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+ 3 Sarmtech website owner gets 2 years in federal prison

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So I previously posted a article where this guy was arrested for running the website sarmtech and he made 5 million $ in sales, well this article is just the following article saying he was sentenced to 2 years in federal prison for running the website. He must have been advising people on dosing. That's really the only time they go after sarm websites is when the person selling them is telling customers how much to take because sarms can legally be sold for research. I would go back to prison for 2 years for 5 million $ lol, what about you?

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How i explain to people is "Go in your bathroom and shut the door and lay in the tub. Now picture living in there for 2 or more years, just your bathroom"

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press1's picture

AAHHHH FUUCCKKKK!!!! Good analogy, in that case no way could I do it Lol

FlemDaddyKush's picture

Yeah you are literally living in a bathroom that's probably smaller than your home bathroom

press1's picture

Whats it like that very first time you wake up in there thinking you are still at home, then reality hits that you are in prison?

Pumped_'s picture

Takes a week or to get rid of that waking up feeling at home. Then when out takes a week to stop waking thinking your in your cell.

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press1's picture

I bet when you are back home again it really takes some getting use to, being able to get up when you want to and then being able to make your own food at a time when YOU want to eat it LOL

Pumped_'s picture

Exactly. Shower anytime you want and no roommate farting and shitting 2 feet away from you while your facing the other direction on your bed with blanket over your head

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press1's picture

Mate that is always something I want to ask people how they deal with that aspect of it - but I always feel that they must be sick of answering that question!! Lmao I mean I assume it literally is as foul as it sounds, trapped in a bathroom with another man laying turds all day long. Must be even worse if you are eating commissary food in your cell, but I guess you have ground rules about when each other can shit.

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Definitely have to have ground rules.

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press1's picture

What are the Rules regarding Chokin the Chicken? ROFL

FlemDaddyKush's picture

Well with shitting, it's really whenever you gotta shit just go because most places now you are in your room for most of the day. But if it's a place where you get time out some people have the decency to try and wait till your roommate is out of the room if possible. But for jerking off you don't do that when your roommate is in the room. You either wait till your roommate is out for the room or do it in the shower(depending on what kind of showers the facility has). Jerking off in the room with your roommate in there is a good way to start big problems for yourself haha. But with roommates you try and find common ground with keeping it clean and organized and living style. But sometimes you just have those ignorant ass roommates that are assholes and you just butt heads with them all day about everything.

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Its usually hidden during nap time or bedtime under your covers and quiet. I would actually have girls send me topless pics and i would rent the pics out.

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FlemDaddyKush's picture

No no, your lucky your roommate didn't beat you senseless

Pumped_'s picture

No not me. I knew the rules. And dont think i ever had a cellmate that would dare touch me. I was certified.

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Pumped_'s picture

Toilet feet from your face, literally

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press1's picture

Is it true you can talk to other inmates through the toilet if you get rid of the water? lol

FlemDaddyKush's picture

It depends how the plumbing is hooked up. Like if it's a multiple floor prison usually you can talk to the people above and under you

Pumped_'s picture

I heard that. Metal toilet can act like a speaker box. I just passed notes through other inmates to the other units.

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Pumped_'s picture

Its for the birds!

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press1's picture

Just the sheer thought of that makes me want to go outside for a walk ROFL

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Oh and besides living in a bathroom, none of the prisons in my state besides 1 have a/c so in the summer time it's deadly. People die every summer from heat exhaustion fun prison because most of the buildings are brick or cinder block and your just living in a brick oven. I will remember the summers baking in the cells hard to breathe for the rest of my life

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No A/C?!! Can't even begin to imagine it.

JakeKO's picture

Bro, you couldn’t be more correct.

NWApatches's picture

Nah hell do his time in federal. But its no time. Just a little break to figure out and plan the next move

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And come back bigger & smarter