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PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Izzy75's picture

Shit. I've wasted hours on this. I'm getting chinese food, fuck it.

smurfdude1234567's picture

That sounds great. Some general Tso’s, orange chicken, or teriyaki chicken, white rice, and some tempura shrimp for me please!

Know that you weren’t alone in the endless opening tabs and looking at each product searching LOL!

I’m convinced he’s trolling us

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Izzy75's picture

Orange chicken all the way and I will get an egg-roll as a consolation prize for the pain and suffering created by our tranny uncle.

SeeOhShow's picture

I even opened the extra “recommended products” options under some products. I was more thorough than a catholic priest doing prostate checks at church camp.

UncleYoked's picture

looking in the wrong direction

Imagedynamiks's picture

I looked through everything, all FAQ pages, every product, everything. Found absolutely nothing.

Unc is a mastermind. He closes his shop while others are running promos to build anticipation, then opens with a sweet discount deal and “Easter eggs” you can find by searching the shop, forcing you to look at every product and its details, possibly driving up interest, thus increasing the amount of business you do with him.

I say bravo, sir.

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UncleYoked's picture

you didn't look hard enough ;)
It's viewable on mobile and computer but I'd say it's easier to find on a computer

smurfdude1234567's picture

Lmfao I was thinking the same about mobile… may have wasted time LOL

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

Love coloring Easter eggs

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Nice meat curtains!

Trenplease's picture

Winstrol 25mg/d enough to give the water shedding effect? Not looking to run much more, unless I need to, due to joint problems. Just looking for the aesthetic ‘gain’

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Chad P's picture

Grab some Glucosamine Chondroitin MSM supplement to help keep those joints lubed

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Porkbythapound's picture

Looked for Easter egg codes for way too long after the email went out last night. Looked at everything and couldn’t find shit. lol

Imagedynamiks's picture

Dude, I’m right there with you. I can’t find anything.

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BigSexy3's picture
That Cut Blend .......
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smurfdude1234567's picture

Only bunnies I need

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Spool's picture

Snow Bunny Heaven

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UncleYoked's picture

ngl I was worried about the last one

Banjokid2020's picture

"Worried".... right... ;)

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smurfdude1234567's picture

He can’t even pretend anymore

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Jockstrap's picture

Hella

sandman3698's picture

Hey What the hell! I don't come on this page to read comments!

smurfdude1234567's picture
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sandman3698's picture

Now I feel at home.

Jockstrap's picture

Fk yes!!!

brockbodybuilding's picture

applause

brockbodybuilding's picture

I wonder when the test be back in stock.

UncleYoked's picture

it's in stock, why you scaring me?

SeeOhShow's picture

Got any DHB squirreled away over there? And/or any TNE?

UncleYoked's picture

the DHB, nope. TNE I'll have to check on, we do have it but its been low priority to get to the shelves.

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