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GENTLEMAN! hope all is well and everyone's enjoying the holidays / time off maybe!?! So got an alert yesterday package was dropped at box. Got home about four hours after it was dropped and ofc it's gone. Spoke to carrier today and they said they left it there yesterday blah, blah. So I called the carrier to submit a claim in hopes maybe they could do something for the sender being it was a sick ass promo = not paid for?! Y'all ever done that or is it a stupid thing to do being that what was in the package is gear? 5 packs anavar gone.

Black90tsi's picture

People suck man. Myself and my neighbor both got hit for a couple packages each. 1 was a present for my girl I had gotten something like 50% off on black Fri which I then had to pay for again at closer to full price. Went out and invested in a wireless doorbell camera that keeps all footage on site instead of somewhere off site you have to pay a monthly subscription fee to access. I doubt it will stop anyone. But at least I'll have proof to file a police report next time.

Rosschestzip's picture

Go to the local junkies and ask if anyone can get you these hot new pills called “Anavar” and maybe some crack head will pop out with your stuff all excited to try and sell it, beat his ass and take it back. Or set up a decoy box on your porch and when someone comes you pull the rope and catch ‘em in your net lol

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juiceball8082's picture

Maybe they drop it at wrong addy

DeeMan's picture

Yea it's gone. Gotta cut your losses

NWApatches's picture

No spoke to the route runner today and he dropped it here

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Makwa's picture

Give him a heads up that people are ripping shit off.

juiceball8082's picture

Damn

Makwa's picture

Man, that sucks. The booby traps I have set out would deter any porch pirates but my rooster would probably scare them off first.

Mac12769's picture

That’s toward my front gate….along with the 100 yard, clear line of sight from my house. Lol

Greg's picture

in my neighborhood that's a target.

Makwa's picture

I see a few O's I could use for bullseye's

Mac12769's picture

Yeah I remember working those areas...another reason I moved out to the country Lol
Everyone out here knows everyone and I still believe an armed society, is a polite one Wink

NWApatches's picture

My driveway...

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Greg's picture

Is that Rusty in your driveway??

Mac12769's picture

That gives me some ideas actually……

DeeMan's picture

Damn. Shit looks creepy

DeeMan's picture

+1 Ha

press1's picture

That would last about 2 minutes outside my place before I'd have the SAS lining through my front windows off the roof LMFAO

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Makwa's picture
NWApatches's picture

We used to raise game cocks. Spent my childhood in the underground cockfighting world of Oklahoma. Love those birds.

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Makwa's picture

This guy is Romeo. Don't turn your back on him or he will come and kick your ass. Nice bird otherwise. Lol My other one Snowball kicked a fox's ass but then a hawk got him Sad

Mac12769's picture

One of my guys. Pretty chill, does his job fine.

press1's picture

Thats a Big bird!! Are these things quite aggressive to be around then?

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Mac12769's picture

He'll be big and colorful come Spring when all his tail/pin feathers come back. All depends on roosters...really unpredictable. I just cull mean ones, no sense in messing with it. This one was hand raised as a chick, so he's pretty good guy. Can actually pick him up still and he doesn't throw a fit right off Lol

press1's picture

Do they literally shout every morning - at the same time?

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Mac12769's picture

Yup, every morning (about hour before sunrise) and late evening. And a few times during the day at random sometimes, just to tell you he's there lol.

Makwa's picture

Mine are going all damn day.

Mac12769's picture

Lol I used to have one, seemed like everytime you walk out, he’d have to let you know he was there and sound off.

NWApatches's picture

I remember years ago we had a green legged hen that was fucking NASTY bad! We had all our birds staked to tents but she was free in a fenced area with her chicks and a hawk had come in and she stalled his ass flat out. Literally saw a chicken fuck a hawk up

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press1's picture

Do you get snakes in your area?

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Makwa's picture

Just your regular garter snakes. Always see them near my pond scoping out frogs.

NWApatches's picture

Fucking trash. I can just imagine the smoked out dicksuckers that tears that open and thinks he's really hit. Being I live in a ruff area pills make people rich here. I'm sure they'll try to push them as something else. Next person I see in my yard I'm putting them in the figure four

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press1's picture

We have options here where you can go on the carriers website and elect where you wish to have it left such as another neighbour, local shop, secret location etc. Or just have it stored at the local depot for collection. I think this may be a better option over there as I keep seeing many of these type of posts lately.

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NWApatches's picture

Yeah I figured it'd be alright in the box for the time. Bad mistake and yeah that promo @DeeMan still pissed about it but what can ya do? Go around and beat on every dude you see walking down the street?? Tell me yes and I'm going

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DeeMan's picture

Haha beat every dude..you too swole to be that silly! But damn I hate to hear that. Well look at it this way and I know it's harsh all around, but at least you didn't pay for it. No disrespect to the src.

DeeMan's picture

Ahh damn that promo huh? Sorry to hear that my man. Messed up but I would chalk it up as a loss man. That's a damn shame. I was just watching the news and they were speaking on this type of foolishness during the holidays. Damn hate to hear that.