Overasked question, but real concern of mine.
I've read the rules, but just in case I am not adhering to them, I apologize.
I'm 27 year old. I've been working out for a few years now.
Although I have seen growth in my arms, it's not a substantial amount.
I feel and know I am getting older, and I really want to achieve a desired look before I feel it is basically too late.
I'm really trying to get into this, and start using steroids.
I've read on how to safely purchase them from RELIABLE sources.
I know this may sound crazy, but my real concern isn't receiving fake gear, but having authorities how up at my door.
This is the part where I am unsure if I am following forum rules, or even posting in the right topic area.
Is there any way to be safer when purchasing online?
I just want to know how you personally do this.
You can send me a message if you don't want to publicly share on the thread.
I respect people's privacy, I am only trying to get started here.
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Depending on which country you live in, there are PO boxes and package pickup services that you can use so you don't need to worry about authorities.
If you are very worried, you can even get a fake ID and pick up packages at your local post office.
Personally I've also had issues with this in the past so I never order under my name or to my own address anymore. Some countries allow the possession and use of anabolics as long as it's for personal use, so maybe check the laws where you live too.
I use a PO Box because I travel a good bit for work and don't like the idea of gear potentially sitting in my mailbox at home for 5-7 days. Its no good for dodging authorities here because I have to provide government issued ID along with an insurance bill, utility bill, loan statement etc. for verification.
I don't bring in enough at one time to flag as a potential distributor though, so I'm not really worried about it.
With that being said, when I was in college my dumbass buddies and I used to have pot mailed to us from parts of the country where it was legal. Our strategy back then was to have it addressed to a fake name and sent to a foreclosured or otherwise unoccupied residence, let it sit for a day or two and then grab it late at night. Not sure how much of it was us having a great idea and how much of it was just blind luck but we never got caught.
The latter is actually a widely used method that carders use aswell and should be plenty good for our use case, because it will basically never get flagged for illegal activity as you are simply receiving goods that you paid for.
However, if you really need to be on the down-low, all those documents you mentioned can be easily forged and bought for like $20 a piece on the darkweb.
Fair enough. I never thought about the dark web aspect.
I get all the documents I need from the dark web. I never get stuff shipped to my home nor do I open personal maiboxes in my own name.
Not sure where you live or the local laws there but as long as you are ordering finished goods in quantities small enough to be clearly for personal use it's much more than likely that your worst case scenario is a seizure letter from customs.
Your biggest concern needs to be on educating yourself about the compounds you want to use, proper training/diet, what support supplements to use on cycle, PCT and the potential side effects of these compounds so that you can conduct an accurate risk/reward assessment.
In most countries, as long as your not distributing, the risk to your health is 100x greater than the risk to your legal status.
Honesty I feel safer buying online than in person because when your buying from a SRC online you don't have to worry about your supplier working as informant for bored, local PD trying to make a small time bust to puff their chests out about.
I can't emphasize this enough. No one and I mean no one gives a shit about you ordering some steroids for personal use. Law enforcement isn't going to show up at your doorstep over a few vials and tabs. It isn't worth their time or expense to investigate you. They are interested in crimes where there is money involved due to asset forfeiture laws.They want manufacturers and distributors. Even if they got all the customers' information during a bust, they wouldn't bother investigating. Unless you start placing bulk orders and reselling to people, you have nothing to worry about. Now if you start ordering schedule 1 and 2 drugs that is a different story. Small amounts get you serious jail time. Domestic suppliers don't ship with requiring of signatures. Packages don't go through customs so not very likely for them to be inspected. If a package gets inspected, they are more interested in the sender.
I’m Ben Johnson & still pissed about my Gold medal being taken away! I live in Cuba now
Ben Johnson is a jamaican who ran for Canada,........ then ran from Canada to Jamaica. How do I know, he is my neighbor here in Jamaica.
But seriously... ive had like 6 seisure letters from customs and border patrol. If the cops are standing at your mailbox when your gear lands, just shrug and say i have no idea what that is, i did not order shit.
I am not saying this with knowledge of the law here, just my own attitude towards ordering. Oh and you should use a vpn. And just be careful what you post here... Nothing personal... not a word about you, your town, schools, dog, car, stores you frequent... nothing. And no face pics.
