So I got a golden ticket and it's a big piece of metal like actual metal unc is the shit. Work sucked all week and I don't care even a little totally changed me day.
Damn homie you got horseshoe up your ass or something, lucky man lucky, homie pulled 2 golden tickets out. I can see you whipping one of these out and slamming it on the table in front of someone like a mad game of spades and yelling "yeah bitches what's up now." That's pretty awesome bro
Nice one, dude … you really pulled a Willy Wonka ticket outta the chocolate bar lol
Any idea what the prize actually is, or is the ticket itself the prize?
Either way, congrats bro… let’s see what UNC is about to bless you with
You also may have the grand prize ticket there, my boy! A 2 minute "free for all" in Unc's shop! Like one of those shopping game shows. Get your cardio up brother man! Lol! Seriously though, congrats! I know that was a god send, after a shit bag day. Made it all go away, didn't it? Haha! I love it! You deserve it brother
I heard that the metal tickets were Trenbolone in it's purest form. Try a piece! Who knows? It may be chocolate flavored Tren? Consistency may be a lil weird, but hey... We have put so much worse into our bodies at some point or another. Lol! Fuck it!
Ps keep us posted on the outcome
Yeah if I had like 10 of them I may catch up to your stash. I thought I had a squirreling away gear for a rainy day problem but your shit is ridiculous. Now I just gotta get a whole bunch of gh.
Oh my bad didn't realize you run 20 grams a week and can't keep anything on hand very long. Does explain your compulsive dalliance with the daily bitches page.
I have seen a vail where half the glass had been melted by the solvents in the blend that was in it. My buddy thought it was hilarious until I pointed out he ran half that vial before he put it away and forgot about it for a long time.
Yes, I got a golden ticket but mine was just paper.
I got one of those too
Badass man dont forget to post your phone call. Im excited to see what we win tomorrow
I got the do something kind for a stranger golden ticket. The winning a prize thing has had me in a good mood so I have been being kind to strangers.
Damn homie you got horseshoe up your ass or something, lucky man lucky, homie pulled 2 golden tickets out. I can see you whipping one of these out and slamming it on the table in front of someone like a mad game of spades and yelling "yeah bitches what's up now." That's pretty awesome bro
I may get it put on a chain and see if bitches dig it
It's metal now ?
Guess there won't be any counterfeits this time around
I believe I got "the golden ticket" not just a golden ticket
Damn I wonder what the grand prize is. I'd want an orange midget brewing my ace in my bathroom for the rest of my days
I'm gonna name my Oompa Loompa Billy and we are going to do everything together
Thats so sick. Bringing some whimsy to the day. I wish more sources had this much creativity and passion.
Go buy a scratch off in the morning bro see if you can keep it up! Lol
Wonder what you get I'd assume that's the top prize you douchebag!
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I kinda thought maybe it was unc being funny cuz he is funny. But it's true I have to run a candy factory full of painted midgets now.
Sounds like a kink
Don't worry you can come play with the midgets if you want
Nice one, dude … you really pulled a Willy Wonka ticket outta the chocolate bar lol
Any idea what the prize actually is, or is the ticket itself the prize?
Either way, congrats bro… let’s see what UNC is about to bless you with
I think the prize is the friends I made along the way.
Winning
I had to start winning again eventually this year has been way better then the last two and looks like I will be yoked in 26
And you picked the top place to do it sir!
Hell yeah I am
You also may have the grand prize ticket there, my boy! A 2 minute "free for all" in Unc's shop! Like one of those shopping game shows. Get your cardio up brother man! Lol! Seriously though, congrats! I know that was a god send, after a shit bag day. Made it all go away, didn't it? Haha! I love it! You deserve it brother
I hope it a booth with a fan blowing a bunch of gear around get to keep what I grab
At least tell us how it tastes. I eat quarters every new year
I heard that the metal tickets were Trenbolone in it's purest form. Try a piece! Who knows? It may be chocolate flavored Tren? Consistency may be a lil weird, but hey... We have put so much worse into our bodies at some point or another. Lol! Fuck it!
Ps keep us posted on the outcome
I don't do tren but I did try to eat the ticket just incase it was candy
Wasn’t the last golden ticket post a piece of paper. You might have really won something serious. Maybe a trip to Unc’s fantasy candy land.
I dmed unc I get my own Oompa Loompa for keeps the little fucker has to do whatever I say.
That lucky little fella! Keep us posted on the outcome of the golden ticket. Congrats buddy!
Fuck you. Happy for you.
Yeah if I had like 10 of them I may catch up to your stash. I thought I had a squirreling away gear for a rainy day problem but your shit is ridiculous. Now I just gotta get a whole bunch of gh.
This is the way.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I have no stash.
Oh my bad didn't realize you run 20 grams a week and can't keep anything on hand very long. Does explain your compulsive dalliance with the daily bitches page.
Stashes are so 70's
Ha
Looks like Unc touched you right
Yep he is one of the good touch uncles
You lucky duck.
Eat the metal
No you melt it down and inject it. Enough guaiacol and it’ll go in solution I’m sure of it
I have seen a vail where half the glass had been melted by the solvents in the blend that was in it. My buddy thought it was hilarious until I pointed out he ran half that vial before he put it away and forgot about it for a long time.
I tried already it could have been more chocolate wrapped in foil and this is bulking season so no calories shall escape me or my gains.
Hahahaha yesssss. You thought is was one of those choco-coins and busted all ur teeth out. THANKS UNC
Just like Homer and the key to the city