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What do you do with empty protein canisters?

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I've got a lot of empty protein conisters sitting around and of course I could just trash or take them to the recycling center, but was wondering if you guys had any neat uses for these. I am using one for a piggy bank. What other good uses do you have?

silat50's picture

Im going to let you guys in on a serious.....I mean serious usage for the containers. It is only to be used at a bank where you were mistreated by management. Ok, you do know that a bank cannt open your safedeposit box without your presence unless you are dead or its is an IRS incident or you have signed a legal permission document. Heres where it gets fun. You open a safe deposit box and pay 2 yrs in advance. You then deposit a brown paper bag which they will assume is stuffed with money, right? But you deposit the stool from the last 2 or 3 shakes you had and make sure you added plenty of raw eggs and also egg beaters into the shake. Nothing creates more putrid bowel movelemsts in a whey shake than mixing with raw egg product in your stomach. So you fill it up(2/3-3/4 is more than enough. Keep it tightly closed so they cant smell anything but enclose a pair of scissors in the bag. Now as soon as they leave you alone, either cut a gaping hole in the protein shake container.yes you idiot, you have to use up the protein powder first!!!!! lol ) You do this "if" you dont want to cause people to get ill and you want to cut them slack. Remember within days the odor will leak out to every crecice and corner of the inside of that bank and al the employees will have to work in that environment 40 hrs a week for life.

Now do you want to be a total a-hole and really get them gagging???? Of course we do. Just forget the scissors and as soon as you are alone,dump the contents into the safe deposit box itself so their is nothing the odor has to seep thru.. Close her up and they cant open it for 2 years as you paid in advance. Enjoy! Now to go even further, do this in July or August when the heat is bad and will carry the odor right out the bank doors. Remember, they can investigate all they want, just make sure they cant find you and tell your friends to go in and give you a report. Maybe even have a few start gagging and fall on the floor and go into convulsions and have several lawsuits going until they make one massive settlement or close the bank. There are actually a few other ways to take this over the top and cause serious black outs. Email me if you want to take this to another level. I personally never went further than leaving it in the employee refrigerator until 15 min before lunch and then opened every persons tin foil for sandwiches they made or plastic lids for meas and smeared the stuff on every single meal in the fridge before quitting my job 5 minutes later. Naturally the shit-can(literally!) was left in the air conditioning vent of my office so it took them days to find it. And everyone in the office got sent home with free pay for a few days. Gotta love it!!!! I'm available for consultations on how to do this at birthday parties, breaking up with boy or girl-friends and getting even with parents who left you out of the will.

silat50's picture

I use mine for loose bowel movements when Ive used the whole container of strawberrys in the shake. Im talking about when I'm stuck in traffic and cant get off the exit! What lifesavers they are.

joseywales40's picture

around here they go in the recycle bin

Kronos's picture

Use them at work to store nuts, bolts, nails and many little parts. I am an Architect and they keep asking me for the Canisters at the Construction sites!!!

inked's picture

Throw them away

PapaPumps's picture

piss bucket so u dont have to walk all the way to the bathroom

Pmob's picture

Trash Them

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j223's picture

you can throw your pins in there so you dont have a pin in your trash can all the time

MarineBodyBuilder's picture

Bought a Sharps container and as soon as I finished my first jug of powder, stood there looking at it, wondering how I hadn't thought of that before!

Great use for it. Too many people I know just pitch their used pins in the trash, which really stuns me. Just not copacetic, imo

UncleYoked's picture

My kids keep there Legos in them. They think they're cool and it keeps those fucking spawn of Satan toys off the floor, for the most part.

UncleYoked's picture

I've stepped on them multiple times. I swear those things are from hell. But the boys like them so I guess it's worth it.

mwagner630's picture

want to keep the kids on their bedrooms at night, shut out all the lights and sprinkle legos in front of their door. LOL

UncleYoked's picture

Lmfao you know I'm gonna have to try that now. Give them a little payback.

hypnoso's picture

Pots for plants.

cry_havoc's picture

use them a sharps containers lol!

DBG's picture

YEP!!!

littlebig's picture

Same here

Cheatnnature's picture

Lol. Good idea!

alain_305mia's picture

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