posted Mon, 03/09/2026 - 15:42
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+ 5 I don't know what's worse!
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I don't know what's worse. Letting your pecker touch the porcelain in a public bathroom or watching a brand new, freshly open vial of Primo fall in slow motion to a tiled floor. Luckily I was able to pull out my Bruce Lee like reflexes and stuck my foot out so I could one time it onto the area rug. Pheeewww!!!
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That's why I use the man's urinal which is ower to the floor
I assume you're talking about shitting right?
Yes, I'm old. I shit in the urinal and piss in my pants.
I usually just wrap mine over my shoulder when I’m shitting
Must be nice to have a pecker that touches.
No shit. If I had an adult sized penis I wouldn't be shooting roids.
Some guys get all the luck.
If and I understand it's a huge if but if you can catch a woman being honest. Ask her what's to big and what's to small before the truth serum wares off. It's like a hand full of super vocal size queens and a bunch of dudes tricked men into thinking they need a dick that is going to have some dry inches and make it super common for ladies to quit before you cum. How would you like having to break in the new chick in your life for like 2 full weeks before she can take it long enough to make you nut?
No clue. That's a problem I never had to worry about
Well the issue dudes get wrong is that the average dick is something like 5.5" long depending on country. While the average pussy is 7" deep. So when ladies say they want a big dick what most of them mean is like 6-7". Guys hear ladies like bigger then average and think that means 10" or more. So get lean enough you can see the veins in your dick root and most ladies will be very happy with your hog and stop taking the opinions of a bunch of closeted juice heads seriously.
So can I gain a little bf and hope to gain some girth?? Perma-bulk incoming!
If they have long fingers and toes than the pussy is deep, so if you aren't that long stay away from them type. If she keeps screaming "deeper, deeper!", guys that's not a compliment. As long as you get past the used part than you are long enough. Just some jewels lol
I scoop up my tiny balls and shove em in there too.
I call it the mudflap ride. It's my signature move
I guess you don't know the forever unclean feeling you get after you dip your dick in the water in the boll of a public toilet
I hear ya man. I have to stand back like 2 feet and arch it in like im Stephen Curry
If mine was long enough to touch the porcelain, I think I would swing it around to catch the vial.
thought that was going to say you'd be swinging it round somewhere else.
Mine always touches against those types of public surfaces and I cringe every time but act like it didn’t happen. However, I also like rubbing it and touching it on other random surfaces like door handles, knobs, countertops and such for example; it’s like a favorite past-time or something. Anyway, when it comes to dropping things, my new thing is kicking it before it hits the ground. Sometimes I save it, others make it worse. Why must I do that? Almost lost some Ultima awhile back that way. I don’t know if this is a “Cup Half Full” morning or what, I don’t know what’s worse either. Sorry I couldn’t help.
Did the vial land in a pile of boogers?
I remember doing this in the past with a few brand new vials of Trenbolone and man I could of cried afterwards seeing all the oil over the floor. Its created many a Broken man my friend - we've all been there like a slut sayin she'll never cheat again!! LMAO Always seems to play out in slow motion too as you see the vial either roll off the side or it slip from your fingertips - even before it hits the floor the devastation and hopelessness is already kicking in LOL You'll pull through it though, the memories fade in time
Yea those are both pretty big L’s