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+ 9 Finally my low dose cycle...GAINZ!!

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So after seeing so many cycles revealed I've finally figured it was time to reveal my cycle that's worked for me from the beginning until now, maybe a few guys can experiment with it and who knows, you might even make some gainz!! My brothers regardless what you see or hear about massive dosages being needed for gains, that's bull sheeeeetttt!! You have to find out what compounds at what dosages work for you as we all aren't the same. Don't be a puppet...be smart lol. If you can make gains on low dosages why not? Only makes sense to me. Anyways here it is....

250mg Test C / week
100mg Primobolan E /week
10-15 mg oral/week
1-2IU GH a day
GAINZ CITY here I come!!!...Enjoy fellas!

Weight over 250
Benchpress 615
Squat 800
EDIT: LOL April Fools my fellow heads! LIES LIES LIES!!! That's what they do!
ALLERGIC TO LIES

Please NO UPVOTES as I told @JakeKO and @scoobydoo yesterday this was a joke to lighten up the mood with that crazy low score IGF chaos and that one GH src argument a few days ago. Y'all give me way too much credit...hell I'm not that big. 600 bench?..I'm very close but not yet. But that's a big ole Stokes500 sized dude. Hope you got a quick laugh or better yet scratch of the head.

All my others posts are 1000% me

NWApatches's picture

Hey have y'all seen these alpha male boot camps? 18k a head x amount of days not many for you to turn from dicksucking bitch to a certified man? This shit makes me sick... I cannot believe this is what is happening in this world. Guys actually believe going into this "bootcamp" and getting yelled at by some bald white dude that might be 200# and has some shape is what it takes?!? God damnit NO. God bless yall. I'm constantly disappointed in the state of men and how far we have fallen.

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Chad P's picture

They also have a bottle of Nugenix sitting on their dresser.

DeeMan's picture

Is that the GNC stuff?

Chad P's picture

It’s the shit on TV with Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie…biggest scam I’ve ever seen. Haha yes I see they do sell at GNC too smh. $65 for 30 day supply.

DeeMan's picture

O ok I remember that commercial. We all know Frank was too big to be on nugenix anyways. Dead giveaway.

No the biggest scam of ALL TIME was the Cybergenics system lol. It was hyped up as steroids without side effects...yeah right!

DeeMan's picture

U serious? There are alot of feminine guys around nowadays. Might be worth it for them but I can do alot of other things with 18 grand.

Chad P's picture

A lot ain’t the word brother! I went to Chicago 2 summers back. While walking around downtown, sidewalks packed with people, 99% of the “men” I saw looked like they have bad allergies, filed fingernails, pointy shoes and skinny fat with 0 muscle mass. I’m in no way big enough where I would normally stand out in a crowd but i felt like a man amongst boys. Once I first noticed it, I made a point to try and spot out how many actual men (good build, facial hair, dressed like man etc) I could find. It was maybe one out of fifty, best case scenario. 2 things came to my mind. 1: these guys could never defend themselves or their significant other 2: no way these guys are pleasing their girls in the bedrooms.

DeeMan's picture

U serious? I was in a suburb a few miles away from Chicago for 4 months. I loved the Summer weather. And thing is Chicago was known for it's murder rate. You'd think folks would at least look a bit tougher. Wow I didn't know feminism was that bad in Chi- town now.

scoobydoo's picture

If you really feel you need an alpha male boot camp and are willing to spend 18k.....it's already too late.

DeeMan's picture

@scoobydoo @23Sparta I made a forum. I agree with yall this male feminism stuff is getting out of hand.

23Sparta's picture

Yeah, when it starts affecting how I move, then it’s too much for me.

23Sparta's picture

Agreed. Also, those feel as if they can turn a man alpha over the course of a few days either have some serious moral or self awareness issues.

DeeMan's picture

@scoobydoo @NWApatches @Rosschestzip @JakeKO @chad P...man I'm glad you guys brought this up, look I couldn't care any less about someone's sexual preference because I know I love women point blank but I agree alot of dudes both young and old tend to have very feminine ways. I mean the tight jeans, unstable emotions, jealously, gossiping about another man etc are all weird as hell to me and all are feminine characteristics only displayed by a woman. Lol a true man doesn't do those things! I may not be that old and I may be a little older than some of you guys but I tend to have old school ways so alot of this stuff still confuses me seriously. But hey that's the world we live in. It won't change, only getting worse unfortunately. I'm 100% man and that shit won't change!

