Someone please submit me.
Hi friend, I'm new to the game. my stats are 25 years old (wink) 259 lbs, 5'6" tall, BF I'm guessing 28%
Anyway, I was googling how to lose weight and found out what I really want to do is to recomp. It looks like the best way I can do that overnight is to use hummingbird feed. But damn, that shit is expensive.
Good news is, I found somewhere where I can buy bulk for almost half the price. so I sold my bike (rarely used it anyway) and bought myself 50, 200 iu feed kits. I've used 2 kits and I've decided that hummingbird feed isn't doing what I expected -but shit, I spent all this money on all these kits.
Then it dawned on me. For about 20 bucks I can buy a domain and start my own business. I'll recover all of my money and then some. Perhaps I can sell 100 kits before anyone catches on.
Anyway, Last week I bought my domain and I just finished a website (it was fairly easy to copy code and content from other sites).
Dude, friend, bro, if you do me the solid and submit my site, I'll send you a feed kit as soon as the site is submitted. I know your rep will get traffic coming to my site. And when you review the feed kit I give you, I'm sure even more will follow.
Just promise me you won't make any other orders because I might not be around in 6 months.
My Site: http://hummingbirdfeed.weebly.com/
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I saw this without reading too much and said to myself, "oh hell no!" (With attitude, because that's how us over 60 folks talk)
...Then I almost banned myself.
I can't believe that link still works...
Rustyhooker@EliteDucky did it make you quackers?
And digging around the archives I found this.
Awesome archive dig! I'm still laughing --... if he wld have used black pepper as a kick starter he wld have had better results!
Who knew,...... there was a market for trail mix.
AnonI love it..... You want to run a promo? Pm me
Please refer to the statements on my profile page... all the info you need is there.
Disclaimer..........
Budgie seed. Dammit!! I knew that shit was fake.
I spent six dang months on here, researching sources, reading posts, day in and day out, until I finally pulled the trigger on my first source. I'm old, cautious, conservative with my money, and I'm not seduced by imaginary thinking.
The thing is, I've never thought about SELLING gear, so I've never put myself in the mind frame of what a vendor might be thinking.
This post above has opened my eyes to how scary the real game of AAS can be.
Lads, lasses, be patient. Scammers want you to be desperate. Friends, YOU ARE IN CONTROL.
If you're impatient or desperate, you'll make impulsive decisions that could lead to losing your money and/or damaging your health.
Patience, patience, patience.
Keep lifting, keep eating whole foods, and keep your mental energy focused on positive things. When the right source(s) come(s) along, keep an eye on it (them) and pay attention. The good ones will still be around in six months. If you think to yourself, "that's six months that I could be getting gains, and I don't wanna waste that time!" then you've missed the point. You can still get kick ass gains or cuts in six months without AAS.
Now that's a caliper. How do I actually use that to measure my bf?!
Yeah bro, me and my crew are looking for a new source I have a shit load of karma and could bring some bro's to your page so if you want some high votes from me and my crew send me some of that shit and we can make this shit happen.
You got it. But I can only send you 1 kit.
I'll send you more kits at 25% off after each positive review your crew makes, is that cool with you?
Googled submit to me and found this picture of rusty. Weird
True story
Dude, squatting in those shoes will tear up your knees.
Lmao!!!!
Fk humming bird seed..... I snorted that shit and my nuts tingled for two days..... that stuff fiyahhh.
AnonHummingbird seed? Wtf is a hummingbird iu kit... He won't be around in 6 months because hummingbird OD.
Lol
Hummingbird seed + hgh = super shredded!
I'm wondering the same thing? What is this hummingbird seed?
Hi friend, it's top notch freeze dried hummingbird FEED handsdown the best out there.
Bro, submit me and I'll send you a kit to find out for yourself.
RustyhookerI hold my hummer bird by the ears....
A freebie AND you said "bro". Must be legit ;)
The best part is that I was doped up on NyQuil and sick last night, so I missed every ounce of satire in those post. Damn I feel dumb hahahaa FML. I feel retarded
No worries, I'll send you a kit as well. just make sure you leave me a good, 5 star review.
damn, send me some info!
Send me the link to your site and I'll see what I can do for you.
Thanks BRO!! I won't forget you!
http://hummingbirdfeed.weebly.com/
Lmao
Is that really how this shit works? How fkn pathetic. I'm glad I'm not popular enough to get those pms.
I find it very ridiculous when guys line up for their "free" vial of whatever, interrupt their cycle midstream to use the shit for 3 wks, and then post a favorable "on point, butter, fiya" review, and then return to their regular scheduled programming. I personally believe in finding something that works and sticking with it. I don't understand jumping all over the place with all these different sources and brands of gear all in the same cycle. Fkn source gives out 10 measly amps and all of a sudden there's 50 raving promo reviews. I swear some of these guys would suck your dog off for some free shit. It's no surprise that they'll trip over themselves to vouch for a new source.
What is humming bird seed?
Bro, submit me and I'll send you a kit to find out.
I don't ask to many questions because I can google the shit! But wtf is hummingbird seed, hgh?
Bro, this is straight up muscle building liquid gold from china. I'll send you a research packet with the kit if you'll only submit me.
Friend, you know me. I won't let you down.
Got damnit Greg! I won't submit you but you can still send me some birdseed!
Bro you realize how many of these cats you actually got googling "hummingbird seed and bodybuilding"
LOL
I sure as hell didn't Google it that's why I was asking.
bigmurphGood laugh brother
Lol well said my man
bigmurphBro i got you send me the free kit i will submit you get all my karma taken and let you scam all my brothers at eroids just send me a pm so know one will know
Yup, I've been getting these messages lately. Just ignoring and unfriending stupid fucks.
When you do get one copy and paste in pm to one of us. We like to sit back in the cat bird seat and wait for someone to sell out.
I have had several of these apparent sources wanting me to submit them. I have just ignored them though. If I get some more I'll send them your way.
sure fr sent
I thought hummingbird feed was on the banned product list here. That stuff will kill you.
Kid must be on something other than anabolics!
Your something else man. This is perfect lmfao.