Or post misinformation,...... if you are in say Tulsa, post information about Pennsylvania, or be a world traveler like me, I'm on the beach in Tahiti this week, climate is wonderful for winter but internet sucks.
that's odd... I've got very good internet in this Tibetan mountain monastery I'm in.
The IP address is 000.000.000.001
And yes, I have to wear a mask.
AnonSpreading a little misinformation about one's personal life is a good idea. I've always been completely honest of course. I live in Vegas. And my first name is really Shred.
My name is Charlie Sheen and I'm a total freakin' rockstar from Mars.
oh God bro... you gotta look up Engineered Disaster's how to run a cycle in the joint!
AnonI enjoy Ed's stories too
Make sure you get some Koole aide for lip stick and eye shadow
Skittles...
Don't be afraid... I'll wait for you!
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Molinin302Lol, i could see that. For half a vial of shitty test with floaters and a half dozen underdosed dianabols. When its over you see a bunch of leather gloves giving high fives while your face is in the pavement lmao
You will not be executed for getting busted with gear. In prison you can workout every day. Get plenty of sleep and rest too. The food can be supplemented with commissary like peanut butter and oatmeal. Being in prison is a great testosterone booster too. A lot of the best bodies are in prisons. You don’t have to plan your life beyond eat, sleep, train. I worked with a guy who showed me pictures of him posing in prison. I asked him if he was getting gear smuggled in, he was not.
Some of the best physiques I've seen in person were in prison.
It's a belief with some that being placed in a hostile environment that you can't leave would raise natural test. Tests should be done, it would be quite interesting.
Should probably try it on the men too lol
AnonNo shortage of stories of guys going in and coming out in better shape. And they do it with no supps or equipment. That's why I don't get these guys who are not training right now just because gyms are closed. Anyone not training because their gym is closed lacks dedication in my opinion.
AGREED! We discussed that same exact topic in another discussion. Most prisons/jails only have a pull up bar in the rec area. (Trust me i know).
Oh... yes sir Mr. Officer, I’ll tell you all the secrets ;) lmao!
The reality here is that unless you are ordering in a huge shipment to your front door that gives the impression you are going to be dealing it on and could be considered more than a cycle that just you could be running, if it is intercepted the worst you will get is a seizure notice which of course you WILL ignore and class it as a lost venture.
How do you know what every single package contains that turns up in your mail? Someone could have easily ordered and sent it to your address on purpose. This is why in the Reviews section there is a specific part which asks how well the package was wrapped and if it gave away any clues as to what was in it. Although people cannot go into details on this it should still give you an idea of how good the source is at this - People are always honest about this part too as many get pissed off if it turns up with half the contents hanging out or if they can be easily felt inside, tablets rattling etc.
AnonSome people do order things to other people's mailboxes on purpose or by mistake. One time I got a subscription to a magazine full of pictures of naked ladies, I have no idea how that happened. I totally ignored it.
Yep there really are some Sinister people around pal, someone keeps sending bloody trenbolone and testosterone to my doorstep as if I'm some sort of steroid junkie or something. The only reason I keep it and use it is because I don't know how to dispose of it safely.
AnonI understand brother. I had to carefully go through those porno magazines and find all the pictures of naked ladies and rip them out and burn them before throwing the magazines away. It was the only way to safely dispose of them. I'm so tired of these sick people forcing me to look at naked ladies and take steroids!
AnonYou should not "feel and know" you are getting old at age 27, unless you have a health issue, perhaps an un-diagnosed health issue such as a common vitamin deficiency. I recommend getting blood work to check your vitamins. Get a comprehensive vitamin panel and make sure you're not low on D3 or something. Getting your vitamins dialed in is a game changer. And getting your vitamins dialed in should come before steroids too. Spend your money on blood work first.
I tried to get a prescription, but my test is normal.
I wasn't deficient in vitamins, but I think it was my magnesium that was low. I forget.
Maybe it is all a mental thing.
Seriously you guys, I really appreciate your answers.
Hopefully I'll have steroids soon. I am a lot more confident now.
theres something wrong with your diet, you should still have some test left in you to make some gains, how many calories do you consume
Your nuts haven’t even dropped and you think you can’t make any gains?
