malikiie's picture
malikiie
  • 11
1959

+ 1 everythings gone

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well i got busted nothing to do with the steroids more to do with the supper computer with 8 screens behind them.

i am down to 3 vials and 1 pin and some needles

it happened like this i get home from lifting with my buddy get out and 3 suv's pull up ( no they where not black ) and men in blue vests get out and start surrounding me SLOWLY while talking all calm so i do the same " ya sure you can come in " i go to unlock my house then turn around and look at my terrified friend and say " we are going lifting tomorrow right bro " he replies " ya sure " i say " ok later bro " then throw my phone and wallet and keys that where all in my hand straight up into the air then men in blue vest look up and i bolt right through them and plow the only one who managed to grab me down and enter the safety of the great Alaskan wilderness.

now im in the states with 4$ in my pocket better then spending the best days of your youth in a box.

still that was some funny shit now that i think about it the last thing they expected was to find a hacker on steroids when they pulled up.

that reminds me anyone need help setting up a website or running emails/orders help a broke bro out

baddog's picture

Run Forrest, run!!!! Lol Good luck bro!

malikiie's picture

All those hours I thought where wasted doing legs paid off big time it wasn't even close

LOKI 1's picture

Pain & Gain

malikiie's picture

I watched that movie with my girlfriend a day before they came its cursed I tell you

baha's picture

Holy shit!! Lol bad ass

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madman's picture

That's a crazy story bro.... good luck with that.

malikiie's picture

Bad things with credit card and bank accounts

malikiie's picture

Ya I'm going to hate cops forever after this I miss my girlfriend bro they ruined what was going to be a marriage proposal in a few days theres nothing left but hate to fuel me in the gym now she did kind of make me weak to the point I would rather cuddle and watch a movie then lift...

I was even going to quit hacking and get a real job for her now jokes on them without that girl I'm just going to get worse

malikiie's picture

yep shit hit the fan

funny part is they couldn't get anything out of my encrypted computer so they are going to pin my stash on me hard if i get caught.

that and my collection of Nazi guns wasn't exactly legal....