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PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

press1's picture

Mate - That Ass is so Fat that you wouldn't even get the tip in her hole!!! Your cock would be forever slipping out LMAO

Imagine the sight of her wiping that Big arse too! Would take a whole roll of toilet paper.

Sithx66's picture

Nothing a banana clip can’t handle

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PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Lol i would wipe it for her...U got it all wrong @press1... asses like that get face and fingers....her throat game is on point.
Actually had a bbl ride me and youre correct, too much shaft left out!... so yes i do prefer tits and im happy with a flat ass...but thicc white trash sluts are my weakness...i bet she taste good all sweaty.

press1's picture

You are a Sick man bro!!! I am gonna get you some counselling LMFAO

Pandateston's picture

Meatlover pie, love it

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Jockstrap's picture

Id eat her from the back til she melts

Pandateston's picture

She melts? Bro you’re turning that meat lover’s pie into fondue

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Jockstrap's picture

Haaaaaa!! No cheese..no cheese

bluebear45's picture

I'd drink her bath water

Jockstrap's picture

Tea....lol

press1's picture

Bad Bad

Jockstrap's picture

Lots more to come @press1 . All shapes n sizes plus the trannys too. Lol

bluebear45's picture

As Mickey Rourke once said in the movie spun. Chicks with dicks now that's a fuck film

Jockstrap's picture

Mickey knows ;)

press1's picture

Big Up the Trannies!!!! Women are boring now LMFAO

Jockstrap's picture

Theres many that you cant tell...until the root pops out

smallsmoothballsack's picture

Juggling being a steroid source and pimp would be crazy work

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bluebear45's picture

Having a unsmoothballsack is even crazier work

smallsmoothballsack's picture

I agree bro. I pity the fool whose balls arent smooth.

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bluebear45's picture

You think bignates sack is smooth

smallsmoothballsack's picture

Bigsmoothballsack for sure

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drbrown554's picture

Any idea when Var will be back in stock??

UncleYoked's picture

working on it brother. won't be long

drbrown554's picture

Can I backorder it anyway so I get it ASAP? Thanks bro. Last order seems bangin and I’ll post a review soon.

bluebear45's picture

Man I just placed a order today and everything I wanted wasn't in stock. Looks like I'm butt chugging more 4lokos in the planned parent hood parking lot

Liljuicy's picture

When I go to checkout, it says the quantity is either too much or out of stock, but it says available on the product?

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Somewhere in the Gulf of America.

Jockstrap's picture

Tis the season! Woooo!!

Pandateston's picture

Well toasted brother !

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press1's picture

Livin The American Dream eh mate!!! Biggrin

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