
you were banging someones wife, u savage motherfucker!
Jk, the only one that really happened was the first one.
Fuck me like my daddy.......wtf
mikeyg4321Wtf... How long did that go on? Lol
Lol!!!!
killuminatiahahah like what do u say to that?? so creepy
all i heard was about 3 of my friends laughing their ass off from outside the room, they were listening at the door for whatever reason and heard her and once i heard them laugh , i started laughing, and she wasnt too happy, it didnt stop her though so all good.
that ceiling needs a lick of paint
killuminatilmfao!! either shes phsycho or ur ceiling is really that bad lol
"I love you" lol
killuminatiHAHAHAHA!! i fear that moment everyday