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Karma part 1829

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Probably like everyone else these type of karma related posts I find a touch tiresome. Not as tiresome as watching what some are prepared to do get the elusive karma points.

Here's a few pointers:

Don't send pms to give you karma for a pic / post. Guess what I'll do?

Don't post up self pics every day.

Don't post pics of your GF's ass in an obvious attempt to get karma. (Did I really just say that? What the hell is wrong with me?). Those pics should be pm'ed to me personally.

I often get the impression some of you think everything becomes so much better here when you have a load of karma. Guess what, it changes nothing. Do piles of top class gear land on my doorstep free of charge because of my karma? No. It matters so little in fact that if you're really THAT bothered about it that you're going to do stuff like I've detailed above, you can make a withdrawal from mine IF a mod is prepared to do it. Fill your boots.

Contribute instead of trying to circumnavigate the system. There are sections of this site that genuinely would benefit from others getting in the trenches. If you see the acquisition of karma as important, you've missed the point and the value in the site.

xxRedneckxx's picture

Ok I'll take all your karma please and thank you

Greg's picture

Moved to off topic. What are ya trying to do posting this in general? get more karma? ;-)

Catalyst's picture

You got me there Greg Smile I'll have to post my hairy ass pics now then.

Seems to have gone off on a touch of a tangent...... A much more amusing one mind you.

cry_havoc's picture

If I post a picture of my mastiff having sex with a chihuahua can I have a bunch of points?

Catalyst's picture

Absolutely no dog porn. Although technically I'm not sure a chihuahua is big enough to be categorised as a dog? If it's small enough to be a snack for a normal sized dog, it's not a dog.

cry_havoc's picture

Holy shit your right!!!

kodiakGRRL's picture

what if I post pics of my ass .... I don't really have a need for points

superman75's picture

I'll buy you a big diamond ring, wash your car, and massage your neck and shoulders till my hands go numb, then hold your hand while we sit in a white swing and grow old together. better than a few bucks my lady?

kodiakGRRL's picture

way better than a few bucks ;-)

Gymjunkie01's picture

I will send you 50 bucks for pics of that

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kodiakGRRL's picture

50??

Gymjunkie01's picture

Ok 500

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kodiakGRRL's picture

500????

KMC's picture

I think grrrl will have the upper hand in negotiations. LMFAO

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The Impastable's picture

Correction. ALL women have the upper hand in negotiations, ALL the time.

Catalyst's picture

The sooner you accept that the less grief you'll get from your wife. Key to a successful marriage, knowing who wears the trousers. I think in my house the heirachy is something along these lines:

Mrs Catalyst
Daughter
Dog and Catalyst

I make up for it by being a bully at work ;)

The Impastable's picture

Ha! Ain't that the truth brother. My hierarchy is somewhat similar in my relationship..

Mrs. Impastable
Her Dog, My Dog
Impastable

I guess you have the one up on me, since I'm actually below the dogs! On the bright side, as long as I say "yes dear" every time she needs something (like, anything from the higher cabinetry in the Kitchen) I usually come out unscathed!

And who are you kidding? You, a bully at work? Stop pretending, you've openly admitted you just sit in meetings all day Blum 3

kodiakGRRL's picture

you forgot to mention he drives around in a TINY car also .. not very impressive when trying to bully someone while driving

cry_havoc's picture

I seem to remember a story where Catalyst scared some guy into his boot ( the trunk) for yelling at him through the window where his daughter was sitting.

Catalyst's picture

That was probably the only time I've lost my temper in the last 10 years. The guy opened the door where my daughter was and protective father syndrome took over......

cry_havoc's picture

I think it's hilarious! Not that your daughter had to experience that. But that some guy with an attitude thought it would be a good idea to shoot off without knowing the situation only to realize as he is sitting in the trunk of his car how stupid he is!

Catalyst's picture

You loved them wheels. I was fighting the chicks off when I had that. I'm back in my normal sized car now.

kodiakGRRL's picture

nothing sexier than a large man in a very tiny car ;-)

Harley1969's picture

If you did you would get karma out the ass. Pun intended... Smile

kodiakGRRL's picture

lmao.. I ve got plenty so I can laugh some off ;-)

Theophany's picture

Whoa! I think my heart rate and pulse just skyrocketed! Breaking out into a sweat also!

solidman's picture

lmao

Catalyst's picture

That's definitely allowed and encouraged.

kodiakGRRL's picture

I m sure there are some floating around .. some were posted about 4 years ago ... and then there was wifey day .....

Catalyst's picture

I'm off to take some pictures of my hairy ass. Going to be drowning in karma when I post them up.......

The Impastable's picture

I am mildly perturbed... Yet intrigued... Hmmmm....

kodiakGRRL's picture

I ll be waiting

PIN_CUSHION's picture

ED's the wrestler

Engineereddisaster's picture

Now wait a minute...I'm hard core no homo. I don't want anything to do with anyone's thunderdome.

Catalyst's picture

You interrupted me posting pics of my wife's 36dd's to get my karma up. I think I'm going to pass on your offer and wrestle those instead ;)

Catalyst's picture

You'd win anyway. My stats are a lie. I'm really 19 years old, 6ft7" and 115lbs. I just like pretending I've got muscles, it's my dream.

The Impastable's picture

He's also not really a bio-chemist... He just plays with his easy bake oven all day.

fusebox's picture

Lmao. Damnit I wish I'd have come up with that obe

Catalyst's picture

I'm not sure I am any more. All I seem to do is sit in meetings these days.....