posted Mon, 02/06/2012 - 06:45
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You know you got a good workout when...
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...it takes you 2 minutes to take your shirt off because your arms and shoulders are so pumped you can barely fuckin move.
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You can't lift the protein shake high enough to pour it into your pie-hole.
Amen. It's a good workout when it takes BOTH hands to guide the shake to your piehole.
you rep so much that when you come up for air your stomach ejects what little substance remains, and then your like "bean burrito from lunch...actually, im kind of hungry again"
... you squat so hard and heavy you see the little flashing dots at the end of your set and feel dizzy as hell and almost pass out...
Amen. Breathe dammit, breathe! Then the dots go away. Hard to believe I can be so focused as to forget such a basic and necessary task.
OE2000the kiosk is open
tread-mNO HOMO INCEST YES LESBO
OE2000dude, had an awesome session at the kiosk this evening.... no complaints and no homo! hahahaahahahahahaha
I forgot to add, they have the new 220V sawzall dildo..... I quiver thinking of it!
tread-mDaaaamn, that one has the titanium titalating tongues and the ball booster and prostate pleaser! Lucky! No homo yes lesbo
OE2000I see you've experienced the pleasure of the new synthetic rubber tongues.... the prostate pleaser is awesome!
No lesbo! LOL
You know you had a good workout when you come home and see some poop stains in your drawers.
oh for god's sake, up your fiber bro! That's NOT a good result to a good workout!
nah, you just forgot to wipe lol
Bostonlmfao
I just got back from the gym and have that feeling right now.Mind you I am wearing my GF's training vest!
you feel the neeed to lay down on the gym floor but force yourself to your car and then have to pull over and puke before you make it home!
been there bro
tread-mYuuuuup...thats the good stuff! I like doing it to convince the girl at the desk that I need help peeing. Sometimes I even stop in for lunch and pretend I was working out and get her to help! The whole time I'm singing that song from ZZTop...you din't have to hold it but you did but you did but you did...and I thank you. Damn I'm a child! No homo
TxBigBoyLmao! My nooka!