Track your macros and make sure your working each body part twice a week.
Do not put the bar down till you can’t get a rep.
If you really want growth don’t put it down until you can’t get half reps or it burns so bad you drop it.
No cables on triceps, just free weights.
On curls super set reverse preachers with regulars in that order. Go all the way down even if you have to lighten the weight.
Eat 30 grams of protein and 30 grams of carbs within 30 minutes of finishing your workout.
Eat every two hours.
Food not protein drinks
Come back in six months and tell us what happened
Btw the drugs woulnt work either unless your doing this..
If your arms aren’t atleast 17 or 18 inches already I wouldn’t recommend hormones yet.
Measure your wrist and add ten
Example if you have a 7 in wrist you should be able to get your arms to 17 inches natural,
Most men will never have 19 or 20 inch arms even on gear..
You're right about the macros. I'm somewhat of a hard gainer. Putting on weight is tough, and I know a lot of eating is involved. Sometimes I'm not even craving foods, so essentially forcing yourself to eat is hard for me as well.
I need to suck it up, especially if I have a set goal in mind.
Thank you.
You should charge him for this much of good info!
Rather than buy online from internet drug dealers (a shady lot to say the least),........... have you considered buying at police seizure auctions in your area. The upside is the drugs have all been tested.if individual officers are bidding on a certain lot, you know it has to be primo stuff.
Good idea. I’ll be at the next police auction.. maybe I’ll meet some nice cops while I’m there. It pays to think outside of the box and make new friends!
My grandpa used to buy us bikes there.
Lol
Valid thing to get scared ... I do not want to break any rules so I will not go into detail on some stuff.
1). The internet is full of people with answers to your Same question. We all have done our research, so you should too.
2). Thousand of amazing guys/ gals on here make orders so maybe read through and get engaged on this forum.
3). 27 is still pushing it! Your still young. I would strongly suggest you see a Good doctor and start looking into TRT ( if you qualify for it). I had amazing gains on TRT - and still do. Don’t F-up your hormones! I started TRT at around your age. It’s been the best thing for me and my wife!!! - life changing.
4). Delete your first name!! You are scared of getting in trouble .. we’ll they could start with—-. (IMO).
Do your research!
Again start small. Get your levels checked and you will definitely see some good gains in the gym.
Good luck.
Well, I get the point you guys are giving me. I appreciate the answers. I'll just be confident and just buy them.
You can ship to my address. I'll do that just for you and ill promise i will find you and give you your order. I swear.
Molinin302This is actually a reasonable question, I hope the guys aren't too hard on you for asking. For whatever reason, I would have to assume budget cuts, the police department in my area tends to hire officers that are not quite up to snuff if you know what i mean. I choose to exploit this, and have my orders shipped directly there. As I'm sure you've seen, many sources provide tracking, so rather than constant emails, you'll know when the product has arrived. Then I go to the police department (wear comfortable shoes that don't have laces, they may let you keep them instead of issuing you DOC slippers) and tell them I'm here for my box of steroids. They're usually pretty friendly, you'll get a free lunch, usually a baloney sandwich. Runny powdered eggs is you happen to make breakfast. And you get a cool pair of silver bracelets. They seem to chafe though, and they always take them back. Hope this was the answer you were looking for, if not, I'll go ahead and ask the stupidest question of my day. Why would you have it delivered to YOUR front door? Cmon guy...
I know, but I wouldn't know where to send them to.
That's the issue I've been trying resolve. I'm trying to get some ideas, but since no one is really asking this question, it is hard to even get an idea what I can actually do to receive them. I used different search engines, even used a TOR browser to browse the dark web on this – this topic isn't getting covered, and maybe I'm not looking in the right places. I just need some insight.
Honestly whether or not I get hard answers, I don't care (I still appreciate witty responses and the fact you took time to read this), as long as I get help/suggestions on how to go about it.
Molinin302Anywhere that can't be proven you had them sent there. Its ballsy, but in reality you could have them sent to your house. Youre signing for a sealed package, how did you know what was in it? See where im going with this? Be smart, but live your life on your feet, not your knees my bro.