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We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

UncleYoked's picture

Just my new friend John insisting I take some leisure time. No biggy.
I didn't catch a damn thing yesterday though, was still nice either way.
Tech team is doing their thing, Johnny is off doing his, the cat and mouse game goes on.
We got a backup server running to process orders and for steel and above customers to use in the downtime. if anyone wants an upgrade, feel free to DM me to check your account.
History of 1 order min on account of 1 year or more
Actively used account with good standing on eroids over 1-2 years

Liljuicy's picture

@UncleYoked can you add me back, I accidentally deleted you. I got banned from the servers early this morning. I’ll pm you once I can.

UncleYoked's picture

backup servers are up and processing orders, fish aren't biting and it's going between raining and sprinkling but hey, this is a nice office space I have today. Thanks @HXJohnDoe for the day off, I really needed this

HXJohnDoe's picture

??

UncleYoked's picture

I'm 'working' from a Kayak bro. I told you, we are one now, you and me, forever. You're making me a better person, forcing me to take breaks. I confess, I'm a workaholic, which is why retiring is so hard but you forced me to take a break and I'm thankful for that. I don't know if I could do this 24/7 but maybe there's something more useful I can be doing with my time. Maybe something outside, hands on, I miss framing houses. Maybe I'll join habitat for humanity or something.

RRamp's picture

Hey Unc, is there any chance if you can see if my order shipped? The order number is 48836

ABC's picture

bro pm him dont share order numbers

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TheIcon's picture

lol wierd how people do business sometimes. Like lets put it out there on a forum for all to see.

UncleYoked's picture

Currently under DDos attack

I'm not going to lie guys, I hope this guy is as good as he claims because forced retirement sounds very appealing to me. It's no secret I've been wanting to retire for a long while now. I stick around because I feel like I have a responsibility to the people here, my crew and of course the non profits I work with but if I were forced in to retirement, I wouldn't even put up a hard fight.
That being said, ALL orders will still be processed and shipped as usual

Jockstrap's picture

Fking theives! Youve changed before to adapt but ve safe.

Rosschestzip's picture

I know that feeling, we’re almost just wish it would happen. One time at an old job I thought I might get fired and was worried but then realized they’d have to give me my paycheck at the door plus vacation time and sick time all paid out plus whatever else had been agreed to in my contract. So basically if they fire me I get a big check and can sit at home for a month or two, or I keep my job and have to go to work tomorrow and everyday forever. All of sudden getting fired doesn’t seem so bad

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Liljuicy's picture

NOOOOOO!!! I just found you unc! Anything we can do for YOU? Much love man. Hope things get worked out.

UncleYoked's picture

Let's see how the tech team decides to handle it, it's in their hands now. As for me, this will be me in about 30 minutes.

Liljuicy's picture

Oh must be oh so nice. Have a good day fishin man. What you going for?

UncleYoked's picture

Bass, which I never catch anyways. I'm not a good fisherman but it's nice to be on the water, just rained.
Oh and the backup servers are already up and running so orders are being processed. I'm gonna go back to this and let the rest of the crew do their thing.

Liljuicy's picture

Nice man, we get a lot of bass on the snake river. Decent eat, fun catch. I’ve always done super well on rapalas craw jig. The deep red color. Anyways, have a good day boss.

Liljuicy's picture

Hey unc, went to check on tracking and site blocked me??

BigB19's picture

With the website being down Uncle Will we still get emails saying that our payment is processed or prepared to ship, etc. !
B WOLF

UncleYoked's picture

all current orders will process via email for now. We have everything on back up, no big deal there. I'll go ahead and set up the backup server so people can get notifications etc.

BigB19's picture

Thank you, uncle. That was my main concern. The last notation that I got was processing payment. Thank you for your information.
B wolf

RRamp's picture

Is website down?

UncleYoked's picture

Sure is, DDos attack

Liljuicy's picture

Also, website is down unc. Tried on WiFi and cellular. Just FYI!

UncleYoked's picture

Jealous competition, probably easy to narrow down by finding who get's attacked vs who doesn't

HXJohnDoe's picture

Should check emails/live chat.

Liljuicy's picture

You saying you did it then?

UncleYoked's picture

ah, here you are.
Should subscribe to our newsletters, then you'd know we're not using the live chat currently

Liljuicy's picture

Man, jealousy is something else huh? People will do anything for someone’s downfall… anyways, thanks inc! Have a blessed day my man.

Liljuicy's picture

Hey uncleyoked, what is crashed test c? Like crystallized? Overdosed? Also, is that what the freebie item was before you guys put out that new bulletin?

UncleYoked's picture

yes and yes and yes

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