if jesus came back today..
what do you think he would say about us? With all the technology we have built and accumulated over time and how its getting better and better every year, enhanced and sped up by 17 times more fast every year.. With the way churches are run these days..? the way they are profiting off peoples suffering.. the obesity rate and the riding around in their motorized wheel chairs cause there so over weight they cant even walk any more...
what would he say when someone showed him the youtube vid of the 1000 lb man..
The way we are using the information highway? how the porn industry is making its way into one of the biggest net gain businesses ever?
I assume all the christians think its inevitable his return and hes going to float down from heaven on his little cloud and blast away all the non-believers and send them barreling down to hell?
What do you think he would say when all the cameras were on him and the microphone was stuck in his face?
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Just to clarify the Jesus I know would say...Hola Holmes I'm running across the border to pick up an order you need anything amigo? I would tell himz Hellz yeah hommie...Grab me 200 Karachi Sus and 1000 tabs of turinabol. Then he would say Vato Loco and start running!!!
The other Jesus I read about in the book... I don't care what he has to say because I would interrupt him and say....First of you took WAY too long. Then I would say "You even lift while you were away Brah"?
He'd say, "except for the technology, nothing has changed much. Apparently my last visit was a total waste of time."
Then he would have seals broken, trumpets blasting, and horsemen wreaking havoc on the lot of us.
Best answer imo lol!
If Jesus showed up on this world and announced his return he would most likely be surrounded and then attacked, possibly burned into oblivion. What if David Koresh was Jesus? What makes anyone think they know what he would look like? Personally the whole notion is quite silly, but think how people would REALLY react....
AnonI think if I see a new Eroids handle of Jesus2013 I'll know hes looking for a good source on test and HGH
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^^^^^OMFG! I just fell out!! Thanks Novi!! You are tooo much!
AnonHahaha didnt you hear even Jesus has been getting bunky Chinese HGH these days. Hes been trying to kick that scrawny build for two thousand years now !
I tried to tell him.. he wouldn't listen you know how those guys are that think that know it all... I told him he couldn't get a body like yours if he didn't put in the work ... I think he's hired Pank to hunt down Human Grade HGH..... Don't tell him I told you, he's armed all the time and a little scary. Pank not Jesus.
I disagree, Jesus worked out. He carried that damn cross several miles up hill... and rolled that massive boulder away from that cave. And let's not forget that day he had roid rage and kicked everyone's ass out of the temple.
AnonPfft you know those damn prophets are all the same, you cant teach em a damn thing.
I would ask him when did God realized he or she existed being the only entity that existed how do you know .always wonder this how do you describe your self when your the only being how do you inquire knowledge when there is no knowledge to inquire there nothing any way just my thought if this would of happen