this is Lazy Larry. He's maxed out his full potential naturally and has a perfect diet. He never has cheat meals and eats 5000 calories a day, and NEVER misses a meal. He won't eat his wifes pussy because he's unsure of the macro content - Oh, and she doesn't follow a strict diet and does not want to get unwanted sugars via vaginal secretion. Larry has mastered the anatomy and physiology of the body because back in high school he took a 10 week course on it, and got a C. C's get degrees, we all know that - right? His training regime is flawless, he never misses a day in the gym and mentored under Dorian Yates. Well, In all honesty it was Dorian's youtube channel - close enough! Larry wants his pro card, and will stop at nothing to get it. Veteran, Guru - pshhh, what do they know. Lazy Larry is Lazy.

Dead on bro. There's a lot to be said for simplicity. A 500-750 mg cycle of test, a family pack of meat a day and a few shakes can do wonders. Bottom line honestly, if a test cycle didnt give the results, another compound or 3 isn't the answer. The core fundamentals seem to get overlooked. I think a few have honestly confused 2 g of protein per pound of l.b.m. With 2 mg of gear.

Amen Muta! Back a few years ago when I was a rookie. The only juice I could get was cattle implants. So against everyone's advice about Tren only cycles. I made a batch and tried it. I grew like a weed. Every trip to the gym was awesome. I added more plates on every movement every week. When I came off I maintained almost everything I put on. I think the so called "experts" or "gurus" sometimes forget that newbies will grow like crazy on very simple low dose cycles. I still only use what most would consider beginner doses. And I'm still growing.

Vaginal sugar raises my IGF-1 to IGF-10...

Lol I love when you make a thread.

In all seriousness tho.. You are right. I sell to a couple buddies and 1-2 of them were maybe 160-170 lbs and want tren enan, test enan, etc. Those two guys I have only sold them AI, test, and dbol. That's it. And guess what? Both of them are up to 190-200 lbs now months later after doing it correctly, one guy is on a good PCT regimen now and keeping 90% of his gains.

I myself, am only on a Cyp/EQ cycle right now gonna add Deca and caber but still that's a relatively safe cycle but I don't run tren and halo and stuff EVERY time because honestly I'm not even plateaued yet not at all and I'm gaining fine without tren, not hating on tren or any advanced compounds I love them too but more is not always best, it all comes down to training and food yes hormones help big time, but I think the real game changer is a good daily dose of FDA approved HGH on top of compounds after diet and training are down to a science . Good post bro

You hit a theme I was just going to post about but also talk about something wider....how it all fits together and how manority of people just dont get it.....training, diet and drugs all together

need more test !!!

Looks like me in high school!

I cant wait until we meet up for xmas lunch.... the vaginal sugars just had me rolling on the fkn floor bro lol....lol.

After i got through the comedic synopsis and got into the meat of the text you are so fuckin correct brother.... i was the one to promote self-pics and it worked!.. that section has gone crazy busy lately but!... i agree with you 100% that instead of just clicking thumbs ups and saying "yeah looking great bud" its time for some constuctive critism to get some of these guys back on the straight and narrow.

No way am i saying its a free for all to go in there ripping assholes out... i wont be having that!... but proper restrained controlled constuctive critism could actually help out a lot of these young guys in the weight range you mention instead of the BS i saw yesterday were this prick stated "tren,i can handle this shit" and finished off his self cock sucking text by saying he will be jumping his dosage upto 200mg ED..... only a few month back i remember this dude on a SI complaining about the PIP from his first ever pin .... DUhhh..... now he wants to run Big Boy doses of ACE but still looks like something i pick my fkn teeth with..... fk me the only time i go over the gram with ACE is when i go balls to the wall trophy hunting.

I do realise we cannot stop this problem but i think its time we spoke out and let our view be know like we did 2yrs ago..... remember Abnormal (Dr Abby) fk me he would be smashing his face into the screen and ripping new assholes by the hour reading some of the shit we have on here lately.

Good post Muta... you really know how to touch my gentle spots lol.... maybe thats because youve known me longer than probably anyone else on the board..... good job we dont go to bars, you would have me fighting every night lmfaoooooooo

Only this weekend at the show we went to ... i got talking to guy who told me about an 18 yr old at his gym who was so head strong and would not listen to any advice until he got rushed to hospitol because his skin and eyes had turned the same colour has a fkn banana.... he got fixed up ok luckily but they found out the mad bastard had been running a 3 mth stack of test/tren but had also been running 300mg of anadrol ED as well.... jaundiced up to fuck with his liver on the edge of near failure!.... easiest thing in the world is swallowing a fist full of orals but the consequences can be fkn fatal..... what a dick.

Agreed and then you have these cycle logs where AI's are not listed and they have a clomid only pct while running tren with no prolactin support. we ask there cycle history and they lie saying it's there 6th cycle that they just forgot to put in the rest and all the idiots believe him and start giving him advice on how to start the cycle.

I just tried writing something like this. One kid on the thread actually listened to it and decided not to go ahead with the cycle he had planned.

Nice thread though muta with your higher karma and being a source maybe ppl will listen to you. +1

Hi guys I'm 18-24 and about to start my very 1st cycle! I know I am in the peak of my natural test so I asked lazy larry what I should do. Even though everyone told me I should watch my diet and lift heavier I want to start a cycle. here is my plan
test e @750mg a week
Tren A 300mg eod
equipose @300mg ed
And I will throw in some orals too maybe some dbol for good measure. I am trying to gain 100 pounds of muscle in less then 3 months and I was told this will do it. Even though you guys will give me the best advice I will ignore it. Thanks for your help!

THIS is what I am seeing lately; lots of newbies under 24 asking for advice on cycling. I hate to say it because I know sources are in the game for money as well but I tell them to not bother until later on in life when their levels of natty test decrease and then I recommend to them a supplement and diet plan. Who listens anyways when you are that young? Between the ages of 18-25 you have all the answers and noone is right but you. Great fkn post Muta; there are some posters here who enable these fkn morons.
We should be trying to steer them in the right direction and keep Eroids the way it is, a great site for HELPFUL info.

Great right up!

Then you might have the other issue...a "bigger" dude, as in higher BF percentage using these type of stacks to lose weight, when a good cardio regimen and diet change would've given faster and more noticeable results or even the same results they were looking for. Like you said, people want reassurance in what they've already decided to do, but a lot are bullheaded and won't listen beyond that.

"I want it all and I want it now"......

I feel bad for this kid lol, he shows up on so much shit online.