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Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Petecastiglione's picture

1mg don’t be a weenie

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BigSexy3's picture

I bet UNC has the that new FAST Sustanon Blend brewing just in time for Black Friday Deals!! Bet he will put in a Wonka Chocolate Bar in each order with the Golden Tickets that will bring a special surprise!!!

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Ahriman23's picture

Hey Unc could I get some help with an order? Didnt see the payer info change before submitting my payment to the old one.... sorry

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GlassGuru's picture

Is it time for some Wonka bars yet?

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Pandateston's picture

Never had those Wonka bars myself, but a couple buddies swear they slap. I’d love to try one … but Uncle looks a little too busy cooking magic these days.

But tell me the truth… are these things actually natty?
Or do they come dusted with THC, fairy dust, or Uncle’s underground secret formula?

Cause let’s be real… selling a 100% natty chocolate bar in a gear shop would be the most backwards thing ever. LMAO.

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Hugo2112's picture

When I ate mine I had a boner for 4 days straight.

randomdude's picture

Prove it

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Pandateston's picture

Bro really wants visual evidence huh?

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randomdude's picture

I mean you just can’t go around making statements like that all willy nilly and not back it up.

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triptychs's picture

it has viagra in it

Pandateston's picture

HAHAHA bro wildin’ …chocolate with blood flow support is crazy

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UncleYoked's picture

Hey! We're not some low level drug dealers in here, we have standards, class if you will.

Pandateston's picture

Ahh yes, gourmet chocolate for refined degenerates like us. This is why I keep coming back … premium gear and premium manners. Respect !!!
UNCLE still the best!

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Tat2man's picture

You’re funny.

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smurfdude1234567's picture

I definitely wouldn’t complain… even if there wasn’t a sale I’d get some of that chocolate…

GymBully's picture

when are you restocking Sus baws? ready to make an order

ss007's picture

same! and cyp

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Magnum Phlex's picture

YO, welcome to the top 3 Unc!

LMK where that pre-order button is for the mast e lol.

UncleYoked's picture

Lol, I tried to write a bad review for myself. Didn't work.

Tat2man's picture

Dude he is joking. Don't be an idiot.

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UncleYoked's picture

am i though... I'm not sure myself

Tat2man's picture

Man I’m sure these times are stressful as hell for you. You have super loyal followers and customers bro. All you can do is your best man. People need to understand that and understand the situation at hand.

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Petecastiglione's picture

God knows how (the source in front of Unc, won’t mention name) is above him. Unc should be minimum #2. Another source with a very American name deserves to be on top 10 too. Just my opinion

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Tat2man's picture

lol that dude was great.

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UncleYoked's picture

fml, I don't want to be in this spot. Feel free to write some bad reviews, #9 would be ideal

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