posted Tue, 12/05/2017 - 12:54
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YOUR ITEM IS BEING PROCESSED BY UNITED STATES CUSTOMS
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This has been my status for 11 days, how fucked am I ?
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This has been my status for 11 days, how fucked am I ?
Thanks for all the replys , I got quite the chuckle from a few of them , I will update when I get some news
You don’t have to update us. We truly don’t care ;)
Good luck
go full on jason bourne! change you name and relocate to some south american country without any extradition treaty with the US.
seriously, you are probably fine brother, chill out! I got some legal packages from abroad that got held for like two weeks last month.
Linda Lovelace** is less fucked than you are
**A generational reference, she was a porn star. Just ask KMC
Sigh,......... I thought Marilyn Chambers was a lot better looking.
But for his prison time,......... he might pick up better pointers from Linda in Deep Throat.
Just sayin.
Hello Sir,
No need to stress, it is that time of the year when mail services are struggling with the amount of parcels going through. Meanwhile I would recommend to contact your source if you have any issues instead of taking this to the forum Sir.
Regards
I remember one of my orders being processed for a couple weeks then one day I as I was checking on it I got a knock on the door And freaked the fuck out. I told that little prick I didn’t order pineapple on that pizza take that shit back.
But seriously you’ll get your pack or you’ll get a nice letter. If it’s a letter throw it in the trash and ignore it.
Bro. You get your ass to the store and buy some lube for that ass because you are in for it. (No homo)
11 days is long enough for them to get the postal inspectors to your house to set up a sting.
Hopefully you aren’t in the states. Felony bro. Felony.
x2! Run!!!
Hopefully his ass is in Tijuana.... that’s the only safe place...
Not bad but I would keep heading south for Belize or Ecuador. One cannot be too careful when it comes to the long arm of the law bro.
RustyhookerHe needs your gear in the joint forum....
I made a large order and mine is still sitting still after 3 weeks. I wouldn't be too worried as my friend got his 2 days after sitting for a month. At the end of the day, customs isn't going to arrest you for something as petty as steroids. You're not a significant flight risk to society for buying some test lol.
True, they have better things to do then bust someone for a small amount of illegal drugs, then scare the shit out of them til they flip, then build a case against the dealer. They never do that.
Actually with the flood of mail this time of year it should increase the chance of getting through customs, cause they can’t check every one
This year the mail services are "exploding"...
80% of all christmas gifts are bought over the web.
Tin foil hat it blocks the Feds mind Control waves
Dude! I would pack a bag ASAP and drive south NOW. I hear Mexico is very nice this time of year. Adios amigo!
RustyhookerNews section has an article on checking status too often causing flags. Might read that one too
I thought if you check it every 5 minutes they see how important it is to you and they process it faster?
I read it on the internet so it must be true.
RustyhookerAhhhh!!! The hurry the hell up button. Like a speedy beacon of shipping. My error...lol
omg
bro seriously. your fucked. like stated below. i would obtain a good lawyer ,
lol seriously. this is normal. chill out. i had itemes tied up alot longer. and its the holidays. could be tied up alot longer.
The holiday mail starts in November & all mail is subject to be late during these times! I had a pack lost 3 hours away in a different state 2 months ago & still nothing lol... source did reship with no problems at all!
If your worried about the cops coming for you don't cause they won't go after someone for petty shit they would lose hundreds of thousands of dollars to pop you for something stupid when they can just go pop Joe blow around the corner for heroine.
If your worried about not getting your shit well it's a toss up
I’ve had them sit for 30 days and then delivered on day 31
I just had one sit for 32 days & then bam!!
"bam" as in the package arrived,....... or,....... "bam" as in the cops kicked your door in. ???
Now that I’m thinking about it, it was bam....... the cops kicked my door in & hauled me to jail with no gear & my cell mate was a dude named ED and he was using a freaking bic pin to juice with the whole while I’m going through pct blue with no pct. so my point is, if it doesn’t move for a while, watch out ........BAM...... they will come kick your door down & haul you off!!!!
Nice neg... thanks
lol
AnonFat thumbs get more people than actual bad posts.
Yeah you’re right devil dog
A lot of mail this time of the year. I wouldn’t sweat it.
Thanks man , I will try to remain positive
Remain positive,............ and do NOT answer the door.
Ask for a lawyer or get one on retainer, deny everything.
Is there a special hat someone in this position could wear... something that could maybe protect them??
Tinfoil.
3 layers thick.
I just saw 12 inch foul rolls on sale at the $ store
There it is man... that would definitely work!!