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Milfpounder's picture

Used to be Kmarts in all the little towns. Full of crazed tweakers. The good days.

randomdude's picture

We still had one near us not that long ago.

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Milfpounder's picture

I low key wonder if we live near each other haha

Don't tell @Petecastiglione.. he'd be so jealous

Petecastiglione's picture

I don’t got any Kmarts. So it must be long distance

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randomdude's picture

You should really get out of that emotionally abusive relationship.

My state sounds a lot like the word “Misery”.

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Milfpounder's picture

Mine doesn't rhyme with anything but it borders yours. I come ur way to buy fireworks.

Tat2man's picture

Ahhhhh now it all makes sense dude.
Do they still allow y'all to fuck goats there? Lol.

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randomdude's picture

What else are we supposed to have sex with? Our sisters? We do that too but it gets old after a while.

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Tat2man's picture

Hahahaha.

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ferhev's picture

Looool

Lowkey_77's picture

Lmao

Tat2man's picture

Hahahahahaha I live in a rural town dude.

People can’t handle a joke, or when given obvious answers to stupid ass questions. Oh well….. lol.

You should see me go off on people in person…. It’s a spectacle. lol.

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Jockstrap's picture

Shut up kunt

Tat2man's picture

Bruh I’d whoop your sorry ass in person. I’m not a ghetto piece of shit.

Shut it little boy. I’m done with you.

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Milfpounder's picture

Sesame Street?

Milfpounder's picture

cReNShaW n mAnNCheStErrr

Prove it.

Get ur ass out there and take a pic with ur homeeez for me

Gotem69's picture

Who brags about living in the ghetto!?

"Man I make so little money I never made it out the hood and I live off welfare and EBT" like wtf? The internet has made people so stupid I bet your baby momma post her EBT food hauls on tik tok huh?

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Milfpounder's picture

Yo I'm from Pomona faggit. Fuck inglewood

Milfpounder's picture

Holt and Gary ave. Where I used to pick ur mom up.

She loves white guys.

Tat2man's picture

Blah blah blah bitch, I’m from VEGAS. you couldn’t make it down the ramp from the airport here little ghetto hoe.

I’m done…. Peace little trick go back to the street corner where you belong.

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Gotem69's picture

Spotted home on the corner.. he's out here trippin

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Tat2man's picture

Hahahahahaha sure you will
They don’t let short bus retards out alone on their own.

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Tinman79's picture

That was fun. Thanks. I like how you roll. He does seem clueless and like 5 hours old lol.

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