But brother, who are you going to vote for in the next election?!?! That's the REAL question! Because, it's so important! IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN HISTORY!!! I mean, literally, it'll change your life forever!

Sure, you'll still have to pay rent. And you'll still be in charge of your own daily affairs. Oh, and if something goes wrong in your life, you'll have to fix it cuz no one from D.C. is gonna come help you out. Your own health? Yup, you're in charge. Your relationship? Yup, you still have to take care of that too, and that takes a lot of work that no one else can do for you. What about your job, you ask? Well, the ancient wisdom of "spend less than you make and save some for a rainy day" still applies.

So back to my question, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR IN THIS SUPER IMPORTANT ELECTION!?!?!

(For me, if any of you lot haven't picked up on my super thick sarcasm, I take care of my own life and family. D.C. can fuck off. Cheers to you, @SwoleHermit, and thank you for making me laugh my ass off in your reply to this thread!)