posted Wed, 07/31/2013 - 15:59
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New Girl at work.
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She is an abolute doll. Sweetest personality, but all she does it eat. I can hear plastic bags ruffling around and the crunchy crunch sound coming from her mouth... OMG!!! (it's happening as I type)
LOL.
Do you have people at work that do the same thing? Can you hear them? What do you do if you don't have a door to close and block out the noise? 
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Mrs.Nitti
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sounds like being in college...
Mike1982Y'all (yeah I'm from the south) have done more for this mans struggles that I could ever express. The intelligence of every single one of you is mind blowing. The sense of humor and comedy is astounding, I cannot stop laughing.
Y'all is said daily! Southern Girl to the core! Couldn't imagine living anywhere else!
Anonthose people who chomp their gum like a cow..... >_<
I can't stand to hear someone swallow! That noise it makes when they gulp.. Omg! >:-(
AnonPerhaps she aspires to own an Evil petting zoo !!
AnonNOW SHE IS MAKING PERSONAL CALLS AND HAS THAT EVIL QUIET LAUGH
Shoot me Now!
One dude at my work eats like a baby. Makes all kinds of noises and hums and saps.... Nom nom nom. Hmmmmm Hmmmmm hiiiim drives me crazy bat shit
We just have a guy here who puts his headphones on and sings. We all try to play name that tune to see who can guess first.
AnonThat sounds like fun
Well the Name that tune part...
Rustyhooker2 different dudes at my work eat with mouth fully open. Makkin their food. All sound...all visual. I recorded em once and posted it to the net. Dis-gus-Ting!
Now that right there warrants the old "I will slap the taste out of your mouth!" That would grate on me for sure!
AnonEwwwwwe gross.
sprinkle laxatives on her food and enjoy the rest of your work day =D
AnonAre there sprinkle laxatives??? Why the hell did I not know this???
If there were "sprinkle" laxatives do you know how many peoples' days I would have ruined with that??? That would be gold.. "Wanna Cupcake?"
AnonAhhhh shit.. Cupcakes? Yummmm! Thank goodness I went home early on Monday, some stalker guy came by my work with 2 dozen cinnamon rolls from a local bakery, my friend said they were gone in 12 minutes... I wonder those cinnammon rolls, but then again... no one got sick.
I save food gifts from stalkers for when I can't sleep from tren.. not sure why but I always seem to go straight to sleep =D
AnonCTFU!!! that's a great idea!
Thank god I can shut my door! However, if it where me... I would pull the SHHHhhhhhhhh every so often... If that didn't work take them a zip lock and suggest for freshness sake use this
Lol instantly made me think of my super cheesy boss (picture a Ron Burgondy type character) He makes this really weird noise wether its when he finishes talking, chatting up customers, or telling the same old sexist jokes from the 80's .it kinda sounds like he is squeezing out a giant turd > blah bla blah UGGGGMMMM....followed by mass laughter at himself while completely ignoring the silence and straight faces in the room lol.
AnonHahaha OMG I could picture that perfectly! I almost choked on my rice cake. Too funny Bayzy B!!
Well me n my co worker run the office up front but the good thing is he is training for a comp as well so we have battles who can consume the most calories lol. He even brought in a portable rice cooker and vegetable steamer. So we cook n eat all day n make money lol. So fortunately I have a good co worker who has the same health goals as me. But one of our drivers will bring in fucking jack in the box with a big gulp at 7 am! Disgusting and the worst part of it is this guy actually tries to give us diet and workout advice lmao! He is 300lbs 45% bf maybe more lol.
AnonDang!! I wish I could cook up in here, Thankfully I prep my meals for the week and just heat them up in the kitchen
As for the driver... mmmmm nothing like jack in the box at 7am ;) now that you mentioned that, I saw her eating carl's jr. this morning... YIKES!! Enjoy your yummy food! Keep rollin in that dough.
Lmao! Mmmm! But ya luckily my co worker is the owners son so we get to bend the rules haha. Just keep stayin healthy and try n not let that Carl's wrapper get under your skin! Good luck!
AnonThanks Cheatn
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkTronI had an office job one time where there was this other employee that had a office across the room in front of me where we faced each other. Good guy and all but the bastard ate all day long! I couldn't hear him but I could see him and it came to the point where I couldn't help but to keep looking to see what and when he ate next. I would have someone in my office and find myself looking past their head to see this guy with a freaking chicken leg in his mouth or crumbles all in his beard. So yeah, same kind of problem, different kind of scenario.
AnonOmg! I totally love to people watch.. If I could watch people all day, it would be them walking around or eating.. I think it's pretty funny. If I were in your situation, I would do the same thing and see what he was eating everyday.
Mrs Nitti, I know exactly what u mean hahah! Have a coworker who is the same. Super awesome guy very lad back and a good friend but he is the same way eats junk all day long....tried talking to him about healthy diets but he don't care lol. I'm on my contest prep diet so u can imagine my situation listening to him eating all kinds of crap all day cos he sits right next to me. Thankfully I'm in compliance so I put my headphones on and keep working! Lol oh and he is pretty overweight so I hear him breathing hard all the time..., if one day he gets a heart-attack I won't even notice.. Lol
AnonOh... goodness.
I have headphones on most of the day too because I transcribe for the firm. But when I am here on Eroids... I keep those things out of my ears. I think I may put them back in and listen to some music.
Hahaha yup that shud keep you from hearing that lady eat hahah! Sorry hope she stops or goes to room far far away from urs!
AnonWell for today she has a seminar/lecture so she will be gone soon
AnonIm guessing you'll soon not even hear her anymore. Its just a new noise, Id give it 2 weeks . Of course if she starts slurping thats another story.
Any kinds of noise with the mouth while someone is eating makes me crazy. It's disgusting. I remember being a kid. Maybe 10 and my brother and I were getting ready for school. He was eating a bowl of captain crunch. I punched him dead in the jaw (not too hard). Lol. The crunching and slurping, I can still hear it. Eehhhh!
Lol! X2!!!!!
Anonbet that had some crunch !!!!!
He just looked at me like "reeeally? It's that deep huh?" And walked away with his bowl. Lol.
Anonat least he figured it out
AnonMMMMMmm cap'n crunch!!
AnonI must confess , I ate a bowl last night around 4:00 am .
AnonOH Mannnn.. I knew I should have bought some at the store the other night. Instead I bought my Pumpkin Flax Granola
AnonWell this was only in the house as a special treat my wife bought our little guy. His nick name in the house is "cappin" . So in a sense I was stealing candy from a child ! Muhwaa haa haaa !!!
AnonCTFU Novice
was it peanut butter capn crunch? that stuff is great.. I'd steal that from a child too LOL
Vewilol
Lol! Whoever said violence never solves anything...never used it properly:P
AnonOnly you can compliment a person doing such an annoying thing! With you around and your kindness I always discover what a not nice person I am
But that is ok I will live through your goodness too much work for me to get there:)
AnonPank you are always so nice and compassionate, you are right up here at the top
AnonI'll have to remind him of his compassion when hes teaching me by demo-ing his patented death grip and Cobra clutch on me !