In my series of posts addressing steroids and security, I have already discussed ways to avoid detection by Law enforcement, and what to do if confronted by the cops who suspect you may have gear in your possession.
Tonight, I would like to examine the various places you may want to stash your precious oils and orals and I've put together a list of a few ways to hide your stuff from police, your wife, your parents...and anybody else who may want to steal what you have and take it for themselves.

KEEP YOUR ORALS IN A PEZ DISPENSER---- Keeping your Anavar, d-bol, or other liver-destroying orals in a Pez dispenser will not only impress your friends at the gym, but will provide you with a great hiding place as well. Pick something cool, yet juvenile, like Shrek or The Lion King. And you can't go wrong with The Hulk. If the heat comes down in a traffic stop, you can easily hide it in your baby's diaper (always try to keep a baby on hand when on cycle). No cop in his right mind would even consider looking in a baby's diaper---especially if you're only changing it once per week. Now remember---do NOT use this tactic in church if confronted by your priest or pastor; Those guys will take your gear, and your baby may receive some tough ass-love from Father Omalley.

YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE------Specifically your mother's panty drawer. Sure it's freaky, but only if you look closely. Cops stay clear of panties after cities began losing millions of dollars in lawsuits. Of course, you need to ask her first, but it's just like pinning::::: It's really nerve-wracking and gross the first time, and you may feel horny afterward. But after you get used to it, it's a breeze. You'll be looking forward to injections in no time.

GIVE THEM TO YOUR BLACK FRIENDS TO HOLD-------Those guys KNOW how to handle illegal substances and cops are strictly in cocaine mode when dealing with black guys. Tren and Colt 45 look exactly the same through glass. Steroids won't even enter their minds.
And besides, black dudes know how to handle the law---calm and cool even whith 23 assult rifles aimed at them and 4 K-9s biting them in the balls. White guys tremble at the mere sight of a meter-maid.
But make sure you compensate a Brother: If he gets busted with gear and he's like 119 pounds WITH the shoes, he's going to be the fucking laughing stock of the hood, so kick him out a bottle of gear now and then.