Merican's only disclaimer
Just thought I'd throw out a disclaimer for you sensitive bitches that can't understand my humor.
First, I just want to let all of you know that I love all countries except France. I have no ill will towards anyone. Especially countries like Great Britain, and Australia, This group was created in jest, because that's what I do. I create shit I just to lighten the mood.
Second, if you come into this group and are of a different nationality, be prepared to have your nationality insulted along with your mother's honor. It's nothing personal, its just the way we roll in here. You broke the rules by becoming an illegal alien to my group so you will have to be treated as such. Feel free to drop your own insults, we won't take it personal either, and we still consider you our bro's, especially outside of this group.
Third, Just assume that every thing that I type, is typed with a smile on my face and know that I mean nothing personal by my silly insults or words. If I intend them to be personal I will send them to you via PM.
Fourth, Calling me a redneck is actually considered a compliment so if you are trying to hurt my feelings, you might try another angle.
Finally, All "No Homos" are encouraged. No reason other than because I really appreciate a good no homo. No homo.
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I'm a 'Merican stuck in Europe for a year. Easy to get gear here though. It did take me six months to find a squat rack, of course.
Big emphasis on something called "jogging" over here. It involves dressing like an Olympic sprinter and flopping around the park like an old woman.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kuosykX4g&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-0ku...
Good song to lift to
that's homo..
no homo.
Let's see... I'm English, Merican, Indian (the waa waa kind not the slurpy kind), pretty sure a little ghetto (big booty) and Asian (little boobies) some Latino maybe (I'm pretty dark, or maybe that's the MT2) oh... I live in the south so I'm REDNECK as they come.. Even workin on me a mullet... Say something bitchezzzz!
RustyhookerLmao! Stir it up
Hey fuckers I'm a quarter French!!!
tread-mWell then you're 3/4ths accepted that makes you 75% more accepted than most of the popualtion in my state. Welcome my friend
Btw...if you have had any babies in the US it removes all french blood. I think that's the way it works french blood is weak so it comes out easy. If not try some woolite on a light cycle : /
Edit...just realized, you're bodybuilder. By light cycle I meant on the washer, not test/var only.
I would assume that mars was born here though which would give him that other 25% ;)
we forgive you ;)
Lol. I think if you say no homo after making that proclamation the quarter French becomes Null and void.
Lol i'm messing bro no french here.
Of course. :).
Touché!
:-)
biggerthanyouEd u are one funny motherfucker!
I love america but the way this country is headed looks pretty bad :/ we need another Ronald Reagan in the white house not some dumbass young Muslim fucktard
Personally I would say we need another Clinton... were you alive during Ronald Reagan? or should I say were you employed?
RustyhookerHuge high five to that!
Amen brother. Obama couldn't manage an Ethiopian pantry.
biggerthanyouHahahaha thats a good one ima have to use it, no homo
I am with you ED Fuck the French!.. LOL
Edit: the use of the words fuck and french demand the use of a big fat NO HOMO!
Doug Stanhope?
Nice placement brother.