Going on a suggestion my GF had.

We sat at the table, jittery from the clen, frustrated that the pills wouldn't go into place. When all of a sudden I felt a strong yet firm force grab onto my wrist. In the reflection of the glass I saw Teddy Roosevelts visage smile upon me.
With the precision of a thousand bald eagles on the hunt, the tabs went into place. I could hear them clicking together, and with every click I could hear the launch of a tomahawk missile. One by one they fell into place, launching freedom unto the heathen Isis. Nearing the end as sweat ran down our brow, I knew that we were not only making this piece, but bringing freedom to the rebels.
Ok, waiting for my chicken to finish cooking now.