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Police arrest a man looking like hes on juice

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In Canada, steroids are legal to possess but are illegal to buy or sell. So I guess you can legally "find" them but you just can't be caught buying them! But the laws in Sweden are quite different. In fact, Police in Sweden have been profiling bodybuilders and arresting them if they look even look like they "might" be using steroids! Yes, this sounds nuts but just a few weeks ago, IFBB Pro Tony Freeman found out the hard way that Swedish authorities aren't tolerating steroid users when they arrested his sorry ass! Click HERE is you missed that story. So now the steroid user witch hunt continues in Sweden, this time 33 year old Jöran Törnros is the victim.

Bodybuilder Jöran Törnros Targeted

This dude was having a peaceful dinner at a local bistro when a waitress of the establishment noticed that Törnros' forearms were somewhat vascular and shoulders slightly wider than normal.

"I was scared, I didn't know what to do so I called the Police right away".

An undercover agent was dispatched to the bistro and patiently waited to apprehend Jöran Törnros!

Undercover Cop Hides In Bathroom Stall

The cop hid in a bathroom stall until Jöran Törnros went to the bathroom. As soon as Jöran started urinating, the undercover cop stuck a jar out from under the neighbouring bathroom stall to catch the urine stream coming out of Jöran!

"It wasn't easy, it required a lot of patience" says agent NIKOLAUS who patiently waited for over an hour hidden under a bathroom stall. "When the stream of urine came out I caught exactly 20ml and ran to the station".

Send The Steroid Piss To The Lab!

The urine sample was immediately sent to a lab and it revealed metabolites that show a testosterone level slightly higher than the average Swedish man which usually hovers around 175ng/ml.

"Jöran Törnros was 300ng/ml, which by our judgment is off the chart." Say Swedish police!

Although no illegal substances were detected, the authorities have incarcerated Jöran Törnros and seized all assets until further investigation take place!

It could have been worse, i know for instance in belgium there are regular anti doping inspections in gyms, fedral police would just snap in and choose around 12 people who are looking jacked and urine test them, theres a fee for 2500 euro if it came positive, terrible shit

i20bpm's picture

Wow WTF

Slowly's picture

You should walk hooded, and with sizes XXXL ... lol

TrenBase's picture

The whole jar catching pee under a stall is a joke. Please tell me that was alot of sarcasm

Immortaltech's picture

It was not lol

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Dr.BroScience's picture

" Yes, this sounds nuts but just a few weeks ago, IFBB Pro Tony Freeman found out the hard way that Swedish authorities "

YES this does "SOUND NUTS"!

Since that story about Tony Freeman in Sweden occurred back in December 2010!

"a few weeks" being NINE YEARS AGO!

Immortaltech's picture

U think times have changed now?? This shit still keeps happening very often, visit sweden or belgium and see urself, u seem to be missing the point of this news

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stang77's picture

Unbelievable!!!!

OlympicLats's picture

When truly thinking about this how can it be possible. Today so many people are prescribed TRT patients so I'm guessing law enforcement would need doctors information to verify because TRT will have elevated levels especially if doctor just pinned you 1000mg of Nebido

daksmack's picture

Lmao!! Thanks for be laugh!!

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OlympicLats's picture

I'm in Belgium and yes this is unfortunately true

Cochise's picture

I would treat that dude like a pedophile and stomped him out reaching under the stall like that...
haha this cant be real.

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simonmagus84's picture

Communists

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SL's picture

The average swedish man 175 ng lmfao

Bill1976's picture

That is not freedom. It seems like more and more freedom is gone every year.

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333's picture

Lmfao is this a joke I would have pissed on that fucking cop hand the whole time

GrowMore's picture

I feel sorry for the bro and I hope he can sue the police force and that George Michael wannabe cop.. but the fact the waitress was scared of his veiny forearms is hilarious.

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Immortaltech's picture

Thats why i marked it lool

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GrowMore's picture

Secretly she wanted him and his broad shoulders

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