Seems like its always the pipsqueaks that are trying to start trouble. I'm not a giant but I'm one of the biggest guys at my gym, besides goth...that guy jacks off with dumbells, and out of now where in the locker room, this girlish looking boy walks up with skeleton arms and a bird chest yelling..I ain't afraid of you. If I would have knew for sure he wasn't a minor I would have put the fear of God in him. I'll be glad when school starts back cause sometimes I feel like burnie mac " about to whoop a kids ass.

Hey mate that's shit hey. To be honest I haven't ever really had that happen to me either but I have seen it happen to others. As the beers went down the gullet maybe he saw himself as chuck Norris (that's for tread) and thought he could have a go or maybe he is just a wanker that can't hold his grog. Either way mate it's not worth letting it get too you. Actually it has happened I just remember it once. I was training in the gym and 2 Arabs came over and had a go at me while I was trainIng. Just told them too piss off I am in the middle of a workout. They didn't push it too far not even sure why or what it was about apart from them maybe trying to assert some dominance over me in the gym. They may have done this to others but not sure. I just gave it all the attension it deserved which was nothing and kept on training.

This is what happens when you sit down Supernova283
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67V6D0oK0hM
buahahah

Back in the day I would get the occasional tool wanting to test himself. But now that I live in a small community no one messes with me. I had one douch bag small town hero try to give me a go and that was all that it took. The bastard was resonably sized and gave me a good go when we were standing so I brought him to the ground where I fight comfortably. It was smooth sailing as I stepped past his non-existant guard to a full mount, and started dropping elbows and head butts. Just as he was starting to go under I stopped, reached with both thumbs and fishhooked both sides of his cheeks and started ripping his face (I call that move the Joker). Holy shit it was funny, he was actually screaming like a woman as I ripped a huge smile on his face. After a few seconds passed I stopped ripping his face and decided to put him out with big elbow drop to the jaw. It did the trick. Now folks, this is where the lesson part comes in. If you have any women or children reading this over your shoulder I suggest inviting them to turn their head....
After he was knocked out, and with the crowd silent in unbelief that the town hero just had his ass kicked I pulled out my Johnson and wacked that dude right across his bloody face. Off in the background I heard gasps of unbelief and an Owl Hoot, I even thought I heard a black woman mutter the word Honkey under her breath. I put big Ed back into my pants walked to my truck and drove home.
After that day, I'm assuming word got around because you wouldn't believe how kind people have been to me. I'm guessing that there isn't a person in the world willing to take the chance of getting schlonged by big Ed.

There is your solution fellas. One good schlonging can go a schlong way.

All my love, no homo
Ed.

Seems to be the norm at times. Funny how they usually come up and compliment you only to try and tear into you right after. Jealousy I guess. Good on you for not stomping that ass. I dont know if I could of held out. Especially since I currently on Tren. My fear would be not being able to stop after I've dealt the ass whoppin.

Was a bouncer for years. Being short...bouncing...and stocky......exactly why i keep my back to a wall everywhere i go. There's always an A-hole in every group. If dude gets jealous cause his beotch checks me out then the Fokker should be in the gym!

One of the main resons I got in to martial arts....when your big and good looking dirtbags want to show you there better than you at something and all they know how to do is fight...at least they think they do until they wind up getting punched in the throat:-)

Shit bro, i bounce at a bar that is a pretty grimy side of town, and i get guys always side eyeing me. Moat of the time I can see they're gears turning while they figure out if they'll give me a go or not, most of the time their light goes out and they don't want the trouble, but every once in a while they are too drunk to use proper reasoning skills and they try. We r not allowed
to knuckle up, bit we can certainly cross face them and choke them out.

damn dude do i know where your coming from on this shit, every fucking time i go out there is some punk kid that thinks he's the next fucking ufc fighter with his walmart tapout shirts , and his white belt. i usually get a good laugh at these clowns until they try to nude me outta the way or talk shit to my girl. everybody in my town talks the talk.. but when the hands come outta the pockets they dont walk the walk.. ive been in a few fights were guys act all hard then they get the fuck beatin outta there face and want to press charges because there to cheap to fix the fuck up they have just started.. example for you eroiders, i clam not to be a bad ass but i know how i was raised and im def not taking disrespect from anyone.. so with that being said i was at the bar one night with three of my dudes, my buddy sat beside his ex that just happened to be there, so everything was tits the whole night then we left and bam dude runs outs the door to shove my dude and trys to rat on him for being underage, well i was like dude dont be a bitch now, and he walked back inside. so we went home and went to bed. i get woke up at 3:30 am to this kid out side talking shit, reving his honda up, so i went out to see what was going on. then all of a sudden dude looks at me and was like fuck you bitch .. i was wasted , sleepy , in my fuking boxers and so my brother came up behind me and handed me some steel knuckles, dude jumped back in his car to call his small ass brother then the beating just went down, beat on inside his car, the passager side of his car, the back sidee, driver side and knocked him out with a running upper cut at the driver side door... leaving him with needing 60 stitches and 30 staples. well i went to court and for defending my self at my apt i had to end up payign this clown 3000$ for his face.. the end.. (: there's never a fair fight , just a fight you better win

I got more trouble from people when I was skinnier.. I still get trouble but sometimes I wonder if it's even size.. Sometimes I think I just seem to nice to people and it comes off as a sign of weakness when they are drunk.. Because if I act like I'm going to snap someones head off or actually kick the shit out of someone even when I was skinny or now.. Every one in the area gets the mssg and no one bothers me again for a long while.. I think it's more of a respect issue and around friends or ppl that know you i'm sure you will get that respect.. bars and parties where no one knows you seems 50% chance of a fight whether your big or small as long as alcohol is involved.. Maybe hang around more pot heads? They rarely leave a couch..

i never use to cop shit off people when i was a smaller size, now i get some smart ass all the time when i head out like they have something to prove when they're drunk, dont normally retaliate unless they come into my personal space or they reallllly piss me off, couple months ago i went out drinking with some mates that are strippers in thunder from down under and about 6-7 guys came up to us calling us juiced up homo's lol, we just replied with where are you're women? so they started swinging lol, i guess cos we were surrounded by hot bitches and they were smallish to average sized ugly looking lads with no one they were a bit jealous, the 3 of us belted the shit out of them, they got a couple hits in cos we were drunk but as soon as we connected just one straight hit with them they were out, all i really remember was some girl screaming "you're going to kill him!!" and i looked down and i was standing over a guy punching him lol. it surprises me how guys like that can see a big guy and just think, i can take him, almost as if our muscles are just for show and dont work.