Still coming up clean, but how?
(I know this is VERY off topic, but still kinda not. If it's TOO MUCH off topic hopefully a mod will let me know so I can edit it)
I've had some really good medical grade weed sitting around for a year or 2 and I haven't had any interest in smoking it. I have a job opportunity that is coming up in 8 months or so, SO I figured I might as well smoke it now while I have time and can still get clean. I don't do it heavily, just 1 hit a few times a day (3 at most). I've done this for the last 2 weeks fairly regularly.
Anyways, I decided to buy some drug test strips online just to see how quick I could get clean. I just took one right now and SOMEHOW it came up clean!
Only a few things I can think of, maybe it's the ECA I take that has my metabolism up so high that my system is burning off enough fat the the THC isn't staying in my system, or it could be the gallon+ of water/day I drink, or hell the test could of just been defective.
But all this had me thinking, I wonder if you don't smoke often enough, and your lifting and eating right and drinking lots of water, if you could just ALWAYS pass a piss test?
Any thoughts?
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Anon"Medical" grade means nothing haha. It's all the same, well to a point. Medical doesn't mean better quality in anyway when it comes to weed lol
I only say that because I hate using phrases like "Dank" or "kind buds". I just used it as a catch all for high grade marijuana.
I don't want to get this derailed onto a discussion of pot. Just more how the body (mostly because of lifestyle and things you're taking) is able to pass a UA.
I used to take two vitamin B complex pills, A double serving of creatine, and drink a gallon of water then take the test.For a state run program if you will. Most of the time they would just use the basic confirmation test.Looks good nice and yellow, ph is good, temp is right on and below the basic nanogram cutoff level for thc.and creatine levels are within range as not to signal dilution, then most of the time then you are good to go.Now if they suspect anything and send it out to the lab for a gas chromatography mass spectrometer test, thats definitely a no go.
HardBodEricI would be willing to bet that if you pissed for LABCORP they would be able to find that shit in your system. THose strip tests can be passed easily just by drinking water and diluting your urine, thats all.
Very valid point, I was going to suggest to make sure there was no mold issue but forgot haha.
Forgot what you were about to say huh?..... Been smoking a bit have we? Lol
No mold here, only stuff it's got on it is nice little crystals.
thc degrades by almost half in a year unless its been vacuum sealed...so if its good you started at 17-20% thc...its down to below 5% thc which means you probably wouldnt pop on a home kit...also thc is stored in fat cells so if you are really lean you arent storing as much, but my opinion is that your herb has lost its potency...btw even if you are smoking something with high thc content you will still be clean after 30 days unless you are obese
Yeah, it was high potency to start with, so when I stopped i had the foresight to double vacuum seal everything I had left to preserve potency.
See that's where I was wondering if excessive water intake could come into play. For a normal person, they can tell the sample is diluted because it doesn't have trace minerals in it, but if you are taking lots of multivitamins wouldn't you be excreting more as well, which might make a nominally diluted sample look fine. Kind of like with the drinks you take to pass the test. They just are a diuretic with all the stuff in it added to make a normally diluted sample look normal.
The synthetic piss that they sell at head shops has the look of real piss, and it has creatinine in it, the substance they check to see if your urine is to diluted to test. If you drink a bunch of water a day before the test and take creatinine pills with it, your piss will be too diluted for testing and not come back as being diluted.
Ah, I see your thought process. It is definately plausible. It is my understanding that ph levels in urine are the determining factor in identifying diluted specimens. Most of the OTC tests are 50ng baseline positives. It should say on the box, and have fun experimenting.
Water intake has nothing to do with it. THC is fat soluble , so working out plays a factor but don't workout the day before the test or THC can get concentrated in the blood stream. Don't drink lots of water before a test; you can dilute the specimen and most companies or what have you consider it a fail.
It is not criminal to be hydrated. When I worked in the heat of the summer all of my drug tests came back diluted. They they told me dilution is against the company policy, but it holds little legitimate scientific backing. Some jobs want to get rid of you and will use any way possible, but most jobs do not want to get rid of their good employees. It also helps if you are in shape, since they don't suspect you of having extracurricular habits.
I consider myself a drug test taking pro. Most UA's test for 50 nanograms, as the baseline positive. This is not very hard to get under, with your smoking regiment and if you are low BF. I smoke daily, for years, and can pass 50ng UA's with 36-48 hours off of no smoking.
There are UAs that can get test for 1ng. These tests take legitimate weeks to a month to pass.