In a land far, far away, two anavar 50 packs from trilogylabspharma arrived discreetly in a distant mailbox, where one mortal, unsuspecting soul came about the package. And when it was opened, little did he know he would become and eroids member of destiny...

I hope this var raises my attack skill...
Makes my total magicka huge...
Makes me the best swordsman in the land...
And let's me know who let the dogs out, once and for all!

Yes, I'm a gamer, and new roid monger. And damn proud.

And so the one with the roids went about. And the one with the roids conquered the land.