No thumbs up guys?
Well he is a story. Not a story about anything in particular, but about life and those little things we ofttimes overlook in our busy lives:

The man walks slowly across his niggardly shack that he had called home for three decades, as it was the same house in which he was born. He shakes head as he looks out the window at the snowy rolling meadows which seem to stretch as far as the eye could see. He was no longer a young man, but not an old man by any stretch. He smiled and felt a warmth come over him as he saw that old familiar vision and thought. He pictured a large, large mind you, not fat, juicy bottom hovering over his face...He murmured to himself, "I sure love licking a juicy snatch and asshole as a horny slut force feeds them to me".
The moral of the story:
Frankie's juice will make your so horny you will turn into a freak. It you are already a freak,like me, and you have a woman then consider lube, flavored lube, sex swings, anal beads, dildos, flavored ass jelly and pretty much everything else. I have done so much licking that I get tongue pumps and I have sawed off the little thingie on he bottom of my tongue. LOL

*This has been a public service announcement from Captain Insano
The views of Captain Insano are not necessarily the views of Eroids.com, their advertisers, or any members or moderators. They are, in fact, the official position of the of the government of Zimbabwe. M.A.D.D. Mothers Against Drunk Driving, D.A.M.M. Drunks Against Mad Mothers, and PETA People for the Ethical Tonguing of Assholes.

17 days from order and payment to my door. I make an order three days prior to my final order and payment, changed my order three days later and paid that day. He told me that it was shipped and gave me a tracker. It turned out to be delivered to the other side of the country. I contacted him and he had just accidentally given me someone else's tracker. He gave me the correct one and the Juice Fairy put that shit in my mailbox.