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Just came off 14 weeks cycle.. (test e tri tren deca) i had lumps after injections in glutes.. lumps would go away after a while but very irritating does anyone know why and may alternatives

DfromPhilly's picture

I see what you did there

DfromPhilly's picture

Yes but saying it’s sarcastic kind of takes the fun out of it. Then again it would have made my joke possibly at least not totally suck and miss lol

Eagles 2013's picture

Now you have me thinking.

I thought that WE'RE is a contraction for the phrase "We Are". As in "We are a funny group" and WERE was to talk about something in the past like "You were going to do that".

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DfromPhilly's picture

It was a joke. Cuz we were correcting him for being wrong on contractions and then I corrected you for being right.

Clearly it was a bad joke. It was early in my defense

Eagles 2013's picture

Hahaha it's all good bro. I was 99% certain that I was right, but I've also been burning the midnight oil at work, putting in 80+ hour weeks and I don't fully trust my brain to function properly in times like this...

Gotta love a career as an Operations Manager for a mass retail distributor during holiday peak season.

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Eagles 2013's picture

Correct. We're in agreement

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Guzer988's picture

Fuck it ..you are it is

DfromPhilly's picture

Oh Guzer. That was a real knee slapper, I’ll tell ya. Where do you get your material? Have you thought about giving stand up a run? That can be your closing bit. Have you given any thought to what your catch phrase would be? I think you should go “and that’s the truth or you could slap my momma!” After every joke. That’ll really get middle America going, you know? Maybe you wear a funny hat too and you can have a joke about the hat and then sell the hat after shows!

Dude... you’re gonna make it!

Guzer988's picture

Not that funny but whatever blows your skirt up

DfromPhilly's picture

whatever blows your skirt up

Testing out catch phrases I see. Nice. Dude we’re gonna do this together. I’m so excited for you.

DfromPhilly's picture

Sweet. You work on booking him and I’ll do merchandise. Obviously guzer’s on catch phrases for his act. He’s gonna be huge.

Guzer988's picture

You really have nothing better to Do lol you can even put a real pic up to show us why you deserve your status on here ... your useless

Guzer988's picture

Come on what are you like el chapó or Pablo Escobar

DfromPhilly's picture

Boooooo, guzer. Booooooo

There wasn’t even a joke in there. That’s not how you work a crowd. We have more work to do than I thought.

DfromPhilly's picture

Lmao!

Zalewski's picture

Why tren and deca at the same time?

Drock_357's picture

Lumpy?.... oh I remember every episode Lumpy Rutherford was in.....Even tho Eddie Haskell was in more episodes, Lumpy had the best car......remember when Beaver got stuck in the coffee cup sign?... classic leave it to beaver!

DfromPhilly's picture

Dude you’re only 5 years younger than me. You didn’t watch leave it to beaver reruns? I can’t remember what channel they were on. I wanna say nick at night but it might have been a daytime deal. I dunno maybe they were off by the time you came around to tv watching age. Good stuff tho.

I wanna watch bewitched reruns. And I dream of Jeannie. Jeanie was a winner. Samantha was too for that matter

Greg's picture

It was a much simpler time when everything was black and white.

Now days, Leave it to beaver means, "Let the wife handle it."

Drock_357's picture

MUCH simpler time brutha!

Greg's picture

why in the hell would someone want to flaunt their self doubt to the world?

I doubt I'll ever know

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Drock_357's picture

Bahahaha....it’s the Lumpster!

DfromPhilly's picture

We had forehead’s name changed to forehead. So a precedent has been set...

Can this guy be “Lumpy”?

Lumpy might not stick around tho. Forehead is already beloved.

I’m rethinking it all now. Guzer already sounds as bad as lumpy so what’s the point?

Fuckin hell Guzer, stop poking ur butt with stuff.

Guzer988's picture

Lmao

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How did he try and help no real advice

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Thanks you yes 1.5 inch

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