23Sparta's picture

Was it Nietzsche who said?….

“The women will become men, and the men will become boys”

DeeMan's picture

that sounds about right...yessir!

" Becoming is the ongoing process of losing yourself and finding yourself"...If I remembered that quote by him right.

Man these feminine dudes are definitely finding themselves REAL GOOD! I mean they're on the scene.

23Sparta's picture

Nice, those words are real af.

Yeah, idk man, I kinda live under a rock so I’m not really exposed. Except in the gym scene, cause I’m a hopper. This one spot I hit, has freaking unisex bathrooms and I hate it. I’m gassy on a bulk and my shits too treacherous to cut loose out in the wild, so I go in the bathroom. I’ll blow the back off the toilet and walk out, just as some mom walks right in after me with her daughter. It’s not right for them or me. Men need their own space in a gym

NWApatches's picture

I hope you make eye contact with Mom and let her know who the dad is

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DeeMan's picture

This was hilarious

23Sparta's picture

Oh, they’ve actually sprayed before lol

DeeMan's picture

Well they'll just need to spray more again lol

23Sparta's picture

lol, and it’s like I really dgaf about these bitches smelling my lion farts. I did care when she had her little girl coming in right after I fucked that shit off. The owner is super progressive always giving me the stink eye too

DeeMan's picture

Haha...this man is a savage!

23Sparta's picture

True statement

DeeMan's picture

What! Unisex bathroom at a gym??? Wow. Lol this man said he blows his back out! Well I'd be embarrassed too in a unisex bathroom doing that. That's crazy man. What the hell is this world coming to?!!

scoobydoo's picture

I was at a store one day and had to use the bathroom. The bathrooms were unisex. Well apparently this was a recent change because when I came out of the bathroom, there was an older lady looking like she was ready to kick my ass. She said, "that's the ladies room". I pointed to the sign and said "it says unisex". She wasn't impressed. I can't remember what she said but it could probably have been construed as hate speech. Lol

DeeMan's picture

Lol...I can picture that scene on my head

scoobydoo's picture

I would piss all over the seat. In both bathrooms. The women would be demanding separate bathrooms.

23Sparta's picture

Sounds like you’re ready to start a movement Scoob!

DeeMan's picture

Dog piss!

DeeMan's picture

But what if you pissed on the seat that a child or kid needed? Which you've probably done already...You heartless bastard haha. Nothing worse than dog's piss!

scoobydoo's picture

It would motivate women even more. Anyway, from what I understand, women hover over the toilet seat.

DeeMan's picture

But you're not thinking about the innocent children lol. Young boys..
Shame on you!!

scoobydoo's picture

I would be doing it FOR the children. Imagine growing up with only unisex bathrooms available. Then one day you go somewhere and they have a men's and a woman's bathroom and you can't decide because you still haven't chosen your gender.

DeeMan's picture

Many kids are scarred for life from cleaning scooby's piss from the toilet tops.

scoobydoo's picture

I'm just marking my territory.

DeeMan's picture

I know. All that piss

23Sparta's picture

Hoverboards are real! I seen a third world dude in jail, stand on the seat and squat down before

NWApatches's picture

Haha bruhhhh

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DeeMan's picture

You gonna give it a try? No way!

NWApatches's picture

Nah... I'm a shower shitting kinda guy. #wafflestomper

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23Sparta's picture

Wafflestomper lmfao and I’m outta likes bro. That shit is great

DeeMan's picture

Haha

23Sparta's picture

Yeah, you already know they shut that shit down

scoobydoo's picture

I hope he didn't have explosive diarrhea.

23Sparta's picture

Lmao, that would have been strike one, two, and three

23Sparta's picture

Idk what this world is coming to, but whatever it is, it’s gonna come to a head at some point.

DeeMan's picture

@23Sparta my bad I forgot to tagg you.

23Sparta's picture

That’s strike one DeeMan!

Rosschestzip's picture

Ya but like dee said above, there’s so many feminine males out there nowadays they do ACTUALLY need it. And you know what, the ones that are even interested in those camps are actually the GOOD ones. The real problem are the “men” that think those camps are “toxic”. Ow I def think those camps are dumb as hell but. It toxic and you know what? It’s better then having men sign up for “how to be a feminist ally” classes lol. I’d rather have a bunch of pussies trying to train to not be pussies than have a bunch of pussies proud to be pussies!

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DeeMan's picture

That's crazy. Never heard of that but not surprised