read to a soundtrack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4

new here etc.
NO bro, I don't even lift

Stats:
height: 5'10
education: masters degree in finance
Gender: Muscles Glasses
Weight: 176-182
bodyfat: 11%
how often do I hit the gym?: YES

how are you gentleman doing this fine virtual day? I myself am sitting back with a whey protein isolate circa 1876 from california.

here is my bio
Avast ye fuckers! I be the dreaded pirate Greenseedless. I'm the conductor of the gain Train. I'm the captain of the Swole Patrol. I like fast cars, fast women and my fucking jetpack. You can find me in the badass isle at your local gym, therein I may be found commando Kung-fuing my way around the Squat rack. I blast away hippies and fat girls with my super heated laser vision. Curl is in the squat rack? FUCK YOU! KABLAM. Disintegrated. No re-rack? IS that my foot up your ass? Indeed.
My protein farts have been known to extinguish whole flash floods in northern ukraine. Charlie Sheen is my chauffeur, Batman is my Butler, and I am Darth Vader's Father. My car? I drive the megazord from the power rangers, and that shit has remote vehicle start. I piss excellence. My morning wood is made of fine mahogany.
I am seeking bros and brodettes to accompany me on this journey of gains. Many may die, but in the end 40 years from now when your grandson sits on your lap and asks, "Grandpa, what did you do during the great world war two?" You don't have to answer, "well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana."