Calm your minds little guys
I'm a little sad for the guys on here dealing with penis size issues. I don't really know what to say except cheer up! Most girls don't want a babies arm down there, and would be terrified if you had one. True they want something to work with, but give capitalize on your strengths (we are on a steroid forum) sense of humor, and treating them well is going to go further than a massive dong.
True it seems like all the girls that look like the biggest freaks in the sack go with assholes. If you didn't learn that in high school then there isn't anything I can teach you. However, the ones that are reserved, and shy arey typically bigger freaks in the sheets. They want it more, and will rock your world. Also there hasn't been a lot of traffic down there, so most likely she's going to be just fine with what you're bringing.
Oh, and trim that stuff up! You'll make it look two inches bigger if you get rid of that 70's style port fro you got down there!
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I prefer to give myself a landing strip rather than a full shave
CleyonI'm a Dorito chip man myself.
56tooI gotta give u a +1 just for thet last sentence cley. You're right that fro look is a thing of the past. Trim and lean is the new! I bought a body groomer by Norelco ( plug in for Norelco) and it works great down there. I dont know if any of u have ever caught the sack when using trimmers down under but it aint fun LOL
What if my cock is the shape of a Z
Or an L
I got a 6in tongue.....all i know is turnabout is fair play ;)
I've been with women and had it feel like a hot dog down a hallway and other times half way in finds the spot. Just like men, women aren't all the same. As long as you fit her, you're good. But they do prefer girth over length. Anywhere between 5-1/2 to 6" circumference is ideal. But that doesn't mean if you're smaller you can't get te job done. Women don't care about that shit as much as you think. Don't get me wrong, they might have an issue if you're on the lower end of average but other than that, you're good. If youre around the average 5-1/2", just think, half the ppl out there are smaller than you so that should make you feel better. I'm hung like a mosquito. I have no shame. Lol
haha i think most guys with the penis size complex are just fooling themselves. The real studies that have been done have concluded that the average erect size is 5.1, 5.4, 5.6 inches depending on the study. the only other erect dicks we see are from porn (i hope), this creates a huge misleading bias for us guys. use this linnk for the studies i mentioned: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
last night my girl said, give me 12 inchs and make it hurt..... so i f*cked her 4 times and punched her in the face...
Hahaha i heard this on some stand up comedy before. Good one lol !!
Lol
We all have small dicks. Remember steroids make your penis smaller
What? You mean to tell me that my cock bloating from the Dbol is going to go away? Great now I am going to be on DRT for life for the girth only!
They have those slip on dick that go over your own to add inches
I don't need the inches but maybe a sack inflater cover. My beans are kinda like jacks magical beans right now. Like I tell her plant them in your mouth and watch the magical bean stock grow.
CleyonBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the worst idea ever!
Yeah No covering my cobra. If my head aint getting no action it gonna happen. I'll dress that thing up in a suit coat or a turtle neck but no top hat! Skin to win baby!!!
Haaaaaa!! Just thought of Spaceballs the movie. The dancing alien in the restaurant! Lmao!
CleyonLOLOLOLOLOL That is the funniest mental image ever!
How do you know a woman is lying when they tell you it's big? Because I have 3 inches hard and I shave it to make it look hyooge and every girl I've been with says I'm the biggest -__-
I hate when they say that. Even if they mean it. I always think they're tryina gas me up and stroke my ego. Lol
zewilol.. as long as you hit her spot.. its golden.. thats all they give a shit about..
Talking to ourselves again are we? Lol
CleyonWe need Zewiswife in here to tell us what's going on...
CleyonExactly, it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. The mods need to change my name to Atlantic
I love my hammer !!