posted Mon, 09/17/2012 - 19:41
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ok i am military and deployed half way through a cycle of dbol and test cip, someone of our base told 1sgt that some plp was using steroids now the are searching for the shit and going to do a piss test what can i do.
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Crapshoot brother... Whenever the military runs piss tests they do it in a blanket manner but actually only test 10% of specimens collected
zewiX2--this is correct.. luck of the draw brother. ---also from being in the military, saying they are going to do something like this doesn't mean they will. Seen it plenty of times. Also no-one can be tested unless the whole squadron/flight or base is being tested. The only time one individual can be tested is if there is reason to believe that person is on drugs/steroids.
And a 1sgt has to have base commanders approval to test a squadron/flight he doesn't get to make the choice.
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/theorderlyroom/l/bldrugtests.htm
I actually thought they didn't test for steroids. But it is in the drug detection time chart. I was in the army years ago, I was ratted on and had to piss that same day, positive for weed. 6 months later ratted on again and popped hot for meth the next day. All I can say is I hope you've been drinking an assload of water all night.
On the other hand, I knew a lot of dudes who were on while I was there and one of them was tested as often as I was, he never got in trouble. A lot of commanders don't give a shit about steroids, and some encourage it. They may not even test anyone and if they do, not look for it, and if it's found, not say anything about it.
Good Luck
Hooah
To add a little hope. I know guys that smoked pot the day before they where tested in the army. Afterwards know one said anything to them. I went on leave while i was in the army and did a ass load of shrooms and was around pot smoke for 2 days. The day we got back they popped a test on us and my # was called. I just skipped the test. I would just come up with a good story and how you would never do it again.
LMAO
just hope they are cool about it, the might not even test for it but better safe that sorry unless you want to get caught
1st I would find who said anything and give them a blanket party.
It was the little guy that gets picked on
I would be pissed.
f'in pissed
I dont know if they stare at your weiner , but if not , what worked for me was getting a nasal spray bottle . the kind that is squeezable if available. get a mate to pee for you that you know for certain is clean. microwave pee to say 110 or a lil less depending on the time you will be waitin in the piss test office. place it under your balls and it will be 95-98 degrees when you need it. I use a generic nasal spray and drill the tip to the size of my weiner hole with a dremel , a nail would work too, so it sounds like im peeing when i squeeze it. Even with a nurse lookin over my shoulder it worked. you gotta wear tighty whiteys . if it falls out your pant leg cause you re wearing boxers your farked. practice if possible with.a trusted mate and say tell me if you notice anything standin behind me. like i said if they have a 2way mirror and stare at your junk while peeing , i dont know what to do.
test cyp wont clear for weeks maybe amonth so if they are gunna test they are gunna do it before that so practice.
http://www.steroid.com/steroid_detection_times.php
knew i was being optimistic, figured if they were gunna test theyd surprise test him fast . but youre right correct info is where its at ,i shoulda said up to 3months
They like to look at your dick.
Get off the juice and hope it clears before you get tested dont get the synthetic piss you will get caught. But you will only get tested for aas if it is command order but get off ASAP