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UncleYoked 5000
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Shows up faster than the clap


Payment Methods: 
PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

TheGreatOne87's picture

Hey yoked. Hope all is well. Order came in (packed like a true professional I might add) and I wanted to ask what you prefer on the review. Should I run the full cycle and review? Or leave a review about the purchase to door step process? I am brand new to the site and want to do things the right way. Test pins super smooth btw and it's been awhile since I've had anything. Feel like Captain America 8 days in...I really appreciate it brother.

UncleYoked's picture

Always review on quality over service time. Even garbage can be delivered in 3 days.
Enjoy your cycle, look forward to your review.

Gh0st's picture

Do not review until at least halfway through your cycle bro.

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TheGreatOne87's picture

Thanks switch. I want to be a valuable member of the community. I appreciate the quick reply

UncleYoked's picture

With that attitude, you will be.
Welcome to the family.

UncleYoked's picture

WE ARE DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE AND RESTOCK, WE WILL BE BACK UP IN A FEW DAYS
CURRENT ORDERS WILL PROCESS AS NORMAL

mlewis7348's picture

Has anyone had any issue with your order being stuck on payment processing? I got an email saying pick up was 8/28 and it’s been stuck on payment processing. Just wondering if this is normal and then the pack shows up. Any info is greatly appreciated.

Ps not a diss, just a general inquiry

TheGreatOne87's picture

Mine didn't hang on payment processing, but was on ready to ship for a few days. It took 7 days from payment to door step.

Gh0st's picture

Yeah bro I’ve had it happen once or twice, especially if I order over a weekend. In the past it hasn’t updated and pack would still show up within 5 business days. If your donation was picked up I’m sure it’s processing and may already be on the way. Based on my past experience anyways.

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mlewis7348's picture

Awesome! Appreciate the insight man

Fishmuscle's picture

Really like the new vials on the test cyp that just landed. Will try and post some pics.

guttaheis's picture

Not sure if it’s been stated here but wanted ask y’all in case you guys had already asked instead of adding another PM to UncleYoked.. any news on on when Nolva and Viagra will be restocked?

franco82's picture

Get the cockbombs. Grade A stuff

T1's picture

Pack landed. 3 days. Will review in a month or so. Thanks, Unc!

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UncleYoked's picture

Looking forward to seeing your review

UncleYoked's picture
NOTICE POSSIBLE MISLABELING ON TEST C 250 LOT 487001, EXP 10/2025 FROM ORDERS SHIPPED ON THE DATE OF APRIL 30TH 2020. IF YOU HAVE AN ORDER WITH TEST C FROM WITHIN 1 WEEK BEFORE OR AFTER THIS, PLEASE CONTACT US!
Pmob's picture

Must be the generic China order.... is there a discount on those if we use EBT cards?

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UncleYoked's picture

Only accept EBT payments for blowjobs and baby food

TheGreatOne87's picture

Just got the message that it's on the way. I'm excited for it to get here Unc, I appreciate what you do

Zalewski's picture

Hey this might be dumb to ask but I didn't see it on the FAQ so here I am but what are the wish list and the reward point part of the account part for?

UncleYoked's picture

Decoration mostly. The wish list is just things you put aside to come back to later. The reward points is something we will implement next year or maybe this year if there is time, it will accumulate points from each order which you can use towards other orders of gifts possibly.

Zalewski's picture

Okay that makes sense, I would definitely love if you guys implement a reward system, I'd be fiercely loyal

ss007's picture

Do you guys run dbol empty stomach or with food?

Update on the DHB. Pinned .5cc with 1cc mast e. With 1.5inch 27g needle deep in quad. Trick is to pin .25cc every half inch you go in the muscle so the oil spreads and doesn't stay in one spot. Slight burn not bad at all. No pip so far. Going for 1cc x3 week dhb next week if my body gets used to the pip/burn

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TrenKoff's picture

Sorry Bro just saw your post. I get PIP 50/50. I pin DHB, Test Prop, Cut Blend and Sust in the same syringe. I expect some pip lol. I like it a little bit. Nothing that impacts my training.

ss007's picture

no worries. you pin all those compounds 3x a week?

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TrenKoff's picture

Yessir, with Mast E and Test E 1x a week.

ss007's picture

Are you using yokes mast e? I just started it last week. How do you feel on it?

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TrenKoff's picture

Love it. So hard, be sure you have enough Test bc it crashed my e2 once it kicked in. The cut blend has mast too and i was getting low estrogen symptoms.

BenchPress500's picture

I crashed my estro once .. man it sucked! Lol ...

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