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Good hang days/bad hang days

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I don't believe this gets talked enough on here. Or ever. But golly damn a good hang day just improves my quality of life. I'm talking when that thing is hanging heavy and thick. I find when I'm having anxiety or lifting really heavy I'll get so small it becomes hard and actually hurts just to look and see it like that. Anyway I'm having a great hang day. Full and vascular. Ive got wilt Chamberlain vibes. Hope y'all are having a swell hang day!

Izzy75's picture

Preworkouts with high caffeine and stimulants concentrations can turn a good hang day into a looks like a clit day. Lol

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NWApatches's picture

Yeah I spend the first 10 minutes of every workout in the planet fitness locker room stretching and forcing blood into my unit. Hell stretch like Armstrong but snaps back like he's hard rubber

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Greg's picture

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Chad P's picture

Is this a prerequisite for another BIG WATCH photo?

NWApatches's picture

I keep one in the chamber..

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DeeMan's picture

I gotta show support for ya. And you know this MAN! As you would say..KEEP hanging in there.

And Wilt was on a whole other level!

Stokes500's picture

You my friend are a very very dangerous individual, your mind must be a scary place bro lol

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JakeKO's picture

LMAO!!!!!

23Sparta's picture

When you do any physical activity or are under duress, your pipe goes into “sport mode”. This so in case you are running from a bear in the wild, that your dick doesn’t get caught up on a tree branch

Pumped_'s picture

Or getting attacked by a chimpanzee they bite off the appendages first so its survival mode preserve the most important appendage

23Sparta's picture

See Pumped? I knew you knew things bro

NWApatches's picture

The good Lord knew what he was doing

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23Sparta's picture

Amen

AK80's picture

Glad to hear it's not looking like an acorn in a bird's nest. Lots of factors at play here such as hydration, cialis, warmth, etc. While Wilt the Stilt probably did have a bunch of girlfriends (not as many as the media states though) you'd be surprised to know that doesn't = size down there. Same with Shaq. His wife even said so. Same with Asians. We all either got lucky from our parents or we didn't. Simple as that. Don't get me wrong though, getting tanned and shaved does look better though. That's probably how the rumor got started years ago.

Rosschestzip's picture

My girls car needs an alignment so it kinda shakes and vibrates a little and it makes my dick rub on my clothes like 1000 times a minute so it always is hanging crazy full when I get out her car lol. Before I got on gear I had HUGE saggy nuts so a tight hang day was a blessing cus then shit wasn’t hanging so low and getting in the way lol

Ps. I hope that’s the type of hang your talking about and I’m not just a fucking weirdo

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NWApatches's picture

Ahhh yes. I remember when my nuts hung past my asshole. Life becomes memories in the end

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Rosschestzip's picture

Dude idk why people use the whole “steriods give you small balls” thing as an insult. I love my bald being smaller. First off it’ll make your dick look bigger, and there no longer in the way. I could hardly ride a bike without being in pain, I’d always slide on them getting out of my sub cus it’s kinda high up so you like slide down and it would always like drag my balls. Now since steriods have shrunk them, I have had zero nut injuries. The only downside is my girl used to like when they’d slap her ass or her clit and now there’s nothing there to swing lmao

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scoobydoo's picture

Here you go.

Rosschestzip's picture

Skin tones a little off but they’ll do the trick

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scoobydoo's picture

It looks like they only come in that color. They have a vibrating one too. Lol

Rosschestzip's picture

Oh perfect idk if they’ll have the same slapping effect, there not saggy enough lmao

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George Rockwell's picture

Lol. Got a good laugh from that but only bc its all true for I as well